Mountain Dew Enema Gang Top story In their Plexi glass cage match, Trump's weird little brother Pence wiped the debate floor with weak little Lady slash.

Big Scary Monster.

Radical Antifa, Leftist slash merciless cop Kamala Harris.

Impartial ref Donald Trump said it best.

And this monster that was on stage with Mike Pence, who destroyed her last night, by the way.

But this monster, she says, No, no, there won't be fracking.

There won't be this That was everything she said is a lie now.

I think some people might think that by comparing her to a monster, Trump is signaling that he finds her Skerry, but he doesn't so shut up.

It is like the president's never even heard of a dog whistle.

But just coming right out and slandering her is a monster.

It's more difficult for me to reluctantly, yet enthusiastically support him now.

I noticed Harris went the whole debate without any bugs on her.

Clearly, she lacks the inviting yet brave energy of Pence who reached across the human insect divide and formed a special bond.

That's right now the Presidential Debate Commission division of Antifa.

Once king dons next Joe Biden slaughter to be virtual just because Trump's the world's deadliest bioweapon.

But he refuses.

No, I'm not gonna waste my time on a virtual debate.

That's not what debating is all about.

You sit behind a computer and do a debates ridiculous, and then they cut you off whenever they want.

Now on Lee should Trump in Biden debate in person.

They should do it while handcuffed together and on the run from the law.

I mean, honey, it's better in person.

I mean, there's no glitch ing.

You don't accidentally zoom yourself dropping the Omega Deuce, just people talking in boxes talking about politics.

I don't see how anything of that kind would be useful to the American public, right?

All right, let's bring an associate professor of epidemiology from the Harvard School of Public Health, Dr Bill Hennig, Doctor.

I will not be stripping down my underpants, so don't even try.

Delighted to make your acquaintance.

Now This week, in an awesome show of brotherhood, 34 White House patriots have chosen to stand with Donald J.

For Jack biceps by sharing his Covic diagnosis.

Whether they like it or not, the coronavirus outbreak has infected 34 White House staffers and other contacts in recent days, according to an internal government memo.

Now, doctor, let's unpack this.

Whatever Trump's gotten his lungs, we all want it right.

You really don't.

The virus in question Is SARS Kobe to while pretty much everyone who gets it is not necessarily going to get severely ill?

Those who do get civilian and that's a reasonable fraction of them they get really ill on a reasonable fraction of them die.

So believe me, no matter whose lungs it's coming from, you really don't want it in yours.

Well, I got to say, pretty genius of Trump to ensure a number of infected people that could be perfectly fed by 36 ft party subs.

I mean, the man's mind is out of control, Bonnie.

I mean, honey, all I know is if I see one more fully grown man wearing a mask like a damn woman, I'm gonna scream my freaking head off.

I mean, really, men have fully visible faces and fully detail writing.

Long, honey.

Now some live cooks have pointed out Our boy pence was lethargic and his eye was pink and he generally looked like so Doc, please explain to our audience why Pence does not have co vid.

And this is more likely a symptom of having such intense sex with Karen that when they're done, they're bed looks.

Shipwreck.

Well, because we know the vice president is likely to have been exposed because he's among these people who was in contact with cases over the last week or so.

It's somewhat increases the likelihood that we might think that he might have the coronavirus himself.

However, I want to be very, very clear.

That depends upon a test.

We have to be getting test in there.

We have been testing folks to see exactly who is sick on who was well, this to me sounds like some typical live cut hypocrisy.

I mean, come on.

Joe Biden has an eyeball that burst and they made fun of him.

And now Pence has an eyeball that burst.

So they make fun of him, too.

That's hypocrisy, I think.

Right.

Whatever, Bonnie.

I mean, let me tell you, people are saying this is Covic.

Honey, I know pinkeye.

When I see it, my three boys get pink eye all the time that be picking up bird duty, but rubbing the birds duty in each other's eyes.

Oh, here's it.

Over here.

Here's over here.

Slapping the duty.

I mean, I'll tell you what now, That is an excellent point, Bunning.

Even if Pence does have the Covic smoove it right, Trump is going to give him that good rich in the Rana.

All right.

Okay.

Roll the clip.

I took this medicine and it was incredible.

It was incredible.

I I could have walked out the following day.

You're gonna get the same medicine.

You're gonna get it free.

No charge.

Medicare, for all is socialism.

Except when it's this Doc, go full Dr Oz and tell the people how much they're gonna love trumps miracle drug.

What?

I'm gonna start by pointing out that the president's being being treated at Walter Reed, which is probably the closest we get to socialized medicine in the United States on, you know, it's a very, very good hospital.

And I'm glad that he is recognizing the amazing things that could be done that so So bombing.

Walter Reed is on a to do list.

Got it.

Morgan.

Democrats love to say that Trump doesn't care about small businesses But I mean, look here he is giving a much needed boost.

The trillion dollar pharmaceutical industry.

You know, let me just say that I'd happily drink President Trump's blood.

What better time to reveal that I am an advanced vampire, Lar Per who goes by the name Count Chroma.

Bine.

Everyone is staring at me now, and I am very embarrassed.

Mhm.