- No.

[laughs]

[tense music]

- [Interviewer] We brought you here today

to take a lie detector test.

- Right.

- [Interviewer] One of you will be hooked up to the machine

while the other asks questions.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- [Interviewer] And then you'll switch.

- Yeah.

- [Interviewer] So, who wants to be in the hot seat first?

- Julia does.

- No, Will does.

- I was lying, I would love to be in the hot seat first.

- Good luck, sucker.

- [Interviewer] Are you five foot two?

- Absolutely not.

Five foot four.

Five foot three.

Five foot three.

- [Interviewer] Kevin.

- Five foot two and a half.

I'm five foot two, five foot two.

- [Interviewer] Let's try to tell the truth.

- [Kevin] Yeah five foot two.

- [Interviewer] Do you tip well?

- Yes.

- [Interviewer] More than 15%?

- Yes.

- [Interviewer] More than 20?

- Sometimes yeah, I mean like when it's appropriate, yes.

Oh jeez, oh God.

I'm a bad tipper, okay.

I can't believe I'm rich and a bad tipper.

That's heartbreaking.

Okay.

It's mostly just from me not knowing

or not having you know...

It's from my bubble.

- Do you watch SNL every week?

- I watch Pete's parts of SNL every week.

- Am I the funniest cast member?

- Yeah.

- That's a lie.

[laughing]

- I know, yeah, it's Kenan.

So do you think Kenan Thompson is funnier than me?

It's actually the next question.

- No.

- He is.

It's okay.

Let's get it right.

Do you think Kenan Thompson is funnier than me?

- No.

- Fail.

[laughing]

- It's fine.

We all think that.

Kenan is funnier than me.

- Okay, all right.

Kenan's funnier than you.

- That's cool.

I'm cool with admitting that.

- Oh Ariana Grande, you know,

we pretty much kinda grew up together.

I know her pretty well.

We both were on Nickelodeon around the same time,

we actually tested out of high school together.

I remember we went together.

So yeah I know Ariana really well.

Nice girl, good friend.

- [Interviewer] Is that true?

- She's being deceptive.

- Well I aint lying.

- [Interviewer] Your hair always looks great.

Would you say you spend a lot of time on your hair?

- No.

- [Interviewer] Is that true?

- That's questionable.

- What?

Come on.

No, no, no.

Yes, yes I spend time on my hair.

- [Interviewer] Have you ever canceled plans

because you didn't like the way your hair looked?

- No.

- [Interviewer] Come on.

Is that true?

- [Female] That's questionable.

- Come on.

- It's an unclear reading.

- There we go.

If I don't do my hair, it's very straight,

and if I don't do it it'll just immediately

go into a bowl cut.

I will look like a 10 year old Korean boy.

- [Interviewer] Okay.

- I have to.

Like if I didn't have my hair...

You ever seen like those photos of like a shaved animal?

Right?

And you're just like that's what a bear looks like bald?

Because I have a very small head.

It's like 70% of my appeal.

- Do you like all of my posts on Instagram?

- No.

- That's true.

- That's fair.

[laughing]

Did you see my photos that I posted of Africa?

- Yes.

- That's questionable.

- I didn't post any pictures.

[laughing]

- [Lana] I'm a great liar.

- [Noah] Unquestionable.

That's good.

- Okay.

- Okay.

You studied ballet before acting.

- Yes.

- [Noah] Do you still dance?

- No.

- When you're alone do you ever dance in the mirror?

- Yes.

- Do you think you're a better dancer than I am?

- No.

- Lie.

[laughing]

- Mm.

- Do you like my feet?

- I love your feet.

- That's questionable.

[laughing]

- How can you possibly like my feet?

- Because they're beautiful.

I really love them.

I will kiss them.

I will rub them.

I will do more if you want.

- The [bleep] is more?

- Whatever you want.

You tell me, what is more?

- I don't want that.

- Do you guys have a group chat without me?

- Why would we do that?

- Answer the question.

- Why would we have a group chat without you?

That's crazy.

- I know for a fact that there is

a post season six group chat that I'm not on.

- Well, this is why lie detectors don't work,

because this is the answer.

- She's skirting the question, folks.

- You wanna know the truth, here's the truth.

There's about four Parks and Rec text chains.

There's Parks fam, right?

There's like Parks fam, there's Parks and Rec--

- Not on that one.

- Yes.

And there's another one, and there was one,

that we don't use, because you're not on it

and Chris Traeger's not on it, Rob Lowe's not on it,

but I think it started because we were

trying to surprise you, and we kept you off it.

So to answer your question, yes,

there is a text chain that you're not on.

There is.

But I do also think there are four other text chains that...

- That I'm also not on.

[laughing]

- Are you nervous?

- No.

- [Male] Lie.

- Oh! - Ooh!

[laughing]

- I thought we had something.

- You do, the truth.

- You are a father, correct?

- [Orlando] That is true.

- Would you ever let me babysit him?

- Yes.

[laughing]

- He wanted to say no. - Questionable.

It's questionable.

He would probably babysit me.

- Yeah exactly.

- Have you ever watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians?

- I've seen it on TV but I've never watched it.

Like I've seen someone else watch it.

No, I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth.

- Stop yelling at the machine.

- I've seen it on TV but I've never like

oh let me keep up with the...

I've never kept up with them.

- I see.

Seems like that was an agitated response.

Is that a fair assessment?

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

- Well because I don't...

If I did watch it I wouldn't...

- Yeah you're not digging yourself a hole.

- Look, I've watched a lot of bad things before, okay.

But that's not something I turned to.

It's not, man.

You can hear it when it...

- You're yelling at a machine right now.

- [Interviewer] Did you like your character's makeover

at the end of season two?

- I wouldn't personally dress up that way,

but I think it was very fun.

It actually didn't take that long to do.

But it was very fun getting to dress up like that

and I enjoyed it a lot.

- [Interviewer] So you'd never worn that hairstyle

in regular life?

- Well I mean I have, technically, during the shoots,

but I wouldn't use it as a stylistic choice, no.

- [Interviewer] Lou?

- That one was largely deceptive.

- What?

Oh goodness.

- Do you think you're smarter than me?

[laughing]

- No, okay, let me really think about this.

Do I think I'm smarter than you?

- Yeah that's the question.

- No.

- He's lying.

You think you're smarter than me.

You think you're smarter than everybody?

- No.

- He does.

- Most people, yes.

[laughing]

- [Interviewer] Do you and Anastasia Steele

have anything in common?

- No.

Yes.

- [Interviewer] Well which is it?

- You can edit that out.

- [Interviewer] I don't think so.

- Okay you can say I'm a liar.

Okay, big lie.

- You're gonna be fine.

- [Interviewer] Have you ever been starstruck by a costar?

[laughs]

- No.

Wait, him, specifically?

- [Interviewer] Yeah.

- No.

I don't remember.

Maybe, at the time.

Yes?

- Do you think I'm a good friend?

[laughing]

- Why the hesitation?

- There is no hesitation.

- Yeah just yes or no question.

- I was enjoying previous friendship moments

and taking them in in order to give an informed response,

having reviewed it, to say yes,

I think you are a good friend.

- Do you think you're better than me

because you went to Harvard?

- No.

[laughing]

- You're a terrible person, man.

- I don't.

- So am I funny, Tracy?

- Yes, but you need more than a sitcom, you need a series.

That's more than just funny, that's like OG,

even more than just funny-

- Do you think I could have a comedy franchise?

A successful comedy franchise?

- Yeah, yes.

- You are just full of [bleep], Tracy.

That's what I'm saying over here.

- Don't worry about what he's writing.

He writing good stuff.

- [Taraji] Do you think I have what it takes

to be a stand up comedian?

- Yes.

- [Taraji] Do you like me, Tracy?

- Love you.

I don't like you, I love you.