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  • Of course my good friend Andy Richter is here.

  • Hi Andy.

  • Hi Conan.

  • How are you?

  • I'm doing pretty well.

  • I'm glad to see,

  • this makes a big difference,

  • you know, we took a page from major league sports.

  • Yeah.

  • And we got

  • our fans to send in cardboard cutouts.

  • [Andy] Yeah.

  • We got so many,

  • and thousands and thousands of people

  • sent in pictures,

  • we printed them out

  • and we put them here,

  • to give us a packed audience.

  • [Andy] Yeah.

  • Gotta tell you,

  • maybe it's cause it's a Monday,

  • they seem a little low energy right now.

  • Yeah.

  • It's, yeah.

  • They're not, they don't have the same pep.

  • [Conan] No. The same,

  • two dimensional pep that they did last week.

  • Yeah,

  • no, they seem a little flat.

  • Now normally we have an audience warmup,

  • and I think they could use one right now.

  • I think,

  • maybe Andy you could help me

  • whip this crowd

  • into a frenzy.

  • Any thoughts?

  • Sure, sure.

  • I actually have just the thing,

  • if you don't mind.

  • Yeah, not at all.

  • Andy Rector now,

  • is going to warm up

  • our cardboard audience,

  • get them excited.

  • What do you got there?

  • All right.

  • Who wants a T shirt?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh man, this thing got some juice.

  • [Conan] Yeah, try one.

  • Here you go.

  • How about you Comey?

  • (gun explodes)

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • What about one of you Kevin Hart?

  • (gun explodes)

  • Oh, sorry lady.

  • I was trying for Kevin Hart.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (gun explodes)

  • (laughing)

  • [Conan] Oh.

  • Hey look,

  • you hit one Kevin Hart

  • and you knocked down three of them.

  • [Andy] That's the way it goes.

  • Hey, you know what,

  • get one of these guys who's being a wise ass.

  • Find someone who's being

  • kind of a wise ass.

  • Let's see.

  • [Conan] Oh my God.

  • Look at this guy right here.

  • [Conan] Yeah.

  • Hey, why no smile buddy?

  • (gun explodes)

  • (laughing)

  • They're picking up Andy,

  • I can feel the energy rising.

  • They're pretty happy now,

  • right Reverend?

  • (gun explodes)

  • (laughing)

  • Yeah.

  • I still wanna try and get Comey good.

  • (gun explodes)

  • Oh, you've got to get Comey.

  • He has to pay for his.

  • Yeah, what about our emails now?

  • (gun explodes)

  • Boom, yes,

  • there he goes.

  • (clapping)

  • Justice.

  • (upbeat music)

  • [Conan] Don't act.

  • How about this guy?

  • Don't act like I don't see you Kevin Hart.

  • (upbeat music)

  • [Conan] Wait,

  • he actually.

  • (laughing)

  • [Andy] He stood back up.

  • You stood him back up.

  • I think they're pretty pumped now.

  • (Clapping)

  • [Conan] Nice job, Andy.

  • I know I am.

  • [Conan] Nice job.

  • Man, man.

  • It's like fun as I've had in awhile.

  • Well, sorry Kevin.

  • Seriously, sorry buddy.

  • Well that's how we repay fans

  • that take the time to send us their photos.

  • (laughing)

  • We blast them in the face

  • with a T shirt cannon

  • at close range.

  • They got T shirts out of the deal.

  • That may look,

  • unfriendly,

  • but I promise you

  • every fan that was hit

  • we're gonna send them

  • a photograph of the T shirt.

  • (laughing)

  • And then they can have it made into a cardboard cutout.

  • A cardboard cutout of a T shirt.

  • [Conan] Yeah.

Of course my good friend Andy Richter is here.

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