>> Reggie: I'M GREAT.

>> 雷吉：我很好。

JUST PLUGGING IN MY PHONE, FEELING GOOD.

只是插上我的手機，感覺很好。

>> James: YEAH?

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH？

GOOD TO KNOW ST NORMAL BUSINESS AS USUAL.

好知道ST正常業務如常。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: I MUST SAY IN MANY WEIGHINGS, I DON'T LIKE DOING

>> 詹姆斯。我必須說，在許多稱重，我不喜歡這樣做

THIS, BUT IN ONE WAY I DO PREFER THIS SETUP.

這一點，但在一種方式，我喜歡這種設置。

I ALWAYS WANTED TO LOOK LIKE I'M JUST SLIGHTLY TOO BIG TO HOLD MY

我一直都想讓自己看起來像個大得不能再大的人一樣。

MUG, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

MUG，你知道我的意思嗎？

(LAUGHTER) I'M JUST GOING TO DING THE BELL.

我只是要去敲鐘。

>> Reggie: YEAH, THERE YOU GO.

>> 雷吉：是的，你來了。

>> James: IAN KARMEL, ONE OF OUR HEAD WRITERS IS ALSO BACK IN

>> 詹姆斯IAN KARMEL, one of our HEAD WRITERS is also back in.

THE STUDIO TONIGHT.

今晚的工作室。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

你怎麼樣？

DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO BE BACK?

回來的感覺好嗎？

>> IT'S AMAZING TO BE BACK.

>> 回到這裡真好。

I WAS GONE THE FIRST HALF OF THE WEEK FOR SOME STUFF BUT COMING

我本週前半周去了一趟，有些事要做，但馬上就來。

BACK TO THE ROOM, THE ENERGY IN HERE HAS BEEN GREAT IT IS SO

回到房間，這裡的能量是巨大的，它是如此。

DIFFERENT FROM LAST WEEK.

與上週不同的是。

(LAUGHTER) JRS I SEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

JRS我知道你在幹什麼了。

WELL, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOUR FACE, IAN, IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE

很高興見到你的臉，伊安，見到你真好。

EVERYBODY.

每個人。

NOW BEFORE WE GET INTO THE HEADLINES WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU

在我們進入標題之前，我們想向大家展示的是

THIS.

這。

LAST NIGHT ON THE SHOW WE TALKED ABOUT JOE BIDENINGS STARTING A

昨晚的節目中，我們談到了喬-比德寧斯開始了一個...

SPEECH BY PLAYING THE SONG DESPACITO OFF OF HIS PHONE.

通過播放歌曲DESPACITO關閉他的手機講話。

WELL SEAN HANNITY ON FOX NEWS TALKED ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT TOO.

福克斯新聞的西恩-漢尼昨晚也談到了這個問題。

BUT HIS PRONUNCIATION WAS, WELL, SLIGHTLY OFF.

但他的發音是，嗯，略微關閉。

SEE IF YOU CAN NOTICE.

看看你是否能注意到。

>> YESTERDAY JOE BIDEN WAS TRYING SO HARD TO PANDER FOR

>> 前天喬-比登一直在努力為我們鼓掌。

HISPANIC AMERICANS TO VOTE FOR HIM IN FLORIDA.

美國的西班牙人在佛羅里達州投票給他。

THAT HE ACTUALLY STARTED A SPEECH BY PLAYING, WELL,

他居然以演奏的方式開始了演講，嗯。

THE-- IT'S A SONG CALLED DES-PASI-TOE.

這... 這是一首叫DES -PASI -TOE的歌曲。

>> IS IT?

>> 是嗎？

IS IT, SEAN?

是嗎，西恩？

IS THAT WHAT IT IS CALLED?

這就是它的名字嗎？

HE SOUNDS LIKE MY DAD ORDERING A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.

他聽起來像我爸爸在點墨西哥餐廳的菜。

MOVEK ON TO TODAY'S NEWS, IN A HIGHLY UNUSUAL MOVE PRESIDENT

移動到今天的新聞，在一個極不尋常的舉動主席。

TRUMP'S FORMER DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE DAN COATS

特朗普的前國家情報局局長丹-科茨。

HAS ASKED CONGRESS TO CREATE A COMMISSION TO OVERSEE THE

請國會設立一個委員會，監督《公約》的執行情況。

UPCOMING ELECTION.

即將舉行的選舉。

APPARENTLY HE HAS CONCERNS ABOUT THE ELECTION BEING FAIR.

顯然，他對選舉的公平性有所顧慮。

EVERYBODY WHO LEAVES THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TALKS LIKE

每個離開特朗普政府的人都會像這樣說話。

SOMEBODY WHO USED TO WORK AT ARBY'S.

一些曾經在ARBY'S工作的人。

THEY'RE LIKE LISTEN, I CAN'T SAY WHY, BUT TRUST ME, DO NOT EAT

他們是喜歡聽，我不能說為什麼，但相信我，不要吃。

THERE.

在那裡。

(LAUGHTER) YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

你不會想知道的。

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

你不會想知道的。

WELL THEN JUST HAVE THE FRIES.

那就吃薯條吧。

COATS CALLED FOR THE COMMISSION IN AN EDITORIAL IN THE NEW YORK

COATS在《紐約時報》的一篇社論中呼籲成立委員會。

TIMES AND WE ALL KNOW IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT WILL WIN OVER

時代，我們都知道，如果有什麼東西能贏得勝利。

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS T IS A THOUGHTFULLY ARGUED EDITORIAL IN

特朗普總統是T是一個深思熟慮的論證的編輯在

THE NEW YORK TIMES.

《紐約時報》。

YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER DAN COATS.

你可能不記得丹-科特斯了。

IN ADDITION TO BEING TRUMP DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL

除了擔任特朗普國家事務局局長外

INTELLIGENCE HE HAS ALSO SERVED AS A UNITED STATES AMBASSADOR,

他還擔任過美國大使。

SENATOR, CONGRESSMAN AND FOR MANY YEARS IN HIS MOST FAMOUS

參議員、國會議員，並在他最著名的幾年裡

ROLE AS A GRANDFATHER WHO WAS NOT AMUSED BY YOUR TIKTOK.

作為一個不被你的TIKTOK逗樂的祖父的角色。

MEANWHILE TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE A SPEECH IN WASHINGTON.

今天，特朗普總統在華盛頓發表了演講。

HE TALKED ABOUT LIBERALS ATTACKING AMERICAN VALUES AND

他談到了自由主義者攻擊美國的價值觀和

HAD A FEW WORDS TO SAY ABOUT MOUNT RUSHMORE, HAVE A LOOK.

對拉什莫爾山有一些話要說，請看一下。

>> AS I SAID AT MOUNT RUSHMORE, WHICH THEY WOULD LOVE TO RIP

>> 正如我在拉什莫爾山說的，他們很想撕碎它。

DOWN AND RIP IT DOWN FAST, THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

儘快把它拆掉，這是不可能的。

>> James: WELL YEAH, CUZ IT'S A MOUNTAIN.

>> 詹姆斯。嗯，是的，因為它是一座山。

(LAUGHTER) BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO RIP DOWN

基本上是不可能撕下來的。

A MOUNTAIN.

一座山。

ALSO WHY IS HE SO DROWSY?

還有，為什麼他如此昏昏欲睡？

HE IS TALKING THE WAY PIE FIVE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TALKS WHEN

他說話的方式派五歲的女兒說話時，

SHE'S 20 SECONDS AWAY FROM FALLING ASLEEP.

她還有20秒就能睡著了。

TRUMP ALSO TOOK A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE PRINCIPLES OF THE

特朗普還花了點時間來談《憲法》的原則。

FOUNDING FATHERS.

創始人：

>> TO GROW UP IN AMERICA IS TO LIVE IN A LAND WHERE ANYTHING IS

>> 在美國長大就是生活在一個什麼都可以的地方

POSSIBLE, WHERE ANYONE CAN RISE AND WHERE ANY DREAM CAN COME

可能的，在那裡任何人都可以上升，任何夢想都可以實現。

TRUE.

真。

ALL BECAUSE OF THE IMMORTALLABLE PRINCIPLES, OUR NATIONS

所有這些都是因為不朽的原則，我們的國家。

FOUNDERS.

創辦人：

>> James: IMMORTABLE, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE QUITTING HALFWAY

>> 詹姆斯。不可思議，沒有什麼比半途而廢更可怕的了。

THROUGH A WORD.

通過一句話。

WHAT WAS HE EVEN SAYING, IMMORTAL, I MUTABLE-- IMMUTABLE.

他在說什麼呢，不死的，我可以變身，可以變身。

HE SOUNDS LIKE A COCKNEY SPERN PERSON SAYING I'M HORRIBLE.

他聽起來像一個科克尼・斯伯恩的人說我很可怕。

IMMORTABLE, FOUNDING FATHERS, WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO

不可理喻，創始人，你認為他想做什麼？

SAY, REG?

說，REG？

>> Reggie: I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> 我不知道。

>> James: WHATEVER HE WAS TRYING TO SAY, EVEN SEAN HANNITY

>> 詹姆斯：無論他想說什麼， 甚至SEAN HANNITY

WAS LIKE COME ON MAN, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T SAY IT LIKE,

是像來吧男人，每個人都知道你不喜歡說它。

THAT GET IT TOGETHER.

這得到它一起。

AND THIS IS AN INTERESTING STORY.

這是一個有趣的故事。

THE ISLAND NATION OF BARBADOS HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE

巴巴多斯島國宣佈，他們將在未來幾年內

REMOVING QUEEN ELIZABETH 2 AS THEIR OFFICIAL HEAD OF STATE.

免去艾莉莎貝特女王2號的國家元首職務；

WHEN SHE HEARD ABOUT THIS QUEEN ELIZABETH RESPOND BID SAYING

當她聽到這個消息時，艾麗莎白女王回應說

WAIT, I'M THE HEAD OF BARBADOS?

等等，我是巴貝多的頭？

BARBADOS IS FULLY SEPARATED ITSELF FROM THE BRITISH

巴貝多完全脫離了英屬維爾京群島。

MONARCHY.

MONARCHY：

YOU HAVE HEARD OF BREXIT, THIS IS BARB-ADIOS.

你聽說過佈雷斯特，這是BARB -ADIOS。

THE PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA ARE ALREADY PROPOSING A NEW QUEEN TO

社交媒體上的人們已經開始提議新的女王，以

TAKE HER PLACE AND THAT PERSON IS RIHANNA.

取而代之，那個人是RIHANNA。

IN WHICH CASE THEY WOULD HAVE TO RENAME THE COUNTRY BARBADOS

在這種情況下，他們將不得不重新命名為 "巴貝多"。

FEATURING RIHANNA BUT RIHANNA SEEMS OPEN TO THE IDEA, IN FACT

RIHANNA的特色，但RIHANNA似乎打開了這個想法，其實

SHE ALREADY RELEASED A PRETTY DETAILED POLICY PLATFORM.

她已經發布了一個漂亮的詳細的政策平臺。

SHE HAS A JOB PLANNED CALLED WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK, A

她有一個工作計劃，叫工作工作工作工作工作工作工作，一個

CLIMATE CHANGE CALLED UMBRELLA AND A TAX PLAN CALLED BITCH

氣候變化叫UMBRELLA，稅收計劃叫BITCH。

BETTER HAVE MY MONEY.

最好有我的錢。

AND FINALLY DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK

最後你們看到了嗎，前總統巴拉克。

OBAMA IS RELEASING A MEMOIR TITLED "A PROMISED LAND" AND

奧巴馬正在發行一本題為 "有前途的土地 "的回憶錄，並。

IT'S SET TO COME OUT RIGHT AFTER THE 2020 ELECTION.

它將在2020年大選後出爐。

I HONESTLY FORGOT PRESIDENTS COULD WRITE ANYTHING OTHER THAN

老實說，我忘了總統們會寫任何其他的東西。

TWEETS.

TWEETS。

NOW I'M, AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE OBAMAS, I'VE GOT TO SAY, THEY

現在我雖然愛奧巴馬伕婦，但我不得不說，他們...

ARE MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF DURING THE PANDEMIC.

讓我覺得自己很糟糕 在泛濫時期。

BETWEEN BARACK AND MICHELLE, THEY'VE RELEASED AN

巴拉克和米歇爾之間，他們已經發布了一個。

AWARD-WINNING DOCUMENTARY, STARTED A PODCAST.

獲獎的紀錄片，開始了一個PODC廣播。

NOW THEY HAVE ANNOUNCED A NEW BOOK.

現在他們宣佈了一本新書。

MEANWHILE I'M PROUD OF MYSELF IF ONLY ONE OF MY MEALS A DAY I

如果我一天只吃了一頓飯，我就很自豪了。

ONLY EAT ONE OF MY MEALS A DAY IN BED.

我每天只在床上吃一頓飯。

RIGHT NOW OBAMA IS GOING WITH THE LOFTY TITLE OF "A PROMISED

現在，奧巴馬正帶著 "一諾千金 "的崇高頭銜。

LAND" BUT IF JOE BIDEN WINS THEY'RE GOING TO CHANGE THE

土地"，但如果喬-比登獲勝，他們將改變的。

TITLE TO BIRTH CERTIFICATE THIS.

出生證明的所有權。