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>> THE COMMISSION ON PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES IS
>> 主席級辯論委員會的工作是
CONSIDERING MAKING SOME CHANGES NOW TO THE REMAINING DEBATES.
考慮對剩餘的辯論作一些修改。
>> SOUNDS LIKE THEY REALLY ARE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THE IDEA
>> 聽起來他們真的在認真考慮這個想法。
OF POSSIBLY CONTROLLING THE CANDIDATES' MICROPHONE SAYING
可能控制候選人的微電話說:
WHY:YOU JUST HIT THE MUTE BUTTON ON THESE GUYS?
為什麼:你只是點擊靜音按鈕 這些傢伙?
>> AND NOW A PREVIEW OF THE REMAINING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES.
>> 現在對剩餘的總統辯論進行回顧。
>> THESE ARE VERY FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES, NO PESIDENT'S EVER
>> 兩邊都是非常優秀的人,從來沒有見過PESIDENT's。
SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
說過這樣的話。
>> FINISH -- NO, SECOND.
>> 完成 -- 不,第二。
HE CAME OUT OF HIS BUNKER, HAD THE MILITARY USE TEAR GAS ON
他走出他的碉堡,讓軍方使用催淚瓦斯。
THEM SO HE COULD WALK ACROSS TO A CHURCH AND HOLD UP A BIBLE
這樣他就可以走到教堂,舉著聖經。
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(講西班牙語) ?
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>> TEXAS, OHIO,UPLE -- STAND BACK AND STAND BY,
>> 德州,俄亥俄州,UPLE -- 站在後面,站在旁邊。
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ANTIFA -- BARK, BARK --
總得有人對反恐怖組織做點什麼吧?
AND WHITE SUPREMACY.
和白人至上。
( BOING )
( BOING )
>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.
>> "晚間秀 "由史蒂芬-科爾伯特主持。這是 "晚間秀",有史蒂芬-科爾伯特。