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  • -My first guests are the co-anchors

  • of "Weekend Update" on "Saturday Night Live,"

  • which returns this Saturday,

  • with host Chris Rock and musical guest Megan Thee Stallion.

  • Let me introduce, please... [ Drum roll ]

  • Michael Che!

  • [ Applause ]

  • -♪ Michael Che and Colin Jost

  • ♪♪

  • Sit on down, talk to the host

  • -Thank you for being here. Thank you.

  • ♪♪

  • -Yeah!

  • And he's also a "New York Times"

  • best-selling author.

  • Please welcome Colin Jost, everybody!

  • -♪ Michael Che and Colin Jost ♪ [ Applause ]

  • Sit on down, talk to the host

  • ♪♪

  • From a distance, you will sit

  • [ Applause and laughter ]

  • -Yeah. -Yeah.

  • -Thank you for being here. This is fantastic.

  • -Thanks for having us, man. -Yeah, this is cool.

  • -Yeah, this is nice.

  • -Thank you for being our first...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ...two-person in-studio guests, you know?

  • Uh...

  • I'm sorry.

  • Colin, I'm sorry. I just --

  • You -- I mean, you...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Do you -- do you feel far away?

  • -I don't feel far away.

  • I -- I am farther away. I'm a lot farther away.

  • -Yeah, well, this is for protocol and all that stuff,

  • so I just, you know... Can you --

  • -I can't hear anything you're saying.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Thank you for coming on the show, appreciate it!

  • -Yeah, anytime, man. [ Laughter ]

  • -New normal! -Uh, yeah.

  • -We're back in 30 Rock.

  • -Yeah, man, this is exciting, dude.

  • -I think I saw you at the tests

  • when we were doing all the, uh, nose swab real quick

  • the first day we were, but --

  • How's it like working six feet apart from each other?

  • -I love it, I owe a lot of people money.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Nobody can get it from me.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Just enough apart, yeah. -It's perfect.

  • -Are they making changes to 8H?

  • What's happening on Studio 8H?

  • -We haven't really been in yet and seen what it is, right?

  • We had our table read. -Yeah.

  • -What was that like?

  • -Well, we have 20 cast members in our show right now,

  • and they have to be six feet apart.

  • So 20 times 6 is probably like a thousand.

  • I don't know. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • So you're in a table read and you're hearing voices

  • and you're like, "Who said that"?

  • -Yeah.

  • -You're like looking around. -No way.

  • -It's a great time for crew to yell stuff,

  • because people will be like,

  • "I guess they're just in the cast. It's fine."

  • -Yeah, it feels like you're listening to a podcast.

  • You just -- you don't see anybody.

  • -"No, we're all here," yeah. -It's great. It's kind of cool.

  • -That's bizarre. -It is, but it's, you know.

  • -What will the audience look like?

  • -What are you guys talking about over there?

  • -We're talking about "Saturday Night Live"!

  • -Oh, that's great. -Coming back this weekend.

  • -That's great. -I was like,

  • what is the audience going to be like?

  • -White. -No, no --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • No, no, no.

  • -To start with, they're all white.

  • -No, no, no, no.

  • -I don't know if you're a fan, but...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Everybody enjoys that show.

  • But, I mean, is it going to change the style for "Update"?

  • Are you gonna still do it the way you guys have been doing it?

  • Well, you got to be safe.

  • -It's a maximum capacity of one at the desk.

  • -Congratulations, Colin.

  • Yeah, we get "Update" with Colin Jost.

  • -Sorry. -I'm all for it.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • As long as I get paid the same, it's fine with me.

  • No, it should be fun.

  • I think it's actually more fun.

  • Rules make comedy fun,

  • When there's things you can't do, when there's kind of

  • loopholes, that's when you start to really get creative,

  • and I think the show is kind of the perfect place for that.

  • -Yeah. -That was like

  • the political answer.

  • -No, that was a great answer. I agree with you.

  • I love rules.

  • [ Laughter ] -I love rules.

  • -I do, I love it, because I like to break them.

  • I go, yeah, go ahead, tell me what I can't do,

  • and I'll find a way something. -Yeah.

  • You have the best host for the first show back,

  • and it is Chris Rock. And I heard --

  • We had Chris on the show and he told me

  • that you guys had to actually go to his house

  • and convince him. -Oh, yeah.

  • We literally went to Chris Rock's house

  • to tell him to do "SNL," and it was very --

  • It felt like that scene in "The Godfather,"

  • remember when Tom Hagen goes to tell the guy

  • to put the dude in the movie? -Yeah.

  • -I've never seen "The Godfather,"

  • but someone told me it was similar.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I might have gotten bad information, Jimmy.

  • But... -Tom Hagen.

  • That's a deep cut.

  • -Oh, yeah, but that's what it felt like.

  • I was like, literally like, "How could you not --

  • You got to do it, man. It's New York City.

  • We're back. It's 30 Rock.

  • You got to come home and we got to make people,

  • you know, feel good again." -Yeah.

  • The country wants this. The country needs it.

  • I will be watching it. I cannot wait.

  • More with Michael Che and Colin Jost when we come back.

-My first guests are the co-anchors

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