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  • IS TALKING ABOUT THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

  • DID YOU CATCH IT REG, DID YOU WATCH IT LAST NIGHT.

  • >> I WAS LIKE A FLY ON THE WALL.

  • >> James: HAY, WHOOO WHOOO.

  • WELL LOOK, IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT, THERE WAS

  • A BREAKTHROUGH VIRAL MOMENT THAT EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT.

  • AT ONE POINT A FLY LANDED ON MIKE PENCE'S HEAD AND STAYED

  • THERE FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES.

  • >> AND THE ONLY ONE ON THIS STAGE WITH-- I AM ONE ON THIS

  • STAGE WHO PROSECUTED THE-- FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR

  • VETERANS.

  • >> James: IT IS SO EMBARRASSING.

  • SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE LET THAT FLY KNOW THAT HE HAS A MIKE PENCE ON

  • HIM.

  • TWO WHOLE MINUTES.

  • THAT FLY WAS ON PENCE'S HEAD FOR LONGER THAN TRUMP WAS IN THE

  • HOSPITAL.

  • (LAUGHTER) BUT THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN WAS QUICK

  • TO CAPITALIZE ON THE MOMENT.

  • IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DEBATE THEY STARTED SELLING THIS WHICH

  • THEY CALLED TRUTH OVER FLIES, FLY SWATTER.

  • JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE FINALLY A PIECE OF NEW TECHNOLOGY I

  • UNDERSTAND.

  • IT IS A GREAT IDEA BUT LOOK AT THE HEADLINE.

  • DON'T LET THIS DEBATE BUZZ OFF.

  • I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

  • >> Reggie: I DON'T EITHER.

  • I REALLY HAVE THROW IDEA.

  • >> I ASSUMED IT WAS A BRITISH THING LIKE OH, BUZZ OFF LIKE

  • THAT.

  • >> WHAT?

  • >> James: THAT IS THE SORT OF STUFF I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH

  • EVERY DAY.

  • EVERY DAY.

  • EVERY DAY, FIVE AND A HALF, NEARLY SIX YEARS OF DOING THE

  • SHOW, EVERY DAY, SOMEONE WILL BE LIKE OH, HELLO, GUVNOR.

  • HEY, AND I'M LIKE-- .

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: REG IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DO A GOOD BRITISH

  • ACCENT AROUND HERE, IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN LOUIS AND LOUIS IS

  • BRITISH.

  • >> YES, IT IS.

  • >> James: ALSO DURING THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT A LOT OF

  • PEOPLE NOTICED THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH MIKE

  • PENCE'S ART.

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

  • LOOK AT THIS.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO 18 YEARS WITHOUT BLINKING SOME

  • PEOPLE HAVE SPECULATED THAT THIS WAS A SYMPTOM OF COVID BUT I

  • DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT SURE AT ALL.

  • MAYBE THERE IS A STYE IN THE EYE OF THE GUY WITH THE FLY.

  • AND ALL THE GIRLIES SAID HE'S GOT A STIEE FOR A FLY GUY.

  • SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

  • >> WOW.

  • >> James: SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT WHERE IT WAS.

  • >> I LOVED IT.

  • >> James: DAMMIT.

  • >> Reggie: I LOVED IT.

  • >> James: I WISH I JUST STICKED TO THE SCRIPT.

  • ANOTHER NOTABLE MOMENT WHEN PENCE KEPT ATTEMPTING TO

  • INTERRUPT KAMALA HARRIS AND SHE WAS NOT HAVING ANY OF IT TALK A

  • LOOK AT HOW SHE SHUT HIM DOWN.

  • >> I'M GLAD WE WENT THROUGH A HISTORY LESSON.

  • LET'S DO THAT A LITTLE MORE.

  • IN 18.

  • >> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

  • >> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I'M SPEAKING, K.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, OKAY.

  • OKAY.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • >> I'M SPEAKING.

  • >> James: NOTHING LIKEA SMILE THAT CAN CUT YOU DOWN FROM TWO

  • SHEETS OF FLEXI GLASS FROM 12 FEET AWAY.

  • I'M GOING TO START DOING THAT ALL THE TIME NOW.

  • LIKE WHEN SOMEONE GOES SIR, YOU CAN'T TRY EVERY SAMPLE, YOU HAVE

  • TO MAKE THIS-- MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I'M SPEAKING.

  • I'M SPEAKING, OKAY.

  • AND THEY'LL BE LIKE YEAH, BUT THIS IS A BASKIN ROBBINS,

  • MMMKAY.

  • OVERALL THE EVENING WAS MUCH MORE POLITE THAN THE

  • PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

  • EVERYONE INVOLVED SEEMED TO BE PRETTY GRACIOUS ABOUT THINGS.

  • HAVE A LOOK.

  • >> THANK YOU SENATOR HAR US, THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT

  • PENCEMENT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING US.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> I WANT TO THANK YOU AND JOE BIDEN.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

  • >> THANK YOU, VICE PRESIDENT PENCE.

  • >> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

  • >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VICE PRESIDENTS.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

  • >> THANK YOU, SENATOR HARRIS.

  • >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> WELL, THANK YOU.

  • >> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

  • THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

  • >> THANK YOU VICE PIT.

  • THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT, THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

  • >> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

  • I APPRECIATE THAT VERY MUCH.

  • >> James: DID Y'ALL CATCH THE MODERATOR'S NAME?

  • (LAUGHTER) ANYONE CATCH IT?

  • SUSAN, YOU MUST HAVE LOVED THAT.

  • ALL THE AIR TIME FOR YOUR NAME OUT THERE.

  • >> YEAH, THANK YOU, JAMES.

  • >> James: BACK TO YOU, SUSAN.

  • THANK YOU, SUSAN.

  • GUILLERMO, DO YOU WANT TO THANK SUSAN.

  • >> THANK-- .

  • >> James: IN OTHER DEBATE NEWS IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT FOR

  • SAFETY REASONS NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULED PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

  • WOULD BE VIRTUAL.

  • BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP DIDN'T LIKE THAT IDEA SO HE IS SKIPPING THE

  • DEBATE ALL TOGETHER AND SAYS HE IS HOLDING A RALLY INSTEAD.

  • YEAH, A RALLY.

  • THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.

  • IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT WE ALL HAVE TO DO 15 ZOOM MEETINGS A DAY.

  • HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO GO TO AT LEAST ONE, SHOULDN'T HE?

  • SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, THIS MORNING TRUMP RELEASED ANOTHER

  • VIDEO OF HIMSELF SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA.

  • THIS TIME HE RAMBLES ABOUT THE MILITARY AND AT ONE POINT EVEN

  • TOUCHES ON THE TOPIC OF ARMY UNIFORMS.

  • HAVE A LOOK.

  • >> I TOOK OVER THE DEPLETED MILITARY, OLD EQUIPMENT, BROKEN

  • EQUIPMENT.

  • EVEN IN THE ARMY, ALL BRAND NEW UNIFORMS, WITH THE BELT.

  • EVERYTHING WANTED THE BELT.

  • >> James: EVERYBODY WANTED TO AVOID A COSTLY PANDEMIC BUT

  • YEAH, SURE, WE'LL SETTLE FOR A BELT, YEAH.

  • HE SAYS EVERYBODY WANTED THE BELT.

  • I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT ONCE AGAIN THE PRESIDENT.

  • UNITED STATES IS GETTING THE MILITARY CONFUSED WITH PLO

  • WRESTLING.

  • BUT STH IS A PERFECT END TO THIS YEAR REALLY, TWO OLD MEN RUNNING

  • FOR PRESIDENT, BRAGGING ABOUT BELTS AND FLY SWATTERS.

  • THEN THIS AFTERNOON THE PRESIDENT TWEETED OUT YET

  • ANOTHER VIDEO AND THIS TIME IT WAS ADDRESSED TO MY FAVORITE

  • PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, SO THIS VIDEO IS EITHER FOR WHILE

  • SUPREMACISTS OR HOSTESSES AT THE CHEESE CAKE FACTORY.

  • WHAT IS HE DOING ON THE LAUNCH, I FEEL LIKE IS HE JUST KILLING

  • TIME WHILE THEY DISINFECT THE WHITE HOUSE.

  • EVERY TIME, YOU CAN'T COME IN, WHEN THEY SPRAY IT DOWN.

  • NO WORRIES, I WILL BE ON THE LAWN.

  • IN THE VIDEO TRUMP MADE A DIRECT PITCH TO SENIOR VOTERS.

  • AND HE HAD THIS TO SAY.

  • >> WE'RE TAKING CARE OF OUR SENIORS.

  • YOU'RE NOT VULNERABLE BUT THEY LIKE TO SAY-- BUT ARE YOU THE

  • LEAST VULNERABLE BUT FOR THIS ONE THING, YOU ARE VULNERABLE.

  • SO AM I.

  • I AM A SENIOR, I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

  • NOBODY KNOWS THAT.

  • MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TOO TELL THEM.

  • BUT I'M A SENIOR.

  • >> James: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU ARE A SENIOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

  • HIS MESSAGE IS.

  • LOOK, I MAN BE OLD LIKE YOU, BUT I'M NOT GROSS LIKE YOU.

  • ANYWAY WE AREA BOTH OLD, YOU'RE GROSS, I'M NOT, JUST VOTE FOR ME

  • EITHER WAY, OKAY.

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SENIORS ARE THE LEAST VULNERABLE BUT

  • THIS ONE THING THE MOST VULNERABLE.

  • THAT IS THE CLEAR COMMUNICATION WE HAVE ALL BEEN CRAVING DURING

  • THIS PANDEMIC.

  • WHY WHEN DID HE SUDDENLY TURN TOO HUGH GRANT, OH, YU, YOUR,

  • YOUR, Y YOU ARE YOUR VULNERABLE, ARE YOU THE LEAST VULNERABLE,

  • BUT NOT NOW, ESPECIALLY NOW, I'M TER TERRIBLY SORRY, I THINK WHAT

  • I AM TRIKING TO TO SAY-- I LOVE YOU I'M GOING TO BREAK IT TO

  • YOU.

  • YOU WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY ON TRK V TONIGHT END THE MONO THERE

  • BUT WE'LL TRY THIS STORY AS WELL.

  • I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH, I CAN'T IMAGINE THIS IS ON.

  • >> CAN I PLUG MY PODCAST DURING THIS NEXT PART OR NO WAY.

  • >> James: YOU MIGHT AS WELL BECAUSE IT IS CERTAINLY NOT

  • GOING TO BE ON TV.

  • AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

  • HALLOWEEN ISN'T EVEN HERE YET AND YET THEY ARE ALREADY ROLLING

  • OUT NEW PRODUCTS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

  • AND THIS ONE IS A LITTLE ODD.

  • HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.

  • IT'S HALF OF A CHRISTMAS TREE, FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ROOM

  • FOR A FULL SIZED TREE.

  • BECAUSE CHRISTMAS TREES DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GET FULLY

  • DRESSED IN 2020.

  • AND YOU THINK THAT IS DISAPPOINTING, YOU SHOULD SEE

  • WHAT LITTLE TIMMY IS GOING TO FIND UNDER HISTORY THIS

  • CHRISTMAS MORNING.

  • (LAUGHTER) OH, THAT WAS 300% BETTER THAN IT

  • WAS 20 MINUTES AGO.

  • HEY LISTEN, YOU, OUT THERE, ME AND YOU, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

  • AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK.

IS TALKING ABOUT THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

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