WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF "IS THIS ANYTHING?," JERRY

我們回來與 "這是什麼？"的作者，傑瑞。

SEINFELD.

SEINFELD.

I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THAT I ASKED YOU DURING

我要問你一個問題，我問你的期間

"COMEDIANS AND CARS GETTING COFFEE," WHE DID THAT.

"喜劇演員和汽車得到咖啡，"WHE做到了。

IT DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE CUT.

它沒能被剪掉。

I DON'T THINK IT MADE TO THE EDIT WHAT PEOPLE SAW WHICH WAS

我不認為它使編輯 人們看到了什麼，這是

NICE OF YOU BECAUSE IT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION.

你真好，因為這是一個可怕的問題。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO ASK YOU?

你知道我要問你什麼嗎？

>> YOU KNOW, YES.

>> 你知道，是的。

>> Stephen: YOU ASKED ME, "IF I WAS A GUEST ON THE SHOW--" IT

>> 你問我，"如果我是節目的嘉賓..."信息技術

WAS BETWEEN THE SHOWS, "WHAT WOULD YOU ASK ME?"

是在節目之間，"你會問我什麼？"

AND I LITERALLY ASKED YOU THE FIRST THING THAT WAS ON MY MIND.

我問你的第一件事就是我的想法。

AND YOU SAID,"THAT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION."

而你說，"這是一個可怕的問題。"

AND I SAID, "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT."

我說，"是的，你是對的。"

THE QUESTION WAS, "DO YOU STILL ENJOY DOING STAND-UP?"

問題是，"你還喜歡做站立嗎？"

AND THE REASON WAS THAT I HAD JUST ENDED A SHOW THAT I HAD

原因是我剛剛結束了一個節目，我已經。

DONE FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS, AND I STILL ENJOYED IT, BUT I COULD

做了將近10年，我仍然喜歡它，但我可以。

TELL I WAS ABOUT TO NOT ENJOY IT.

告訴我，我不喜歡它。

>> RIGHT.

>> 右邊。

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT WAS ON MY MIND.

>> Stephen:這就是我心中的想法。

MY M O, JERRY, DO YOU STILL ENJY DOING STAND-UP?

我的M O，傑瑞，你還喜歡做站立嗎？

>> WELL, I DO, I REALLY DO.

>> 好吧，我做，我真的做。

I THINK I'M ONE OF SHOWS SURFERS-- YOU KNOW, THOSE OLD

我想我是一個節目衝浪者... 你知道，那些老傢伙。

GUYS THAT JUST STILL PADDLE OUT EVERY DAY, AND NOBODY EVEN KNOWS

那些每天都在外面散步的傢伙，卻沒有人知道。

THEY'RE DOING IT.

他們正在做的。

BUT IT'S LIKE, THEY HAVE TO DO IT, AND IT'S JUST PART OF THE

但是，這就像，他們必須這樣做， 這只是一部分的。

DAY, AND PART OF THE DEAL, AND --

日，和交易的一部分，和 --

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> THAT'S WHY I DO IT.

>> 這就是我為什麼要這麼做。

IT'S--... I-- I-- REALLY LIVE OFF IT.

這是--....我... 我... 我... 靠它過活。

I LIVE OFF IT.

我靠它生活。

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, NATURAL, ENERGETIC THING.

這是一個美麗的，自然的，能源的東西。

IT'S SO NATURAL AND REAL.

它是如此的自然和真實。

AND I-- AND I-- I CAN BE ACCUSED OF USING TOO MANY SURFING

我... 我... 我可以被指責使用了太多的SURFING。

ANALOGIES, BUT THAT'S THE THING I WANTED TO DO IN MY LIFE THEY

對比一下，但這是我想在我的生活中做的事情，他們。

DIDN'T DO.

沒有做。

I REALLY WANTED TO DO.

我真的很想做。

>> AND NEVER DID IT.

>> 從來沒有做到這一點。

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN ARB KUZZED OF USING TOO MANY SURFING

>> Stephen:你有沒有因為使用了太多的SURFING而被ARB KUZZED了呢？

ANALOGIES IN THE PAST?

ANALOGIES IN THE PAST?

>> YOU KNOW, I COULD BE, IF YOU SAID THAT.

>> 你知道，如果你這麼說，我也可以。

>> Stephen: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

>> Stephen:我絕不會這樣做。

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

我絕不會這樣做。

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

永遠不會太晚。

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GO SUSHING?

你有試過去打獵嗎？

>> I TRIED 20 YEARS AGO.

>> 我20年前就試過了。

YOU NEED A CERTAIN KIND OF KNEES, YOU KNOW.

你需要某種類型的膝蓋，你知道的。

YOU NEED GOOD QUADS.

你需要好的四重奏。

I DON'T HAVE IT.

我沒有它。

I DON'T HAVE WHAT YOU NEED.

我沒有你需要的東西。

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A FIRE OF SHARKS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

>> 史蒂芬：你有鯊魚的火種或類似的東西嗎？

I HAVE THE FEAR OF THE SHARKS WHERE THE WAVES ARE GOOD.

我對波浪好的地方的鯊魚有恐懼感。

>> I'M AFRAID OF THE SHARKS ON YOUTUBE MORE THAN I AM IN REAL

>> 我害怕YouTube上的鯊魚比我在現實中更害怕

LIFE.

生活。

THE YOUTUBE SHARKS SCARE ME THE MOST.

YOUTUBE的鯊魚嚇唬我最。

>> Stephen: VERY HUNGRY, VERY HUNGRY.

>> Stephen:很餓，很餓。

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP YOUTUBE FROM SENDING YOU SHARK

>> 你知道如何阻止YOUTUBE向你發送鯊魚的資訊嗎？

ATTACK KAYAKERS VIDEOS?

攻擊凱亞克人視頻？

HOW DO I MAKE THEM STOP?

如何讓它們停止？

BECAUSE I WATCHED ONE-- I WATCHED ONE, AND I DON'T WANT TO

因為我看了一個... ... 我看了一個，我不想再看了。

WATCH 30.

看30。

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO-- >> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP IT?

>> Stephen:你必須... ... >> 你知道如何阻止它嗎？

>> Stephen: I DON'T.

>> 史蒂芬：我不知道。

I DON'T.

我不知道

I THINK YOU HAVE TO WATCH A LOT OF SOMETHING ELSE TO, LIKE,

我想你得看很多其他的東西，喜歡。

THROW OFF THE ALGORITHM.

扔掉這個算法。

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

>> 好吧，所有的權利。

>> Stephen: OR CHANGE THE NAME AND BURN OFF YOUR FINGERPRINTS,

>> 斯蒂芬: 或者換個名字，然後燒掉你的手指頭。

BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT YOU NOW.

因為他們現在已經抓住你了。

THAT'S IT.

這就是它。

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE HITTING YOU WITH.

這就是他們打你的原因。

>> WELL, I WATCHED ONE.

>> 好吧，我看了一個。

YOU WATCH ONE...

你看一個...

YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL.

你必須非常小心。

EVEN IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, IF YOU LET IT PLAY, AND WITHOUT

即使你不看它，如果你讓它播放，並沒有。

CLICKING "PLAY," BUT JUST KIND OF LET IT PLAY.

點擊 "播放"，但只是有點讓它播放。

>> Stephen: OH, WHERE IT DOES THE AUTOMATIC THING.

>> Stephen: 哦，它在哪裡做自動的事情。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

AND THEN THEY'LL SMELL YOU OUT AND GO, "OH, HE LIKES IT.

然後他們會聞到你的氣味，然後說："哦，他喜歡它。

GIVE HIM MORE OF THAT."

給他更多的。"

>> Stephen: I FELL ASLEEP ONE NIGHT.

>> 有一天晚上，我睡著了。

I WAS ON THE ROAD AND I PUT MY COMPUTER THERE, AND A HYPNOTIC

我在路上，我把我的電腦在那裡，和HYPNOTIC的。

SLEEP VIDEO, SOMETHING TO MAKE ME GO TO SLEEP.

睡眠視頻，讓我去睡覺的東西。

AND IT PLAYED LIKE SOMEONE GOING, "AND YOU'RE RELAXED, AND

它發揮了像有人去， "你是放鬆，並

THERE'S A MEADOW--" WHATEVER, I WOKE UP AT, LIKE, 4:00 IN THE

那裡有一個麥田 --"什麼的，我醒來的時候，喜歡，4: 00在。

MORNING, AND IT WAS STILL ON.

早晨，它仍然在。

BUT IT HAD ALREADY PLAYED, WHATEVER THE ALGORITHM DECIDED,

但它已經播放了，無論算法如何決定。

THERE WAS A WOMAN'S FACE THIS BIG GOING, "I AM YOUR FOCUS.

有一個女人的臉這個大的去，"我是你的焦點。

YOU WILL SEND ME A CHECK FOR $1,000."

你會給我一張1000美元的支票。"

AND I ALMOST DID IT.

我幾乎做到了。

I JUST WANTED TO SEE, YOU KNOW, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I DID.

我只是想看看，你知道，如果我這樣做會發生什麼。

>> YOU TYPING IN "HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS."

>> 你輸入 "催眠視頻"。

YOUR WIFE WAS OUT OF TOWN, I ASSUME.

你的妻子出城了，並假設。

>> Stephen: NO, I WAS OUT OF TOWN.

>> Stephen:不，我是出城。

I WAS OUT OF TOWN.

我是出城。

>> OH, YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN.

>> 哦，你出城了。

>> Stephen: I DON'T SLEEP WELL--

>> 我睡不好----------------------------------。

>> OH, THAT IS-- THE LEVEL OF SADNESS THAT YOU HAVE REACHED.

>> 哦，那是... ... 你所達到的悲傷程度。

HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS?

催眠視頻？

>> Stephen: WHAT, IT'S-- I DON'T WANT TO POP PILLS.

>> 什麼，它是 -- 我不想彈丸。

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR HOLLYWOOD ANSWER SJER.

我不知道你的好萊塢答案是什麼 SJER。

BUT I'M NOT A PILL POPPER.

但我不是一個藥丸愛好者。

>> TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION.

>> 超凡冥想。

>> Stephen: DO YOU MEDITATE?

>> Stephen:你冥想嗎？

>> OH, YEAH, I'M THE BIG MEDITATOR GUY.

>> 哦，是的，我是一個大的冥想者的傢伙。

ONE OF THE GREAT MEDITATOR S.

偉大的冥想家之一S.

>> Stephen: I HAD NO IDEA.

>> Stephen: 我不知道。

I HAD NO IDEA.

我不知道。

>> YEAH, SINCE 1972.

>> 是的，從1972年開始。

>> Stephen: I LIKE THE BREATHING.

>> 我喜歡呼吸。

YOU HAVE BEEN MEDITATING SINCE 1972.

你從1972年就開始冥想了。

>> I HAVE BEEN DOING TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION SINCE

>> 我一直在做超凡入聖的冥想，自

1972.

1972.

IT'S THE GREATEST TECHNIQUE FOR REST AND LOWERING THE STRESS

這是最好的休息和減輕壓力的技術。

LEVEL.

水準：

LOOK AT ME.

看著我。

DON'T YOU WONDER, HOW COULD THIS GUY BE SO RELAXED AND SO HAPPY

你不覺得奇怪嗎，這傢伙怎麼會這麼放鬆，這麼開心呢？

IN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS TERB CRISIS?"

"在這場土地危機中？"

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I SAID BEFORE THE CAMERA TURNED ON.

>> 這就是我在開機前說的。

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, "YOU SEEM RELAXED."

這就是我說的，"你看起來很放鬆。"

AND YOU SAID, "YES."

而你說，"是的。"

AND I SAID, "IT MUST BE LONELY."

我說，"它必須是孤獨的。"

>> NO, IT'S TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION.

>> 不，這是超凡的冥想。

>> >> Stephen: I'LL TRY IT.

>> >> 斯蒂芬。我會嘗試的。

IS THERE AN APP OR SOMETHING?

是否有一個APP或什麼東西？

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: THIS IS MY LIFE, THIS IS IT.

>> Stephen:這是我的生活，這是它。

>> JUST TYPE IN "HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS."

>> 只要輸入 "催眠視頻"。

>> Stephen: JERRY WE'RE NOT CLOSE TO TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOOK

>> Stephen:傑瑞，我們還沒到談你的書的地步

YET.

是的

THEY'RE WAVING NUMBERS TO ME HERE BUT THEY'RE MEANINGLESS TO

他們在這裡對我揮舞著數字，但對我來說毫無意義

ME BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO JERRY SEINFELD.

因為我在和傑瑞・塞夫德說話。

YOU HAVE A BOOK.

你有一本書。

IT'S CALLED "IS THIS ANYTHING?" FOR THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO

這就是所謂的 "這是什麼東西？"對於人們在那裡誰

AREN'T COMEDIANS WHO AREN'T TRYING TO COME UP WITH JOKES

喜劇演員不是不試著想出笑話嗎？

WITH THEIR FRIENDS, EXPLAIN WHAT "IS THIS ANYTHING?" MEANS TO

與他們的朋友，解釋 "這是什麼東西？"意味著什麼。

YOU?

你呢？

>> ""IS THIS ANYTHING?" IS WHAT I SAY BEFORE YOU TRY A BIT OUT

>> ""這是什麼東西？"是我說的，在你嘗試一點之前

ON ANOTHER COMEDIAN.

在另一個喜劇演員。

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT MY WHOLE LIFE.

我一直在說這句話，我的整個生活。

SO THIS BOOK, STEPHEN, THAT'S EVERYTHING I-- I'VE DONE WITH MY

所以這本書，史蒂芬，這就是我... ...我對我的書所做的一切。

LIFE.

生活。

THAT'S MY WHOLE LIFE IN A BOOK.

這就是我在書中的全部生活。

>> Stephen: IT'S DOUBLE SPACED.

>> Stephen:它的雙倍空間。

IT'S-- IT'S DOUBLE SPACED, JERRY.

這是... ... 這是雙倍的步行，傑瑞。

YOU'VE PADDED OUT YOUR LIFE.

你已經把你的人生鋪滿了。

( LAUGHTER ).

（笑）：

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: IT'S LITERALLY DOUBLE SPACED.

>> Stephen:它完全是雙倍的空間。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

BECAUSE IT-- BECAUSE IT READS LIKE A-- A STAND-UP RESIDENT

因為它... 因為它看起來像一個... 一個站立的居民。

BETTER THAT WAY.

BETTER THAT WAY.

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.

>> 斯蒂芬：我明白了。

I DON'T REALLY.

我真的不知道。

>> WHY DON'T YOU PERFORM ONE OF THE BITS IN THERE.

>> 你為什麼不表演其中的一段呢？

>> AT THE POST OFFICE THEY HAVE POSTERS.

>> 在郵局，他們有海報。

COLLECT STAMPS.

收集郵票。

IT'S FUN.

它的樂趣。

REALLY, AT WHAT POINT IN STAMP COLLECTING DO YOU FEEL THE FUN

其實，在收集郵票的什麼時候，你才會覺得有趣呢？

IS REALLY KICKING IN?

是真的開始了嗎？

YOU GET THE STAMP.

你得到的印章。

YOU BRING IT HOME.

你把它帶回家。

YOU PUT IT IN A DRAWER.

你把它放在抽屜裡。

COME BACK A YEAR LATER.

一年後再來。

'HEY, STILL GOT IT!

'嘿，還是有的!

THAT STAMP-- THAT STAMP IS COLLECTED' I GUESS YOU NEVER GET

那枚郵票... 那枚郵票被收藏了，我想你永遠不會得到

BORED OF THE STAMPS.

厭倦了郵票。

YOU CAN TURN THEM OVER.

你可以把它們翻過來。

YOU'VE GOT THE GLUE COLLECTION.

你已經得到了膠水收藏。

THEY ALWAYS SAY, "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY."

他們總是說，"整個家庭的樂趣。"

NOTHING IS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

沒有什麼是有趣的整個家庭。

THERE ARE NO MASSAGE PARLORS ARE ICE CREAM AND DPRE JEWELRY, NO

沒有按摩店，都是冰激凌和DPRE珠寶，沒有。

RACETRACKS-- >> THAT'S A GOOD OUTLET.

賽車架 -- >> 這是一個很好的OUTLET。

>> Stephen: THAT'S QUITE DELIGHTFUL.

>> Stephen:這是相當美味的。

QUITE DELIGHTFUL.

相當精彩。

WHAT IS MAKING YOU LAUGH THESE DAYS?

這些天是什麼讓你笑？

PEOPLE NEED-- WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

人們需要--你在看什麼？

>> YOU KNOW, I'M WATCHING A LOT OF MARX BROTHERS THESE DAYS.

>> 你知道嗎，這些天我看了很多馬克思兄弟的電影。

>> Stephen: GROUCHO RIGHT OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

>> Stephen:在你的肩膀上的GROUCHO。

>> I LOVE THE BROTHERS.

>> 我愛兄弟。

I ALWAYS HAVE.

我一直都有。

IT'S A FASCINATING SHOW BUSINESS STORY.

這是一個快速的表演商業故事。

THEIR KINETIC ENERGY, THEIR TIMING, THEIR PHYSICAL STUFF,

他們的KINETIC能量，他們的時間，他們的物理的東西。

THEIR VERBAL STUFF, YOU CAN JUST TAKE IT APART ENDLESSLY AND

他們的動詞，你可以直接把它拆開，然後...

APPRECIATE IT.

欣賞它。

AND IT JUST HOLDS UP SO BEAUTIFULLY.

它只是保持瞭如此美麗的。

THE MATERIAL IS SO FUNNY STILL.

材料是如此有趣的仍然。

>> Stephen: DO YOUR CHILDREN THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, JERRY?

>> Stephen:你的孩子認為你很有趣嗎，傑瑞？

>> YOU KNOW, UHM, YES, THEY DO.

>> 你知道，嗯，是的，他們是這樣做的。

THEY DO.

他們做。

I DO PRETTY WELL.

我做得很好。

>> Stephen: IS IT IMPORTANT TO YOU THAT THEY THINK YOU'RE

>> Stephen:對你來說，重要的是他們認為你是...

FUNNY?

好玩嗎？

>> IT'S IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE-- ANYONE YOU ARE DOING

>> 重要的是，每個人... ... 你要做的任何人

A JOKE TO, YOU WANT THEM TO LAUGH, DON'T YOU?

開個玩笑，你想讓他們笑，是嗎？

>> Stephen: OF COURSE, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO IDENTIFY YOU,

>> 當然，但他們不需要識別你。

NATURALLY AS DAD EQUALS FUNNY.

自然而然地作為爸爸等於有趣。

IT COULD BE DAD.

它可能是爸爸。

THERE COULD BE OTHER QUALITIES DAD HAS.

爸爸可能還有其他的特質。

>> OH, YEAH, I HAVE OTHER QUALITIES.

>> 哦，是的，我還有其他的資格。

>> Stephen: NAME ONE.

>> Stephen:名稱一：

NAME ONE.

名稱一：

NAME ONE.

名稱一：

>> UHM...

>> UHM...

>> Stephen: I HAVE A FACT-CHECKING TEAM HERE THAT IS

>> Stephen:我有一個事實檢查小組在這裡，是。

SHAKING THEIR HEADS.

搖頭晃腦。

YOU'RE NOT WHAT?

你不是什麼？

>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ATTENTIVE.

>> 你知道，我不專心。

I'M-- I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO DO A FAVOR FOR ANYONE THAT NEEDS A

我... 我很樂意為任何需要幫助的人做一件事

FAVOR.

寵愛。

>> Stephen: JERRY, I'M DOING A BENEFIT LATER THIS YEAR, I'M

>> 傑瑞，我今年晚些時候要做一個慈善活動，我將會在這裡。

DOING A BENEFIT LATER THIS YEAR, AND FICOULD INTERVIEW YOU FOR

今年晚些時候做一個福利，FICOULD會面試你，為你提供服務。

THIS BENEFIT THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

這個福利，會是非常棒的。

>> SURE, I'M IN.

>> 當然，我在。

>> Stephen: GREAT, DONE.

>> Stephen:很好，完成了。

THAT'S ON TAPE.

這是在錄音帶上。

THAT STAYS IN THE INTERVIEW RIGHT THERE.

這停留在採訪中就在那裡。

>> ALL THOSE WORDS AGAINST ME, AS LINDSEY GRAHAM SAID.

>> 所有這些話都是針對我的，就像林賽・格雷厄姆說的那樣。

"SAVE THE TAPE."

"保存錄像帶。"

>> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

>> Stephen:讓我問你一些其他的事情。

THIS OP-ED YOU DID IN THE "NEW YORK TIMES" ABOUT NEW YORK,

你在 "紐約時報 "上發表的這篇關於紐約的專欄文章。

ABOUT PEOPLE SAYING NEW YORK IS DEAD.

關於人們說紐約已經死了。

I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE PERSON WHO ACTUALLY HAS STAYED IN NEW YORK

我不知道一個單人誰實際上已經留在紐約。

WHO WASN'T OFFENDED BY PEOPLE SAYING, "NEW YORK IS DEAD.

誰也不會因為人們說 "紐約已經死了 "而感到不快。

IT'S NEVER COMING BACK."

它永遠不會回來。"

THE PRESIDET JUST SAID-- WHAT DID HE SAY?

總統剛剛說了... 他說了什麼？

IT'S A GHOST TOWN.

這是一個鬼城。

DOESN'T KNOW IF THE TOWN IS GOING TO RECOVER.

不知道這個城市是否會恢復。

DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S ASSESSMENT?

你對主席的評估有什麼看法？

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, ANYBODY CAN LOOK AT THIS PRESENT MOMENT AND

>> 好吧，你知道，任何人都可以看到這個目前的時刻，並。

ASSUME THAT THAT'S THE WAY THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE, AND

假設這就是事情的發展方向，並且... ...

THAT'S JUST-- THAT'S A-- THAT'S A FOIBLE OF HUMAN PERCEPTION.

那只是... ... 那是... ... 那是人類的錯誤認識。

WE THINK TODAY IS EVERYTHING.

我們認為今天就是一切。

WE-- WE STRUGGLE TO ZOOM OUT TO SEE-- THIS IS ALL JUST ANOTHER

我們... ... 我們努力放大看... ... 這一切只是另一個

PASSING MOMENT.

傳球時刻：

IT'S-- THESE ARE ALL JUST PASSING MOMENTS.

這... ... 這些都是剛剛過去的時刻。

>> Stephen: ARE YOU BEING TRANSCENDENTAL RIGHT NOW?

>> 史蒂芬：你現在正在做超凡脫俗的事嗎？

IS THIS THE MEDITATION TALKING?

這是冥想說話嗎？

>> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT.

>> 你知道，一點點。

YOU DO KIND OF TRANSCEND THE-- YOU KNOW, DON'T-- WHAT'S THE

你知道嗎，不... ...

NAME OF THAT THING THAT THEY USE IN CALIFORNIA?

他們在加州使用的那個東西的名字？

>> Stephen: E.K.G..

>> Stephen:E. K. G.

SEISMOGRAPH?

SEISMOGRAPH？

THIS THING?

這個東西？

>> YOU KNOW, DON'T DO THAT WITH YOUR LIFE.

>> 你知道，不要用你的生命去做。

DON'T DO THAT WITH YOUR DAY.

不要在你的日子裡這樣做。

THAT'S THE-- THAT'S THE TENDENCY.

這就是... ... 這就是趨勢。

SOMETHING GOOD, I GO UP.

有什麼好東西，我就上去。

SOMETHING BAD, I GO DOWN.

有什麼不好的事，我就下去了。

SOMETHING GOOD-- YOU DON'T LIVE LIKE THAT.

一些好的東西 -- 你不喜歡這樣的生活。

NEW YORK CITY HAS BEEN MY NORTH STAR MY WHOLE LIFE.

紐約市是我一生中的北斗星。

I KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE US AS THIS VERY UNIQUE CULTURE