[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Welcome back. It's the end of the week, guys.

歡迎回來。這是本週的結束，夥計們。

And that's usually when I catch up with some personal stuff.

而這通常是我趕上一些個人的東西。

I like to write out some thank you notes.

我喜歡寫出一些感謝信。

I was just wondering if I could do that right now.

我只是想知道我現在能不能做到這一點。

I'll do it very quickly.

我會很快做的。

James, can I get some thank you notes writing music please?

詹姆斯，我可以得到一些感謝信寫音樂好嗎？

♪♪

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

You heard him, right? He gave a little...

你聽到了，對吧？他給了一個小...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Thank you, Stanley Cup, for picking a really bad time

謝謝你，斯坦利杯，謝謝你選擇了一個非常糟糕的時間。

to be one giant trophy that everyone wants to touch,

要成為一個人人都想觸摸的巨大獎盃。

kiss and drink out of.

吻和喝出。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Thank you, President Trump, for accusing protestors

謝謝你，特朗普總統，感謝你對示威者的指責。

of throwing Bumble Bee Tuna for being the worst thing

扔大黃蜂金槍魚是最糟糕的事情。

to happen to canned tuna fish since the name,

以發生金槍魚罐頭的名字以來。

taste, smell and packaging.

味道、氣味和包裝。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Canned tuna fish.

罐頭金槍魚。

Thank you, Sun on "The Masked Singer,"

謝謝你，孫先生對 "蒙面唱將 "的評價。

for looking like "CBS Sunday Morning's"

因為看起來像 "哥倫比亞廣播公司週日早報"

evil twin brother.

邪惡的孿生兄弟。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

I love those horns.

我喜歡這些角。

Was Charles Osgood on our show, or was I on Charles' --

查爾斯-奧斯古德上過我們的節目嗎？ 還是我上過查爾斯的... ...

was I on "CBS Sunday Morning" where I made him

是我在 "CBS週日早報 "上，我讓他。

tie his bow tie?

打他的領結？

Remember that?

記得嗎？

-Yeah, it was on "CBS Sunday Morning."

-是的，是在 "CBS週日早報 "上看到的。

-I was there, yeah, I think.

-我當時在那裡，是的，我想。

I was like, "I love your bow tie.

我當時想，"我喜歡你的領結。

Did you really tie that yourself?"

真的是你自己綁的嗎？"

He was like, "Of course."

他說，"當然可以。"

I was like [swoosh]

我就像[咻咻]

He was like.

他很喜歡。

-Rude. -Five-year-old.

-粗魯-五歲

[ Laughing ] Yeah.

[笑]是啊。

[ Laughs ] He was awesome.

[笑] 他是真棒。

He's a legend.

他是一個傳奇。

Thank you, Cracker Barrel, for announcing

謝謝你，Cracker Barrel，為我們宣佈了

you're going to start serving alcohol

你要開始喝酒了

and bring America one step closer

並使美國更近一步

to the chicken fried steakarita.

到雞肉炒牛排arita。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

You know they're going to do that?

你知道他們會這麼做嗎？

Thank you, Oral-B, for sounding like a '90s rapper.

謝謝你，Oral -B，聽起來像一個90年代的說唱歌手。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Ah, yeah. It's your boy, Oral-B.

-啊，是的。這是你的孩子，歐樂B。

♪♪

♪♪

-[ Rapping ] ♪ Nine out of 10 dentist approve ♪

-10個牙醫中有9個都同意了

♪ The one-tenth just didn't like to move ♪

十分之一的人只是不喜歡移動

♪ So I played them this kickass groove ♪

所以，我打他們這個kickass槽

♪ And that's what they call me Oral-B, smooth ♪

? 這就是他們叫我Oral -B，光滑?

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

I was going more '80s rap, like.

我是去更多的80年代說唱，喜歡。

♪ I crept up into something tonight ♪

我悄悄地進入今晚的東西

♪ And my name is Oral-B ♪

? 我的名字是Oral -B

♪ And I rock to the record, the rickety-rock ♪

我搖滾的記錄，搖搖欲墜的岩石

[ Scatting ]

[Scatting]

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Scatting ]

[Scatting]

Wow, he went on for that 25 minutes of rickety-romp rap.

哇，他就這麼佝僂著腰說唱了25分鐘。

[ Chuckles ]

[笑]

Unfortunately tonight Oral-B will not be performing

很遺憾，今晚Oral-B將不會演出

"Rickety-romp rap."

"Rickety -romp說唱"

Thank you, walking through a spider web,

謝謝你，走過蜘蛛網。

for me turning me into a karate master.

為我把我變成一個空手道高手。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

That's what a karate master looks like.

這就是空手道高手的樣子。

Thank you, hockey, for looking like

謝謝你，冰球，你看起來像

if 2020 were a sport.

如果2020年是一項運動。

There you go, everybody. Those are my thank you notes.

給你，各位。這些是我的感謝信。