so it's still very important to wear a mask when you go outside,

but there are a lot of guys out there who don't wear masks

because they think it makes them look weak.

Well, I saw a commercial for a store

that can help those guys out,

and they're actually having a special Halloween sale.

Check this out.

-Are you a big veiny meat man who wants to look tough

while wearing your COVID safety mask

and you also like Halloween?!

Well, muchacho, your prayers have been answered, hombre!

Hi! I'm Lee Durango, owner of Masculine Man Masks,

the number-one store that sells masks

with badass designs for tough and often scary men!

You know Halloween used to be the only time of year

you could whip out a badass mask,

but now we have to wear a mask every day!

That doesn't mean you can't make yours scary

and messed the heck up!

I have masks like Dracula

drinking a peanut butter protein shake!

A Jack-o'-lantern with a Tapout logo!

Frankenstein getting his crossfit gym membership

revoked because he got too yoked!

And a bunch of bugs and bug guts are on your mouth

because you're, like, some bug-eating villain or something!

Not sure if that's a Halloween thing or not,

but I have 500 of those mother [bleep]

[ Laughter ]

But what if you're a really Jacked-up guy

who's extra twisted,

and you don't want just any old scary mask?!

You want one that, when mommies see you walking down the street,

they cover their sonnies' and daughties' eyes?!

Well, brother, I got you!

'Cause I'll show you the scariest masks on Earth!

But make sure no children or puppies are watching,

'cause these masks will give them permanent nightmares!

We have a guy's mouth that has Chucky hiding inside of it!

A werewolf who has a bunch of food stuck in his teeth!

And the scariest mask of all,

your wife asking you, "What are you thinking about?"

[ Woman screams ]

So, come on down to Masculine Man Masks,

the only way to make your mouth as badass

as my Papa Roach cover band, Uncle Head Lice!

-Masculine Man Masks Halloween sale is located

next to the steroid-injected pumpkin patch

and the haunted ATV dealership.

[ Cheers and applause ]