>> I'M VERY WELL, THANK YOU.

>> 我很好，謝謝你。

HOW ARE YOU?

你怎麼樣？

>> James: I'M GOOD.

>> 詹姆斯。我很好。

SO NICE TO SEE YOU AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINDING THE TIME TO

很高興見到你，也非常感謝你能抽出時間來。

TALK TO US BECAUSE I HEAR YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVE.

跟我們說說，因為我聽說你正在搬家。

YOU'RE MOVING HOUSE.

你要搬家了。

IS THIS RIGHT?

這是正確的嗎？

HOW'S IT GOING?

怎麼樣了？

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> 你是對的。

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVING A HOUSE DURING THESE CRAZY

我正在搬家的過程中，在這些瘋狂的日子裡

SOMETIMES.

有時。

MY HUSBAND AND I ARE PULLING A U-HAUL, AND IT'S BEEN

我和我的丈夫正在拉一個U型車，它已經是一個。

INTERESTING.

有意思的。

IT'S BEEN INTERESTING, A MOVE DURING THIS TIME.

這段時間以來，它一直很有趣，一動不動。

>> James: I MEAN, I FIND MOVING HOUSE UNBELIEVABLY

>> 詹姆斯。我的意思是，我覺得搬家很不可思議。

STRESSFUL.

壓力很大。

I THINK IT'S THE MOST STRESSFUL THING YOU CAN REALLY DO,

我想這是你能做的最有壓力的事情。

PARTICULARLY AS A COUPLE.

特別是作為一對夫婦。

ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH STUFF YOU

你是那些不能相信你有多少東西的人之一嗎？

HAVE, OR ARE YOU PRETTY ORGANIZED?

有，或者你很有組織性嗎？

>> NO, I'M HORRIBLY -- I'M, LIKE, HOW TID I ACCUMULATE ALL

>> 不，我是可怕的 - 我，喜歡，我如何TID積累所有的

THIS STUFF?

這個東西？

AND THEN I REALIZE, I ACTUALLY HAVE A BIT OF AN ISSUE BECAUSE,

然後我意識到，我實際上有一點問題，因為，

IN PACKING DRAWERS -- YOU KNOW THE ADS ON INSTAGRAM AND STORES,

在包裝抽屜裡 -- 你知道在INSTAGRAM和商店裡的廣告。

OH, YOU BOUGHT THIS, YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS?

哦，你買了這個，你可能會喜歡這個？

>> James: YES.

>> 詹姆斯。是的。

THEY COME AFTER ME.

他們跟著我。

AND I CLICK AND BUY IT.

我點擊併購買它。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WHAT'S THE NOISE?

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：什麼是噪音？

WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW?

現在你的房子裡發生了什麼？

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

那是什麼聲音？

WHAT IS IT?

什麼是它？

>> HOLD -- HOLE, PLEASE.

>> 持有 - 洞，請。

COME HERE.

來這裡。

COME HERE.

來這裡。

CLEARLY BERT WAS VERY JEALOUS.

顯然伯特是非常講信用的。

>> James: OH, MY GOODNESS!

>> 詹姆斯。哦，我的天啊！

WHO IS THIS?

這是誰？

>> THIS IS BERT, OUR LATEST RESCUE.

>> 這是伯特，我們最新的救援。

>> James: BERT.

>> 詹姆斯。BERT.

NOW HE'S CAMERA SHY.

現在，他的相機害羞。

>> James: YEAH, LOOK, HE'S ALL SHY NOW.

>> 詹姆斯。是啊，你看，他現在都害羞了。

HE JUST WANTED SOME CAMERA TIME.

他只是想要一些攝影時間。

>> YES, HE DID.

>> 是的，他做到了。

HE LIKES TO GET COZY AND -- LOOK IT.

他喜歡得到舒適和 - 看它。

SAY HI.

打個招呼。

>> James: HI, BERT.

>> 詹姆斯。嗨，伯特。

HI.

嗨。

>> James: HI, BERT.

>> 詹姆斯。嗨，伯特。

HI, ERNIE.

嗨，ERNIE。

( WHISTLES ) >> SOMETIMES IF YOU IGNORE HIM

( 口哨聲 ) >> 有時如果你忽視他的存在

HE STARTS TALKING AGAIN.

他又開始說話了。

>> James: YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG.

>> 詹姆斯。你錯得不能再錯了。

HE WAS IGNORING -- IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU CUT OUT EXPLAINING

他在無視 -- 如果你把解釋刪掉，那就好玩了

WHO IT IS.

誰是：

CUT BACK TO ME ASKING YOU A QUESTION AND WE JUST CUT BACK

切回我問你一個問題，我們就切回。

AND THERE'S A BIRD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND WE NEVER EVER

有一隻鳥在你的肩膀上，我們從來沒有。

MENTION IT.

提到它。

>> I THINK THAT WOULD BE GENIUS.

>> 我想這將是天才的。

WHAT DO YOU THINK, BERT?

你覺得呢 伯特?

>> James: IS THAT A GOOD IDEA, BERT?

>> 詹姆斯是一個好主意，伯特？

WHERE DID YOU EVEN RESCUE A PARROT FROM?

你還從哪裡救回一隻鸚鵡？

>> OH, WELL, PARROTS LIVE 80 TO 90 YEARS.

>> 哦，好吧，鸚鵡活了80到90年。

THEY'RE CONSTANTLY NEEDING TO BE RESCUED.

他們一直需要被拯救。

AND GOING BACK TO THE INSTAGRAM --

並返回到INSTAGRAM --

( BIRD SPEAKS ) ( LAUGHTER )

( 鳥語 ) ( 笑 )

>> HI, HI.

>> HI, HI.

THERE ARE TIMES AND PLACES PEOPLE WANT PARROTS OR BIRDS

有些時候，有些地方，人們需要鸚鵡或鳥兒。

BECAUSE THEY LIVE SO LONG AND THEY GET PASSED ON IN TO WILLS

因為他們活得太長了，而且他們會被傳到遺囑裡去。

AND STUFF, AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEIR GRANDMA'S BIRD OR

和東西，有些人不希望 奶奶的小鳥或。

WHATEVER.

什麼的。

THAT'S GOING TO BE ME.

這將是我。

>> James: IT'S KIND OF A TERRIBLE PRESENT TO BUY SOMEONE,

>> 詹姆斯。這是一種可怕的禮物買人。

ISN'T IT.

是不是。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: IF SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW IT, I'M GOING TO BUY IAN A

>> 詹姆斯。如果有人不知道的話，我要去給IAN買一個。

PART ROT JUST TO BUY HIM SOMETHING THAT'S GOING TO BE

部分ROT只是為了給他買點東西，這將是。

WITH HIM FOR 90 YEARS, AND I'D LIKE IT TO BECOME THE BANE OF

和他在一起90年了，我希望它能成為BANE的一部分

YOUR LIFE.

你的生活。

>> I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT TO YOU IN MY WILL SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU.

>> 我要在我的遺囑中把它留給你，所以笑話是在你身上。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WE HAVE TO CALCULATE

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：我們必須計算

YOU ON YOUR BRAND-NEW IN EFFECT SERIES "AWAY."

你對你的全新的效果系列 "離開"。

TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.

告訴我們它的內容和你扮演的角色。

>> IT'S ABOUT A GROUP OF ASTRONAUTS ON A MISSION TO MARS.

>> 它是關於一群太空人在火星上的任務。

I PLAY COMMANDER MIEN McCREE WHO OBVIOUSLY -- ANNE McCREE

我扮演MIEN McCREE指揮官，他顯然... ...

WHO OBVIOUSLY LEADS THIS CREW.

誰顯然是這個團隊的領導者。

IT'S THIS MULTICULTURAL CAST WHICH IS SO WONDERFUL, AND ALL

這是這種多元文化的陣容 這是如此奇妙，和所有的

OF US HAVE THIS GRAVITATIONAL PULL TO OUR LOVED ONES ON EARTH.

我們中的大多數人都有這種對我們在地球上的親人的引力。

SO IT'S ALSO REALLY A LOVE STORY ABOUT NOT HAVING ANY REGRETS AND

所以這也是一個關於無怨無悔的愛情故事。

SAYING AND DOING ALL YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU NEED IN LIFE.

說和做所有你 - 你知道，你需要的生活。

>> James: NOW, THERE'S A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ZERO

>> 詹姆斯。現在，有一個巨大的零量。

GRAVITY IN THE SHOW.

節目中的重力。

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?

你怎麼做這個？

DO YOU GO UP IN ONE OF THOSE ZERO GRAVITY PLANES ALL THE

你是不是一直都在坐那些零重力飛機？

TIME?

時間？

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

你怎麼做？

IT SEEMS VERY PHYSICALLY DEMANDING.

它似乎很有生理要求。

>> I SO WISH WE HAD DONE THAT.

>> 我真希望我們能這樣做。

WHEN I WAS TOLD WE WERE GOING TO ASTRONAUT SCHOOL, I WAS LIKE,

當我被告知我們要去宇航學院的時候，我就想：

YES, I'M FINALLY GOING TO DO THIS.

是的，我終於要做這個。

( BIRD TALKING ) >> MY BIRD NEVER DOES THIS.

（鳥語） >> 我的鳥從來沒有這樣做。

HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.

他愛上了你。

>> James: IT HAPPENS.

>> 詹姆斯。It HAPPENS。

( LAUGHTER ) >> I WAS ALWAYS ON A HARNESS,

（笑） >> 我總是在一個安全感。

EVEN IN ASTRONAUT CAMP.

甚至在ASTRONAUT營地。

SO WE WOULD PUT THE HARNESSES ON THE VERY LOWEST PART OF OUR

所以，我們要把警報器放在我們的最底層。

HIPS, AND WE WOULD HAVE TO HANG BY THEM AND THEN --

臀部，我們必須掛在他們，然後 -

>> James: SO DID BERT JUST DIE?

>> 詹姆斯所以，伯特剛剛死了嗎？

WHAT HAPPENED?

發生了什麼？

WE CAN'T SEE WHERE HE IS.

我們看不到他在哪裡。

SO FROM OUR EYE LINE, IT LOOKED LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF A CLIFF.

所以從我們的視線來看，它看起來像他剛從懸崖上掉下來。

>> HE WANTS TO BE ON TOP OF THE COMPUTER.

>> 他想在電腦上面。

BUT HE IS VERY -- HE'S VERY FUNNY.

但他是非常 - 他是非常有趣的。

OKAY.

好的。

SO -- OH, SO THEN WE WANTED TO LAY HORIZONTAL IN THE HARNESSES,

所以... ... 哦，所以我們想在腋窩裡鋪上菱形。

WE HAD TO SQUEEZE OUR GLUTES TO GO FORWARD, SQUEEZE OUR ABS TO

我們必須擠壓我們的膽量來前進，擠壓我們的ABS來

GO BACKWARDS AND NOT SOUND LIKE THAT.

往前走，不要發出這樣的聲音。

IT WAS PHYSICALLY WAY MORE CHALLENGING THAN I THOUGHT.

它比我想象的更具挑戰性。

AND YOU HAVE YOUR DANCE PARTNER.

你有你的舞伴。

I THOUGHT, OH, I'M HANGING BY WIRES AND HAVE TO PRETEND I'M IN

我想，哦，我掛在電線，必須假裝我在

ZERO GRAVITY.

零重力。

BUT THEY'RE PULLING YOU AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE DOING AN

但他們在拉你的同時，你也在拉他們。

EMOTIONAL MONOLOGUE AND YOU'RE GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE BY

情緒化的獨白和你被踢的臉，由

ONE OF YOUR FELLOW CLOSING WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FLOATING BY.

你的一個朋友的閉幕 誰應該是浮動的。

IT WAS VERY FUN AND CHALLENGING.

它是非常有趣和具有挑戰性的。

>> James: IT'S HONESTLY MY WORST NIGHTMARE TO HAVE TO GO TO

>> 詹姆斯。這是我最糟糕的噩夢，必須去。

WORK EVERY DAY AND REQUIRE CORE STRENGTH.

每天都要工作，需要核心力量。

( LAUGHTER ) IT WOULD KILL ME.

（笑）它會殺了我。

IT HONESTLY WOULD.

它誠實地會。

BUT I'M SO HAPPY THE SHOW IS SUCH A SUCCESS.

但我很高興這個節目如此成功。

REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?

雷吉，你有什麼問題要問我們今晚的客人嗎？

>> Reggie: I DO.

>> 雷吉：我做的。

TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- ( DRUM ROLL )

今晚的問題去 - （鼓滾）。

-- LET'S MAKE IT FOR HILARY.

-- 讓我們為希拉里造勢吧

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> Reggie: I'M COMING OVER HERE AND GOING TO LAUNCH STAGE

>> 我要到這裡來，然後去啟動階段。

TWO, THREE, FOUR, AND HERE COMES AN INCOMING QUESTION.

2，3，4，這裡有一個問題。

OVER.

完畢。

HERE COMES THE QUESTION NOW.

現在問題來了。

IF YOU'RE CURRENTLY ORBITING A PLANET AND ITS GRAVITATIONAL

如果你目前正在繞著行星及其引力的軌道運行，那麼你就會發現，你的地球上有很多人，他們都是很聰明的人。

FIELD IS SLOWLY CHANGING THE TRAJECTORY OF THE VESSEL YOU'RE

菲爾德正在緩慢地改變你所乘坐的飛船的航向。

TRAVELING IN, WOULD YOU BE WORRIED?

旅行中，你會擔心嗎？

OVER.

完畢。

>> IT DEPENDS ON WHERE I'M GOING.

>> 它取決於我去哪裡。

OVER.

完畢。

>> Reggie: UH, THAT'S ACTUALLY A CORRECT ANSWER.

>> 雷吉：呃，這其實是一個正確的答案。

>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!

>> 詹姆斯。這是絕對正確的！

PLEASE THANK THE WONDERFUL HILARY SWANK, EVERYBODY!

請感謝神奇的希拉里-斯旺克，各位！