The news does a story about some animal that can predict the winner.

You know what I'm talking about?

Like some go in Idaho or a monkey in China that actually happened back in 2016.

Look at this.

His yellow shirt apparently reads King of Prediction in Chinese.

And there you go.

Looks like the King has picked Trump.

That's right.

That monkey predicted Donald Trump would win by hugging his cut out.

And he made it look so easy.

I mean, why can't Gregory do that?

Gregory.

Who's Gregory?

Well, Gregory's my pet turtle.

I've had him for 32 years and he's never once predicted the winning candidate.

Not once I check it out.

He first picked to caucus over the first George Bush, then Bush over Clinton, then Dole over Clinton, Gore, Kerry, McCain, Romney and Hillary.

I have lost thousands of dollars in bar bets.

That's why I got rid of them.

Wait a minute, Andy.

Don't you see?

Gregory is consistently picking the loser.

He's amazing.

All you have to do is bet on the candidate he doesn't pick.

You're gonna win every time.

Oh, great.

Now you tell me Yes.

Yes, that Wow, Andy.

Yes.

Yes, that Wow.

And cut.

Well, that concludes our test of the want want want sound effect.

Great job, Andy.

No problem.

Coding.

That's right.

The whole sketch was just our way of testing the sad trombone sound effect.

And I know what you're thinking.

Why didn't you just play the sound effect without the sketch?

Because this way, I got a lot of departments involved, and I got the chance to reconnect with staffers I haven't seen since the start of the pandemic.

Writers, script supervisors, the graphics department clips and photo research.

The costume department, the props department, Elijah are full time Turtle Wrangler.

And, of course, the sound effects department.

Oh, and special thanks to the engineers at California's Jet Propulsion Laboratory for monitoring Andy's election turtle sketch via satellite.

You did it again, guys.

Yeah.

No, wait.

I didn't have to murder this rare turtle.

Then you murdered a rare turtle.

Yes.

Yes.

That Yeah.

Ha ha ha.

Hey, we still got it.