Here's how this -- -What's up, man?

-Here's how it's gonna work. I'm gonna ask you

for some silly words -- nouns, verbs, adjectives,

things like that.

As we do that, they'll be written into our prompter

and sent over and bleep-blorped into where you are.

And then -- well, since it's Halloween,

we're gonna tell a scary Mad Libs story at the end

using those words, basically. You cool with that?

-I like it. -All right. Here we go.

All right. Here we go. Ready?

Give me an adjective.

-Dirty. -Hmm.

Give me a type of relative.

-Uh...

Step-uncle.

[ Laughter ]

You got to watch those step-uncles, man.

-I mean, come on. Step-uncle is the --

That's -- I want to see that movie already.

[ Laughter ]

A country.

-Uh...

Czech Republic.

-Type of profession.

-Uh...

Garbage man. -Yeah.

Garbage man.

A food that you'd find at a carnival.

-Uh...Ooh!

A New Orleans carnival -- pig lips.

[ Laughter ] -Oh, man.

[ Laughter continues ] That is --

Body part.

-Belly button.

-Give me a number.

-23.

-Give me another adjective.

-Uh...

Funktified.

[ Laughter ]

-All right. Plural type of animal.

-Uh...

Fish. Fishes.

-What would you scream riding a roller coaster?

-Uh...

"Help me, Mama!"

Yeah. -"Help me, Mama."

[ Both laugh ]

A verb ending in I-N-G.

-Running. -Running.

-Keep it PG.

-Chain restaurant.

-Ooh.

Church's.

-Come on, man. -Wow.

Church's. -[ Laughing ]

-Amount of time.

-350 seconds.

-350 seconds.

A noise you'd make lifting heavy weights.

Oh, that's kind of a loaded question there.

-A grunt. Unh!

-Okay.

Name a celebrity.

-David Hasselhoff.

[ Laughter ]

-Wow.

-I love that guy.

-Verb ending in I-N-G.

-Spelunking.

[ Laughter ]

-Spelunking.

Things you'd shout if you found a raccoon in your house.

-Uh...

Kill him!

[ Light laughter ]

Tasty!

-Uh, "tasty" I'm gonna use. -I'm telling you.

-Item that you had in your teenage bedroom.

-A refrigerator. -Word?

-You had a fridge in your teenage bedroom?

-I had a fridge and a hot plate.

I used to cook up whole meals.

-A fridge and a hot-- Fridge is great.

All right. Finally, a plural body part.

-Foots.

-Foots. [ Laughter ]

Okay. We filled out the words for our story.

Gosh, you're perfect for this.

All right. Ready to perform this?

We're gonna do it together. You ready?

-Let's do it. -Let's go.

[ Wind howling, owl hooting ]

-Is that you?

-Where you at?

-Let me tell you something.

It was a dark and dirty night when a --

-Yes. -When a teenager

and his step-uncle were driving through the woods

of the Czech Republic.

-Wait. The car radio was broadcasting

warnings of an escaped garbage man called Mr. Pig Lips.

[ Laughter ]

[ Wolf howling ]

[ Both laugh ]

[ Laughter continues ]

That's the best! -It is!

[ Laughter continues ]

It gets better. It gets better. Wait.

[ Both laugh ]

He was nicknamed that

because pig lips replaced his belly button.

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Laughter ]

-Just then, 23 funktified fishes ran across their path.

[ Cat screeches ]

The teenager screeched on his brakes and shouted,

"Help me, Mama!"

[ Owl hooting ]

-The car's engine suddenly died.

So the teenager's step-uncle got out

and started running to the nearest Church's for help.

[ Laughing ]

-After what seemed like 350 seconds,

the teenagers began hearing a faint noise

outside the car window.

Unh!

It started getting louder.

Unhhh!

And louder.

Unh-unh-unhhh!!

[ Creepy organ music plays ]

-In the distance, the teenagers spotted

a shadowy figure walking towards his car.

As it got closer, he saw it was...

David Hasselhoff spelunking!

[ Woman screams ]

-"Tasty!" the teenager screamed,

grabbing a refrigerator and a hot plate

from his glove compartment.

-He rubbed his foots and looked again.

[ Laughter ]

But now no one was there.

The only thing he saw on the ground was a pile...

of pig lips!

[ Laughter ]

[ Wolf howling ]

-Some say if you drive through the woods

of the Czech Republic at night. -Of the Czech Republic at night.

-You can still see David Hasselhoff spelunking.

[ Thunder crashes ] -And scene!

Oh, gosh.

♪♪

[ Laughing ]

He left, he left. [ Laughing ]

-I'm done! [ Both laugh ]

-That's all for "Mad Lib Theater."