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Let me take off the loudest jacket ever.
讓我脫下最響的外套。
Mortal Kombat.
《真人快打》。
A fighting Tournament as killer as its iconic theme sung with a reputation like that, you better believe the first boss in the game would be a champion who's worth out air.
一個格鬥錦標賽的殺手鐗就像它的標誌性主題唱的那樣名聲在外,你最好相信遊戲中的第一個BOSS會是一個值得出氣的冠軍。
Is that good?
這樣好嗎?
This is Goro, Prince of the show Con People in one of their strongest warriors.
這就是五郎,節目中康人王子的最強戰士之一。
He's 8 58 ft two inches tall, weighs £550 and clocks in at 2000 years old with no signs of slowing blocks in Glocks, in Glocks, in a 2000 years old with no signs of slowing down.
You think someone with only two arms could master the show con fighting stale, I mean, no, not for long.
你以為只有兩隻手的人就能掌握秀場康斗的陳舊,我是說,不,不可能長久。
Hey, whiz high five.
嘿,威茲擊掌。
Well, like I hold up my arm away.
好吧,就像我舉起我的手臂離開。
Three down, one to go.
三個人倒下了,還有一個人。
There's gotta be an extra shotgun arm or something around here somewhere.
這裡一定有一個額外的獵槍臂或東西 在這裡的某個地方。
E Just like a Hello Oh, out like a game.
E就像一個你好哦,出像一個遊戲。
More like how out on top of that cable can move fast enough toe effortlessly.
更多的是在那根纜繩上面出如何能快速移動到腳趾不費力。
That come on can move fast enough to effortlessly Perry quick enough effortlessly.
這來可以移動夠快,不費力地佩裡夠快,不費力地。
Perry.
佩裡
Good job.
做得好
What?
什麼?
I move a lot.
我經常移動。
I always dio.
我總是dio。
No, I just saw your smile, but he never stayed in one place for too long.
不,我只是看到了你的笑容,但他從來沒有在一個地方停留太久。
Like when he pissed off Kotal con and got his arms ripped off.
就像他惹惱了Kotal Con,被人扯掉了胳膊。
Hey, buddy, need a hand?
嘿,夥計,需要幫忙嗎?
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
You could really say he disarmed him.
你真的可以說他解除了他的武裝。
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
On to MMA champ.
在MMA冠軍。
Nice synchronization.
很好的同步性。
Yeah, we didn't even look totally planned that.
是啊,我們甚至沒有看起來完全計劃好了。
All right, think Animal Planet superpower, That superpower Pokemon.
好了,想想《動物星球》的超能力,那個超能力的小精靈。
Much chance is a fighting type that originated in the Kanto region, which is suddenly changed, boys.
多機會是起源於關東地區的一種戰鬥類型,突然改變,男生。
It's a lethal combo of adorable and kick ass.
這是一個可愛和踢屁股的致命組合。
And there, Jack goes over the years and and they swollen at it, and they swollen them.
而在那裡,傑克去了多年 和他們腫在它,和他們腫了他們。
Uh, however, the champ can always fall back on their natural abilities, the most common of which is named Guts e wanna insert after guts e was coming, which has been labeled because that badass dude with a Jane soared from berserk.
呃,不過,冠軍可以隨時倒向他們的天賦能力,其中最常見的是名為勇者e想插在勇者e是來之後,這已經被貼上了標籤,因為那個帶著簡的壞蛋老兄從狂飆。
There.
好了
Bruise.
瘀傷。
No.
不知道
Whatever.
管他呢
You don't know.
你不知道。
I don't want them to be too long.
我不希望他們太長。
05 thing in between.
05年之間的事情。
Such as Giovanni and Bay.
如喬瓦尼和貝。
Pretty sure it's B j is my babe.
很確定是B J是我的寶貝。
You know what I'm saying?
你知道我在說什麼嗎?
E Assume she's the lady.
假設她是那位女士。
I don't remember.
我不記得了
She's lady nailed it.
她的女士釘了它。
Are you in defeat and nailed her?
你是不是吃了敗仗,把她釘死了?
She always keeps her feet bare.
她總是光著腳。
Nice.
很好啊
He's probably in different stuff.
他可能在不同的東西。
My 2020 resolution is to find new finishes to explore.
我2020年的決議是找到新的整理探索。
Yeah, I'm starting from the ground up with That was pretty good.
是啊,我從頭開始,這是很不錯的。
That was pretty good.
這是相當不錯的。
E u Uh huh.
嗯哼
Unfortunately, I don't think her name is Bai.
可惜,我覺得她不姓白。
Fine.
好吧
E Just with feet.
E只是用腳。
Enjoy Makes sense.
享受有意義。
They could go head to head with a ton of crazy struck.
他們可以在瘋狂的打擊下,一頭扎進去。
They could go head to head Makes Hello.
他們可以去頭頭是道的Makes Hello。
Reset.
重置。
So you know my jam E only Could it possibly My champ.
所以,你知道我的果醬,只有E可能是我的冠軍。
My champ!
我的冠軍!
Champ!
冠軍!
Champ!
冠軍!
Champ!
冠軍!
Well, come on.
好吧,來吧。
Oh, Goro could technically match ball.
哦,五郎在技術上可以配合球。
Good.
很好啊
Moving nearly E o Z punching Speed was concerned.
移動近E o Z衝鋒速度被關注。
It's like a road.
這就像一條路。
Actually, it was really difficult.
其實,這真的很難。
Alright, in the gala region.
好吧,在笪瞵岔語地區。
Well, I get that old got a kid.
好吧,我得到了老有一個孩子。
Um, it's a vote.
嗯,這是一個投票。
You find out which finer is more true.
你看看哪個更細更真。
They're Beto.
他們是貝託。
Oh, their two best friends making people fight to the end.
呵呵,他們兩個好朋友讓人打到最後。
That was good dead Berto research so true.
那是好死不死的貝託研究的如此真實。
And we know more than you, so shut up.
我們知道的比你多,所以閉嘴。
Please stop pitching.
請不要再投了。
It's really done.
它真的完成了。
No.
不知道
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
Uh huh.
嗯哼。