Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles LOS ANGELES IS BUZZING TODAY BECAUSE LAST NIGHT THE DODGERS WON THE WORLD SERIES. THEY DID IT, THEY FINALLY DID IT. >> WOW. >> CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF THEM, THE WORLD SERIES. THE ENTIRE LEAGUE IS MADE UP OF AMERICAN CITIES AND ONE TEAM FROM CANADA. AND YOU AMERICANS ARE LIKE YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE ENTIRE WORLD TO ME. CERTAINLY IF I GO TO MY SON'S HISTORY CLASSES, THAT IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. NOW SOME MIGHT SAY 2020 SAY TOUGH YEAR TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES. BUT HERE IN LOS ANGELES, IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER. BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S BOTOX HAS WORN OFF. YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE JOY IN THE FACES OF THE FANS. YOU KNOW? DID ANYBODY WATCH LAST NIGHT, FANS? DID YOU CATCH IT? NO, YOU DIDN'T? >> I DID. >> James: GEE AIR OWE JUST WENT CATCH WHAT. IT IS LITERALLY THE OPENING OF THE SHOW. >> I HEARD ALOUD EXPLOSION. >> James: YOU HEARD SOME EXPLOSIONS. >> DID YOU GENERALLY. >> YEAH, I WATCHED THE BASEBALL SEASON IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY WHICH IS I WATCHED THE LAST FIVE MINUTES OF THE LAST GAME. I WATCHED THEM WIN AND THAT WAS ALL I SAW OF THE SEASON. >> James: I'M WITH YOU. I ABSOLUTELY, I DO THINK THAT SAY GOOD WAY. I LIKE TO DIP MY TOES IN IN THE PLAYOFFS, LITERALLY ONE TOE, OH, WHAT IS HAPPENING, SO I HAVE ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT. >> Reggie: YEP. >> James: AND AS SOON AS THEY WON I WAS LIKE, AT THE GAS STATION, GETTING DODGERS FLAG, I GOT A-- THE WHOLE LOT. I MEAN EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD WHEN THE GAME WAS OVER AS GUILLERMO JUST DID, L.A. EXPLODED WITH FIREWORKS. HAVE A LOOK. >> Reggie: DAMN. >> James: HERE'S MY QUESTION, WHOSE PHONE IS THAT? OH, IT MIGHT BE MINE. [BLEEP]. >> DIDN'T REALIZE THE OLD PHONE WAS ON LOUD, JUST GOT OFF DURING THE SHOW, YOU CALLING TO TALK ABOUT THE DODGERS? >> YOU WHAT? >> James: THE PHONE JUST WENT OFF DURING THE SHOW AND I DIDN'T HAVE IT ON VIBRATE. >> SORRY. >> James: WERE YOU CALLING FOR ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR? >> LOVE YOU, BYE. >> James: GOOD-BYE. YOU KNOW WHY IT WAS ON LOUD? LOUIS WILL KNOW, RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW IN MAKEUP I WAS PLAYING A GAME OF TENNIS ON MY PHONE. AND I AM A BETTER PHONE TENNIS PLAYER WITH THE NOISES. >> WHAT ARE THE NOISES. >> James: IT'S LIKE-- LIKE THAT. >> HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU SPENT. >> James: I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT. BUT I, THAT IS WHY IT WAS ON LOUD. I CAN ONLY APOLOGIZE. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE LETDOWN THE NETWORK. NOW REMEMBER, JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO OF ALL THE FIREWORKS. I KNOW IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN HOURS. HARD TO KNOW WHETHER THIS WILL BE IN THE SHOW OR NOT T IS REALLY A GAMBLE EVERY NIGHT, ISN'T IT, NONE OF US EVER KNOW. >> HOPE SO. >> NOT UNTIL WE SEE IT. >> WE NEVER HAVE ANY IDEA. >> James: SO REMEMBER, FIREWORKS. HERE'S MY QUESTION. >> LOVE THE DODGERS. >> James: IAN, WAS THAT HAPPENING IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, WERE THERE FIREWORKS. >> OH YEAH, FIREWORKS IN THE AIR ALL NIGHT AND THEN AT 12:37, FIREWORKS RIGHT HERE ON CBS. (APPLAUSE). >> James: AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE NETWORK. WELL, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, DODGERS FANS, THIS SHOW IS A DISASTER, THIS SHOW IS AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER. WE HAVEN'T CHANGED THE SCRIPT. OH MY-- SO THIS MORNING BIG BREAKTHROUGH WE BOOKED CLAYTON KERSHAW RIGHT HERE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." CLAYTON KERSHAW. >> WOW. >> James: AND LITERALLY FOUR SECONDS BEFORE THE SHOW HE CANCELLED. I KNOW. WHY DID HE CANCEL, ROB, DID WE GET A REASON? >> WE DID. HE'S DOING KIMMEL TOMORROW. >> OH! >> James: THAT'S REALLY-- HE COULD STILL DOUSE AND THEN DO KIMMEL. >> WELL, SO HE IS-- THE WHOLE TEAM APPARENTLY IS DOING KIMMEL TOMORROW. THE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SET IT UP WITH KIMMEL AND THEN WE HAD BOOKED CLAYTON THROUGH HIS WIFE "ELLEN." >> James: HANG ON. SO MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS DEALING WITH KIMMEL SHOW AND ABC AND WE'RE BACK CHANNELING THROUGH CLAYTON KERSHAW'S WIFE. >> WE WEREN'T HEARING BACK FROM MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SO WE WENT THROUGH CLAYTON'S WIFE. SHE DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD AN EXCLUSIVE WITH KIM, SO WE BOOKED CLAYTON, HE WAS COMING, OR IT WAS GOING TO BE ON ZOOM, AND THEY FOUND OUT AND HERE WE ARE. >> James: I DON'T BLAME YOU NOT COMING ON THE SHOW TODAY. I WOULD BE SO HUNGOVER IF I WAS CLAYTON KERSHAW, THE LAST THING I WOULD WANT TO DO TODAY IS BE ON ZOOM TALKING TO ME, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. >> YEAH, YEAH, HE WAS UP ALL LATE LAST NIGHT IN HIS HOTEL ROOM, DRINKING WHATEVER WAS IN THE MINI BAR, HOW ELSE DO YOU CELEBRATE RIGHT NOW. >> James: THAT IS THE WEIRD THING, YOU WIN THE WORLD-- BECAUSE WASN'T THERE A DUDE, ONE OF THE DUDES GOT-- DID YOU KNOW THIS, REG, ONE OF THE PLAYERS FOUND OUT HE HAD A POSITIVE TEST DURING THE GAME. >> Reggie: WHAT? >> James: AND HAD TO BE REMOVED FROM THE FIELD. >> Reggie: WHAT. >> James: BUT THEN WHEN THEY WON THE WORLD SERIES HE JUST RAN BACK ON THE FIELD AND STARTED-- THE PEOPLE WERE LIKE YEAH. NOT YOU. YES! SIX FEET, YES! PUT YOUR MASK ON. YEAH. >> OVERALL A PRETTY POSITIVE NIGHT FOR THAT GUY. >> OH! (APPLAUSE). >> James: SORRY. THERE, YOU'VE GOT IT. CLAYTON KERSHAW WAS GOING TO BE HERE, HE'S NOT. BUT HE WILL BE ON KIMMEL TOMORROW. HOW IS THIS HAPPENING ON THE SHOW THAT "60 MINUTES" IS-- BILL CHIT WE ARE-- WHITAKER OF 630 MINSZ, WE WERE DOING "60 MINUTES," SPENT LAST NATURE WITH BILL TALKING AND THERE IS THE SHOW, THIS IS THE SHOW THAT IT HAS NOW COME IT TO MY PHONE IS GOING OFF, WE HAVE GUESTS CANCELING. OH DEAR. BUT WE WILL PICK UP WITH THE INTERVIEW AND TALK A LOT ABOUT THAT TENNIS GAME, YEAH? WE'RE VERY THRILLED THAT YOU ARE HERE, BILL. >> THANK YOU. >> THERE HE IS, "60 MINUTES." MOVING ON, THE WHITE HOUSE SENT OUT A PRESS RELEASE YESTERDAY OUTLINING AUNT OF THEIR SCIENTIFIC AND TECHNOLOGY RELATED ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN THEIR FIRST TERM. THE LIST INCLUDED CLEAN AIR, A RETURN TO SPACE EXPLORATION AND THIS IS TRUE, ENDING THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC. YOU HAVE TO SAY, THAT NEWS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A RELIEVE-- RELIEF TO THE 74,000 AMERICAN WHO TESTED POSITIVE YESTERDAY. SURE, CASES ARE SURGING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, SCIENTISTS ARE GETTING WORRIED AGAIN BUT THE WHITE HOUSE CLAIMS TO HAVE ENDED COVID. IN COMEDY THAT IS CALLED COMMITTING TO THE SPACE. MEANWHILE VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE WAS CAMPAIGNING IN WISCONSIN TODAY AND DESPITE A HUGE SPIKE IN COVID CASES THERE, THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN PRESS SECRETARY SAID A BIG RALLY IS PERFECTLY SAFE FOR MIKE PENCE. >> HOSPITALS IN WISCONSIN ARE NEAR CAPACITY. AND SO IS THERE, DOES THAT GIVE YOU ANY PAUSE OR THE VICE PRESIDENT ANY PAUSE ABOUT GOING THERE AND HOLDING A BIG RALLY? >> NO, IT DOESN'T. THE VICE PRESIDENT HAS THE BEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD AND AROUND HIM THEY HAVE OBVIOUSLY CONTACT TRACED AND HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS FINE FOR HIM TO BE OUT ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL. >> James: I MEAN GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR NOT FINISHING THAT SENTENCE WITH ALSO LET THE PEOPLE EAT CAKE. DON'T WORRY, MIKE PENCE HAS GREAT DOCTORS. THAT IS LIKE THE COPILOT OF A PLANE SAYING WE'RE EXPERIENCING ENGINE FAILURE. BUT DON'T WORRY, THE PILOT HAS A PARACHUTE. SPEAKING OF WHICH LAST NIGHT THE PRESIDENT HELD A RALLY AT AN AIRPORT IN NEBRASKA IN BELOW FREEZING WEATHER WHERE THOUSANDS OF SUPPORT ARES WERE BUSSED IN TO THE AIRPORT. BUT AFTER TRUMP LEFT THE EVENT, NOBODY HAD BOOKED ANY BUSES TO TAKE ANY OF THE ATTENDEES HOME. OR AS THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN PRESS SECRETARY PUT IT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL WAS, TRUMP WAS WARM AND COMFORTABLE ON HIS PLANE. NEBRASKA MAYBE A RED STATE BUT LAST NIGHT ALL THE LIPSK FINGERS AND TOES TURNED BLUE. BUT THIS, BUT THERE WAS SERIOUS. IT WAS SERIOUS. SOME PEOPLE EVEN HAD TO BE HOSPITALIZED FOR FROST BITE. SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT. THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION LEFT THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS OUT IN THE COLD WITH NO CONCERN FOR THEIR HEALTH. I MEAN I LOVE A GOOD METAPHOR BUT EVEN FOR ME THIS IS TOO ON THE NOSE. BUT TRUMP WAS BACK OUT THERE AGAIN TODAY AT A RALLY IN ARIZONA. TRUMP RECOUNTED A CONVERSATION THAT HE HAD WITH UFC PRESIDENT DANA WHITE ABOUT WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN TRUMP AND BIDEN. NOT IN THE ELECTION, IN AN ACTUAL UFC FIEPT. >> I DON'T THINK SLEEPY JOE WOULD BE A GOOD FIGHTER, DO YOU. I ASKED DANA BEFORE. ONE GENTLE LITTLE TOUCH TO THE FACE AND HE'S DOWN. HE'S DOWN AND HE WOULDN'T GET UP VERY QUICKLY EITHER, WOULD HE. >> James: SAY WHAT YOU WILL I WOULD 100% WATCH THAT FIGHT. I MEAN TRUMP HAS THE WEIGHT AND THE HEIGHT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS AS STRAIGHT FORWARD. YOU KNOW BIDEN, I THINK HE IS A FIGHTER. I DO, I THINK WILL BITE YOU, DON'T YOU THINK. WHO IS YOUR MONEY ON, TRUMP V BIDEN, HOW DOES THAT PLAY OUT. >> I THINK BIDEN HAS SOME KIND OF A SECRET HOOK. >> James: YES, THAT IS WHY THEY CALL HIM SLEEPY JOE BECAUSE A SLOPE-- RIGHT THERE, IN THE WIND PIPE, BANG. TIME TO GO NIGHT NIGHT BUDDY. THAT IS WHAT THEY SAY IN THE UFC. NEVER WATCHED THAT, NEVER WATCHED A UFC FIGHT, NEVER WILL. I CAN GUARANTEE T COULD YOU OFFER ME MONEY TO ENDORSE IT AND I WOULDN'T AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING. (LAUGHTER) THEN LATER ON TRUMP PROPOSED THE IDEA OF ACTUALLY JUMPING INTO THE AUDIENCE AND, WELL, TAKE A LOOK. >> YOU KNOW YOU ARE IMMUNE, THAT IS WHY I COULD JUMP RIGHT THERE, SEE THOSE MEN, I WILL KISS THOSE MEN, I'M IN THE INTO THEM, I WILL KISS EVERY MAN THERE AND KISS EVERY WOMAN THERE IF YOU DON'T MIND ALSO. >> James: WE MIND, WE DEFINITELY DO MIND. WE MIND! THIS MAY ACTUALLY BE THE MOST PROGRESSIVE THING THAT TRUMP HAS EVER SAID. THINK ABOUT T WE HAVE POSITIVITY. WE HAVE CONSENT. >> Reggie: WOW. >> James: WE'VE ALSO GOT TERRIBLE SCIENCE BUT ONE STEP AT A TIME, GUYS. THERE WAS SOME MORE HEADACHES FOR TRUMP, THE PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN WEBSITE WAS BRIEFLY TAKEN OVER BY HACKERS WHO REPLACED THE SITE WITH A BUNCH OF ANTI-TRUMP MESSAGING. HERE IT IS HERE, AMONG OTHER THINGS THE HACKERS WROTE WE HAVE EVIDENCE THAT COMPLETELY DISCREDITS MR. TRUMP AS A PRESIDENT. WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY HAVE? THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING TRUMP HAS DONE IN THE PAST FOUR YEARS WHAT COULD THEY SAY THAT WOULD CHANGE THE MINDS OF TRUMP'S BASE? THEY KNOW THAT WE CAN ALL SEE HIS TWITTER FEED, RIGHT. BUT THIS IS DANGEROUS, THESE HACKERS COULD POST SOMETHING CRAZY ON THAT WEBSITE. LIE THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HAS ENDED THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC. THE HACKERS USED SOME RATHER ODD WORDING ON THE SITE. THEY SAID IT IS TIME TO ALLOW THE WORLD TO KNOW TRUTH. HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE HACKER. THEY HATE DONALD TRUMP WITH A PASSION. AND I DON'T THINK ENGLISH IS THEIR FIRST LANGUAGE. LET'S THINK, WHO COULD IT BE. (LAUGHTER) AND FINALLY WE WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS, RESEARCHERS ARE TESTING TO SEE IF HEATED FACE MASKS WILL KILL COVID-19. AND THEY DEVELOPED THIS PROTOTYPE WHICH GOES ALL THE WAY UP TO 194 DEGREES. RESEARCHERS SAY SIDE FEKS MAY INCLUDE SKIN IRRITATION, PRESSER OPERATION AND TAKING GOTHAM CITY HOSTAGE. I ACTUALLY GOT TO TRY OUT THE PROTOTYPE HERE. AND IT WORKED PRETTY WELL. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE GRILL MARK. (LAUGHTER). >> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, IT IS LIKE THAT IS THE END OF THE MONO.
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