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>> Reggie: HONEST HEADLINES.
>> 雷吉:誠實的頭條新聞。
>> James: OKAY, WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IS THAT NOISE.
>> 詹姆斯。好吧,那是什麼,那是什麼聲音。
WHAT IS IT?
什麼是它?
WHAT IS THAT?
那是什麼?
OKAY.
好的。
THIS FIRST, THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST
這第一條,這第一條標題來自《華盛頓郵報》。
AND IT SAYS-- SORRY, WHAT IS GOING ON?3
它說... 抱歉,發生了什麼事?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
發生什麼事了?
>> Reggie: NO BANANAS FOR ME, THANK YOU.
>> 雷吉:我不要香蕉,謝謝你。
>> James: BANANAS?
>> 詹姆斯。BANANAS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BANANAS, WHAT IS GOING ON?
你是什麼意思BANANAS,這是怎麼回事?
WHAT IS-- WHAT IS GOING ON.
什麼是... ... 什麼是怎麼回事。
WHAT IS THAT NOISE.
那是什麼聲音。
>> OH SORRY JAMES, THAT'S MY BAVMENTD-- BAD.
>> 哦,對不起,詹姆斯,這是我的BAVMENTD - -壞。
OH.
OH:
>> James: ALICIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> 詹姆斯。愛麗舍,你在做什麼?
>> OH, YOU KNOW, I'M HERE ALL WEEK AND I JUST FEEL LIKE WE
>> 哦,你知道,我在這裡所有的一週,我只是覺得像我們
NEED A VIBE CHECK IN HERE.
需要一個氛圍檢查在這裡。
PEOPLE ARE STRESSING OUT MAN, AND WE NEED TO ENCOURAGE
人們的壓力很大,而我們需要鼓勵
WELLNESS, WELL-BEING, PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY AND
健康、福祉、身體、精神和心理健康。
EMOTIONALLY AND I WANTED TO CONVERT A REGULAR BAR INTO A
情緒上,我想把一個普通的酒吧改造成一個酒吧。
SMOOTHIE BAR, BUT MI SORRY ABOUT THE NOISE.
沙冰吧,但我很抱歉的噪音。
>> James: RIGHT, A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
>> 詹姆斯。對,很多問題。
FIRSTLY, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL OF THE ALCOHOL.
首先,你把所有的酒精都怎麼了?
>> OH, IAN SAID HE WAS.
>> 哦,伊安說他是。
>> I LOVE YOU JAMES.
>> 我愛你,詹姆斯。
>> OH, YOU SEE, HE ALREADY OOKS SO MUCH LESS STRESSED OUT.
>> 哦,你看,他已經看起來那麼多壓力了。
DO YOU WANT A SMOOTHIE.
你要不要來杯奶昔?
>> James: ALICIA, I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU ARE DO DOING, I DO.
>> 詹姆斯。愛麗舍,我很欣賞你所做的事情,我做的。
I APPRECIATE THE WHOLE-- ALICIA, ALICIA, ALICIA.
欣賞整個... ALICIA,ALICIA,ALICIA。
>> YEAH.
>> 是的。
>> James: YOU CAN-- THANK YOU.
>> 詹姆斯。你可以 - 謝謝你。
YEAH, I THINK THE SMOOTHIE BAR IS GREAT, I LOVE IT.
是的,我覺得沙冰棒很棒,我愛它。
NOBODY APPRECIATES THE VIBE CHECK MORE THAN I.
沒有人比我更欣賞活力支票。
YOU KNOW I AM, THEY WILL TELL YOU, I AM CONSTANTLY CHECKING
你知道我在,他們會告訴你,我一直在檢查。
THE VIBES.
氣息。
I AM THE KING OF THE VIBE CHECK, I WALK AROUND, HOW IS THE VIBE.
我是活力之王 檢查,我走來走去,如何是活力。
JUST CHECKING, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BUT DO YOU THINK YOU
我只是想確認一下,你知道我的意思嗎?
COULD WAIT UNTIL I'M DONE WITH THIS, IS THAT OKAY?
可以等待,直到我完成了這個,是好嗎?
>> OF COURSE, JAMES,.
>> 當然,詹姆斯,。
>> James: I APPRECIATE IT.
>> 詹姆斯。我很欣賞它。
SMOOTHIES LOOK DELICIOUS, THEY REALLY DO.
餅乾看起來很美味,他們真的很。
YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE, I WOULD LIKE AN A ALICI-ACAI BOWL.
你知道我喜歡什麼嗎,我喜歡一個阿里巴巴碗。
THIS HEADLINE COMES FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST AND IT READS--
這個標題來自《赫芬頓郵報》,內容是...
OKAY.
好的。
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
發生了什麼事?
WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW?
現在發生了什麼?
>> IT IS A GONG, JAMES.
>> 它是一個GONG,詹姆斯。
YOUR VIBRATIONS-- THEIR VIBRATIONS ARE CONDUCIVE TO DEEP
你的振動--他們的振動是對深層的傳導。
RELAXATION.
放鬆:
>> James: TOTALLY.
>> 詹姆斯。完全正確。
IT'S JUST RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW WE'RE TAPING A SHOW.
就在此時此刻,就在此時此刻,我們正在錄製一個節目。
PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE RELAXING.
人們不應該放鬆。
THEY SHOULD BE-- THEY SHOULD BE WORKING, IF YOU DON'T MIND, CAN
他們應該是... 他們應該是在工作,如果你不介意的話,可以嗎?
THE SMOOTHIES AND BONGS JUST WAIT A BIT LONGER?
薯條和棒子再等一下?
OKAY.
好的。
>> GONGS.
>> GONGS。
>> James: WHAT?
>> 詹姆斯。什麼?
>> GONGS, YOU SAID BONGS, IT IS A GONG.
>> 鑼,你說的是鑼,是鑼。
>> James: RIGHT, GONG, BONG, PING PONG, WHATEVER IT IS.
>> 詹姆斯:對,貢,邦,乒乓,不管是什麼。
I JUST NEED YOU TO STOP FOR JUST TWO MINUTES.
我只需要你停下來兩分鐘。
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL MONSTER IS, AND YOU SEEM TO BE
>> 你知道真正的怪物是什麼嗎,而你似乎是。
CARRYING SO MUCH OF IT.
帶著這麼多的東西。
>> James: I'M NOT STRESSED, I AM NOT.
>> 詹姆斯。我沒有壓力,我沒有。
I JUST HAVE A LOT GOING ON.
我只是有很多事情要做。
I'M FACING A LATE NIGHT WITHOUT A LIVE AUDIENCE.
我正面臨著一個沒有現場觀眾的深夜。
THE LECTS IS COMING UP.
講座即將開始。
I DON'T FOE WHO NIF THE MASKED SIDGESSERS ARE.
我不知道誰是NIF的蒙面人。
AND RIGHT NOW I JUST NEED TO GET THROUGH THE HONEST HEADLINES T
現在我只需要通過誠實的頭條新聞就可以了
MOVE ON WITH THE SHOW.
隨著節目的移動。
>> I WILL MAKE A-- FOR YOU.
>> 我會為你做一個------。
>> James: THANK YOU, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
>> 詹姆斯。謝謝你,我很感激。
OKAY, WHERE WERE WE.
好吧,我們在哪裡。
THIS NEXT HEADLINE COMES FROM CNN AND IT SAYS CAMEL MILK
接下來的標題來自CNN,它說駱駝奶。
COULD-- WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE CAMERAS?
可以 -- 攝影機怎麼了?
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE CAMERAS.
什麼是發生與相機。
WHAT IS IT NOW.
什麼是現在。
>> CLOSE YOUR EYES, BREATHE DEEPLY, THE TIME HAS COME TO
>> 閉上眼睛,深呼吸,時間到了。
CALM YOUR MIND AND RECONNECT.
平靜你的心態,重新聯繫。
>> James: WHAT IS EVERYBODY DOING.
>> 詹姆斯。什麼是每個人都在做。
JIMMY, JIMMY, GET BACK ON THE CAMERA.
JIMMY,JIMMY,回到攝影機上。
JOE, IAN, JOE, WE'RE TAPING A SHOW.
喬,伊安,喬,我們正在錄製一個節目。
>> THE GUIDED MEDITATION JAMES, YOU DO IT ONCE AN HOUR.
>> 指導的冥想詹姆斯,你每小時做一次。
>> James: ONCE AN HOUR, HOW LONG IS IT?
>> 詹姆斯:Eleven an Hour,有多長?
>> 45 MINUTES.
>> 45分鐘。
>> James: 45 MINUTES, EVERY HOUR, THERE IS A 45 MINUTE
>> 詹姆斯:45分鐘,每小時,有45分鐘的時間。
GUIDED MEDITATION.
導引冥想。
>> THAT IS HOW LONG IT TAKES TO WALK THROUGH THE FOREST OF YOUR
>> 這就是走過你的森林所需要的時間。
LIFE.
生活。
>> James: THAT'S TOO MUCH MEDICATION.
>> 詹姆斯。這是太多的藥物。
-- MEDITATION, NOBODY HERE NEEDS TO WALK YOU THROUGH THE FOREST
-- 冥想,這裡沒有人需要陪你走過森林。
OF YOUR MIND NOR DO WE NEED GONGS ON SMOOTHIES, EVERYBODY
我們也不需要吃糖,每個人都需要。
HERE IS EXTREMELY CALM.
這裡是非常平靜的。
I'M NOT STRESSED.
我沒有壓力。
I'M A BONSAI TREE IN A ZEN GARDEN.
I'M A BONSAI TREE IN A ZEN GARDEN.
>> CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU JAMES.
>> 我能對你坦誠相待嗎,詹姆斯?
>> James: WHAT.
>> 詹姆斯。什麼。
>> YOU SOUND KIND OF STRESSED AM I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A
>> 你聽起來有點緊張,我是不是要讓你成為一個。
SMOOTHIE.
SMOOTHIE:
>> James: I DON'T WANT A SMOOTHIE.
>> 詹姆斯。我不想吃奶昔。
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WHATEVER THIS IS NOW ADAYS.
我們會馬上回來與任何這一天。
OH MY-- >> WHAT IS GOING ON, JOEL, JOEL,
哦,我的... ... 發生了什麼事,喬爾,喬爾。
NOT YOU.
不是你。