We're having a good time here tonight.

Like I said, we have great guest here, and it's all gonna be a lot of fun, but I think we should just take a second here and stop everything.

Get serious for just a moment, cause I think, frankly, it's time we look once again into the future.

The future with future with That's right, Jack Black.

Let's all look to the future all the way to the year 2000 way, too, So the theme Chicago Cubs and Boston Red Sox will meet in the world.

Siri's up in the bleachers, where they'll have a great view of the Yankees and Braves.

The recording artist, once named Pink, will be called beige when people realize that that's the color you get when you mix her name with the crap she records.

Thanks to advances in automation, Nike shoes will be made by robots.

Unfortunately, the robots will be made by Children in Malaysia.

Way will at last have definitive proof that Jesus is the son of God.

When Jesus borrows and Rex God's Chevy Cavalier, a man with a bulge in his crotch will be asked by his girlfriend if he has a banana in his pocket or if he's just happy to see her.

In fact, he will both be happy to see her and have a banana in his pocket.

From that point on, men with bulges will be asked.

Is that a banana in your pocket and or are you happy to see me?

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Wanted to see if it made my cheeks pink.

Shoe horns will stop helping feet slide into shoes and start trying toe bang the shoes themselves.

Oh, ancient scrolls will reveal that Noah originally planned on bringing three of each species on his ark not to save them from the flood, but just to see if any animals were into that kind of thing thing.

California Governor Gary Coleman releases all the inmates from the state penitentiaries in order to be reunited with the cast of different strokes.

Anna Nicole Smith will team up with the makers of Altoids mints to introduce their newest flavor, Winter Bacon Theo.

The line between Hasidic Jews and the Amish will further blur when the Amish start performing barn mitzvahs.

Rumors that Batman and Robin are gay will be confirmed when they legally changed their names to top man and bottom bars will serve a popular new drink called Jack Black and Coke.

It will be two parts whisky, one part Coke and three parts Wolf Pass batch.

We owe incredible more with Jack Black will be right back.