YOU TO BE A GAMBLING MAN BUT IF YOU HAD TO PLACE A BET ON TRUMP

OR BIDEN, WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR MONEY?

>> WELL, I WANT TO SAY BIDEN.

>> YEAH, OKAY, IAN, IAN?

>> ARE YOU A GAMBLING MAN?

I DON'T THINK ARE YOU A GAMBLING MAN.

>> I'M A RAMBLING MAN.

>> ARE YOU A RAMBLING PAN BUT NOT A GAMBLING MAN.

>> THAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR ALBUM.

>> RAMBLING MAN, NOT A GAMBLING MAN.

>> THE REASON I'M ASKING IS THIS BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY

ARE BETTING ON THE ELECTION RESULTS.

IN FACT, ACCORDING TO ONE GAMING SITE THE 2020 ELECTION COULD GO

DOWN AS THE MOST BELT ON EVENT IN HISTORY.

FINALLY SOMETHING TO BRING A LITTLE EXCITEMENT TO WHAT WOULD

HAVE OTHERWISE BEEN AN INCREDIBLY DUL EVENING.

I MEAN GAMBLING ON THE ELECTION RESULTS, WHICH MEANS PEOPLE ARE

GOING TO BE AT HOME WATCHING CNN LIKE COME ON, SLEEPY JOE, COME

ON, COME ON, JOE, DON'T SLOW DOWN, BUDDY, GO!

DID YOU KNOW I WROTE THOSE.

>> FROM YOU WRITING-- I NEVER TALK ABOUT IT ON THE SHOW.

I AM GIVING IT AWAY.

SOMETHING I LIKE TO KEEP PERSONALLY FOR ME BECAUSE I PUT

SOMUCH OF MY LIFE PUBLIC AND OUT THERE.

I'M NOT HITTING HIM, IT IS FOR ME.

WHAT?

COME ON, JOE!

>> WHOA.

CALM DOWN.

>> SHHH.

>> I GOT A TWEET TODAY, I WHREEP [BLEEP] YOU NOT FROM SOMEONE WHO

SAID, I WATCHED THE LAST TOOR SHOWS.

ARE YOU OKAY?

(LAUGHTER) I'M NOT BEING WEIRD, I WATCH THE

SHOW A LOT.

AND EVERYONE IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING.

JUST CHECKING IN, ARE YOU OKAY?

AND I DID REPLY.

CUZ I THINK IT'S EVIDENCE.

OF COURSE TRUMP AND BIEND ARE BOTH ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL AND

TODAY THEY BOTH HELD RALLIES IN TAMPA, FLORIDA.

I MEAN FIRST THEY LOST THE WORLD SERIES, NOW TRUMP VISITING THEM.

IT'S A ROUGH WEEK FOR TAMPA BAY.

BOTH CANDIDATES IT TOP STOPPED IN TAMPA ON THE SAME DAY, AN

OLD-FASHIONED TAMPA BAY SHOWDOWN.

THE GRAND PERS AND TAM PASSING THE TAMPA TWO STEP, THE MELEE IN

THE BAY, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TAMPA BAY, I'M MAKING THIS ALL

UP.

SORRY, I DON'T KNOW BUT AT TRUMP'S RALLY FIRST LADY MELANIA

TRUMP TOOK TO THE STAGE TO SPEAK ABOUT THE NEED FOR SOCIAL

DISTANCING WHILE SPEAKING TO A PACKED CROWD OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS

WHO WEREN'T WEARING MASKS.

>> THE PRESIDENT IS FOCUSED ON NOT ONLY DESTROYING THE VIRUS

AND BUILDING BACK THE ECONOMY, THEY ARE FOCUSED ON CREATING

WAYS FOR PEOPLE TO SAFELY STOP ISOLATING AND GATHERING WITH

FRIENDS AGAIN ON A SAFE DISTANCES.

>> WOW.

>> James: I CAN'T EVEN, I KBTS, CAN I, I CAN'T-- THAT'S

LIKE GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING AT A RALLY

WHERE NO ONE IS SOCIAL DISTANCE-- THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT

WAS HAPPENING.

WHEN DOES MELANIA READ THESE SPEECHES? IS SHE READING THEM

IN REALTIME?

RIGHT, THERE IS NO ONE THERE BOTHER TO LOOK AROUND AND GO OH,

THIS, THIS MIGHT FEEL WEIRD, NO?

THE ONLY PEOPLE AT THAT RALLY WHO ARE SOCIALLY DISTANT ARE

DONALD AND MEL ANIAN-- MELANIA AND THEY WERE DOING IT BEFORE

COVID.

AND ANOTHER POWNT TRUMP ATTACKED JOE BIDEN BUT ENDED UP INIS

THING HIS OWN FRIENDS.

>> I CAN MAKE APPROXIMATE A COUPLE OF TEESES GUYS, THEY ARE

FRIENDS OF MINE, THEY ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE, THEY ARE BETTER

THAN JOE REASONS REALLY?

WOW.

>> HE CAN LITERALLY SAY ANYTHING AT ONE OF THESE RALLIES AND

PEOPLE WILL CHEER.

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS FOR THOSE

GUYS IN THE CROWD.

THE PRESIDENT JUST CALLED THEM FRENSD.

WHAT?

TRUMP THEN WENT OFF TO CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF WHO RAN

THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL AGAINST HIM IN THE SENATE.

AND HE WAS VERY SPECIFIC IN HIS DESCRIPTION OF THE SCHIFF, TAKE

A LOOK.

>> RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA, AREN'T WE TIRED OF THIS CRAP.

I FEEL LIKE-- I SAW SCHIFF THE OTHER DAY, TWO DAYS AGO,

WATERMELON, HE LOOKED LIKE A WATERMELON HEAD, RIGHT.

>> James: WATERMELON, WATERMELON HEAD, WHAT YOU ARE

SAYING IS THAT MAN IS A JUMPING OFF POINT FOR A HIT HARRY STYLES

SONG.

THAT'S A SHAME.

KILLED ON ZOOM, THAT.

SUSAN, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT SONG BY HARRY STYLES.

>> I DO.

>> James: OH.

(LAUGHTER) I UNDERSTOOD ALL OF IT, IT JUST

WASN'T VERY FUNNY, YEAH, NO, YOU ARE RIGHT, IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

IT WASN'T.

IT WAS NOT THAT FUNNY, SUSAN.

YOU ARE BANG ON RIGHT.

MOVING ON, WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION

IN TEXAS HAS ASKED A WOMAN TO TAKE DUN HER INAPPROPRIATE

HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS BECAUSE THEY FEATURED SKELETONS POSED ON

STRIPPER POLES, RIGHT, HER THEY ARE HERE.

LOOK AT THAT.

I MEAN IT IS INAPPROPRIATE, THOSE SKELETONS SHOULD BE

WEARING MASK.

HERE'S MY THING WITH THIS.

I LIKE WHEN THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION SAID THAT THE

DECORATIONS WERE INAPPROPRIATE BECAUSE OF THE STRIPPER POLE,

NOT BECAUSE THEY SLOW DE CEASED LUMS.

WHOSE FLESH HAS ROTTED AWAY.

IT IS ROTTED AWAY, THEY WERE BURIED DECADES AGO AND THEIR

FLESH HAS BEEN EATEN BY MAGGOTS AND WORMS, EXOSED AND THEY SHOW

COME BACK TO LIFE AFTER THEIR FAMILIES HAVE MOURNED THEM.

THINK ABOUT THE GRIEVE AND THEY HAVE COME BACK, THE SKELETONS

MADE THE SKINS, SOME BOABS, THAT IS FEUN, IT IS THE FACT THAT

THEY ARE STRIPPERS.

AND I HONESTLY THINK THAT'S MY BEEF WITH HALLOWEEN, THAT IS MY

ISSUE WITH ALL OF THIS.

IS THAT IT'S JUST-- WE WERE GOING TO DO A STORY THE OTHER

NIGHT ABOUT A GUY, WE WERE-- A GUY WHOSE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS

WERE SO LIKE, THERE WAS A DIRE-- WITH WAS IT, LIKE THERE

WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, AND THE GUY HAD FALLEN OFF THE ROOF AND

HE HAD LIKE A WASHING MACHINE AND THE POLICE WENT AROUND

BECAUSE SOMEONE REPORTED A MURDER.

AND WE WERE GOING TO DO THIS STORY AND SEE THE-- WE COULDN'T

SHOW IT ON TELEVISION.

AND THAT'S HALLOWEEN IN AMERICA.

AND HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION ARE LIKE

WE'RE FINE WITH THE CORPORATIONS.

WE'RE FINE WITH-- YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, GET A REAL

SKELETON, A REAL ONE.

>> LIKE A FRESH ONE.

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, TO REALLY GET TO THE BOTTOM, WE

SHOULD SKILL SOMEONEK SKIN THEM AND THEN STAND OUTSIDE GO, OH,

YOU'RE FINE WITH IN.

>> Reggie: THAT WOULD BE.

>> THAT BE A REAL CARPOOL SCARY-OKE.

>> WOW, YOU'RE ON [BLEEP] FIRE TONIGHT, ARE YOU ON FIRE.

NOT ONLY HAVE YOU COME DRESSED AS A MECHANIC IN A SITCOM IN THE

'90S, IAN, A SITCOM, WHO FIXES THE BOILER, BUT LIKE WILL FROM

WILL AND GRACE.

>> I AM GOING TO OVERCHARGE FOR THE CARBURETOR.

SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T SHE.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: OH DEAR.

COME ON, WE'VE GOT VIN DIESEL COMING UN.

>> OH YEAH.

>> James: IS VIN DIESEL LISTENING.

>> HE MIGHT BE LISTENING, HE IS IN THE ZOOM.

>> James: I WOULD LOVE IT IF VIN DIESEL IS LISTENING.

VIN DIESEL WAS THE LAST GUEST ON THE SHOW WITH AN AUDIENCE.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> James: YEAH.

THAT SEEMS JEERS AGO.

WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO VIN DIESEL, EVERYBODY.

COME ON BACK.