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Soyou'veselected a cardsomewhereinthedeck, andthisis a moresurrealapproach, I supposethiotheconceptofsleightofhandbecause I'm gonnaaskyouquestions, and I'm gonnatrytolearnthingsthat I couldn't possiblyknowas a cluetofindingyourcard s so, uh, I'm gonnatrytospellthings.
Uh, yeah.
Here's what I'm gonnaaskyouthingsthat I couldn't knowinadvanceIf I askyouyournameorwhereyoulived I know.
Sowhatdoyourfavoritefish?
Youknow, where I live?
E youcreep.
Myfavoritefish.
Yourfavoritefish.
I loveswordfish.
Swordfish s W O R D fish F I s h swordfish.
There's nowaythat I couldhaveknownthat.
Swordfish.
Somepeoplesaythepenismightierthanthesword.
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Myfavoriteauthor S J.
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E l m a m a n.
Allright.
Andwhatisthecard?
Whichyouactuallytook?
Theone.
Canyoustillremember?
Itwas a longtime.
Thecan I sayyes, pleasefourofdiamonds, diamonds F Oh, yeah.
For u r o f d i a m o N d s thefourofdiamonds, Theo.
Onlything I knowisyou're a littleslowonyourspellingsometimeon.
For a manyourage, it's actuallyshocking.
Youhadtroublewithfish, and I hadthatscaredme.
Allright, let's Z I wannakickthingsup, and I'm I'm takingthisfromemerald, but I wannaknockthingsup a notch.
Butcanhethrow a cardandhavethatcardreturnedtohishand?
A simulacrumoftheAustralianBoomerang e knowwhatyou'resaying?
Sure.
Thismancouldthrowcardsandhavethemreturntohishand.
A simulacrumoftheAustralianboomerang.
Canhedefendhimselfagainstfruit?
Yeah.
Ladiesandgentlemen, I willnotwasteyourtimewithkumquats, pairsorprunes.
No, no, no.
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