the Krusty Krab, home to a full service kitchen,

dedicated employees, loyal clientele, and the sacred Krabby Patty Secret Formula.

Let's uncover the value of this culinary landmark on Bikini Bottom Real estate.

Located at 831 Bottom Feeder Lane, this quick service restaurant

has been a staple of bikini bottom for decades.

With little to no competition, independent owner, Eugene H. Krabs,

has been able to build a thriving, highly profitable business

with an extremely reliable customer base.

For more on that, we go to our consultant, Brian Bisque.

Mr Bisque, I believe your mic is muted.

Sorry about that.

Mr. Krabs has built a reputation as a local favorite.

And you can really taste that passion when you bite into the delicious, Krabby Patty.

For that reason, the place is never not packed.

He's right. Situated along a heavily traveled main road,

and walking distance to many local attractions,

the Krusty Krab is no stranger to large crowds.

From afar, the Krusty Krab is an eye catching and attractive,

free standing structure.

It's wooden lobster trap like appearance gives it a beautiful rustic look.

Popular nowadays amongst architectural connoisseurs.

For quick roadside service, travelers are able to stop by the drive-thru,

elegantly built by Mr. Krabs to maximize profits.

A menu board, made with old napkins and packing tape.

A microphone I made with some rusty tin cans I found

And this sign I made from an old...

Mom, I'm on a call.

They can hear, you know, stop vacuuming. Stop!

The drive through is really special.

It's made out of 100% recycled materials and zero carbon emissions.

Bravo and we haven't even talked about the interior yet.

Let's take a look inside, shall we?

Hello customers.

Nice [bleeping] day we're having, huh?

Immediately, the customer walks into a substantial seating area

completed with high ceilings.

I love love, love seating area.

The tables are made out of sailing ship wheels with wooden barrels to sit on.

I mean, the interior decoration is just brilliant.

and I also love how well maintained it is.

[screaming]

Make your way to the order station, shaped like the bow of a ship,

where you'll be greeted by the affable cashier Squidward Tentacles.

- Order up, Squidward. - Oh right.

directly behind the ordering station is where the magic happens.

Most would call it a kitchen, but we like to call it spongebob's office.

All hands on deck!

Set course for fall favors!

Ketchup and mustard off the port bow!

Open up the part about one Krabby Patty ready to set sail!

Grill, Fryer, Storage.

This kitchen has everything a cook needs for even the hungriest customers.

[music playing]

And don't forget about the crown jewel of this place, the Patty vault.

Just be very careful in there.

What's gonna happen? Am I going to blow up?

No worse. It'll go right to your thighs!

My thighs.

And then you blow up.

On the far left of the restaurant is Mr. Krabs' Office.

Styled with an antique trunk for a desk and wooden barrel chairs.

Behind Eugene, is a safe where he keeps his beloved money and the revered,

the cherished, the secret...

The Krabby Patty formula.

We all know what people come here for.

Friendly service, cutting edge technology…

These are your high quality beverage temperature devices, imported.

And also the only place in the world where you could get a Krabby Patty.

[mumbling]

Need a bathroom break?

There's one restroom located at the far back, right of the dining room.

It's equipped with three stalls hand washing sinks,

and is, of course, up to proper sanitary code.

Be sure to get under those fingernails.

And don't forget about the knuckles.

And make sure those bombs are squeaky clean.

Alright, let's see those hands.

Now, that's thorough.

I could go on for hours about the Krusty Krab.

Just know this place really has anything you can think of.

Massive ventilation system, surveillance room, underground lab.

It's more amenities than I even know what to do with.

Don't just take Mr. Bisque's word for it.

Here what some of the Krusty Krab satisfied customers have to say.

I feel like I could die!

[gasping]

and go to Heaven.

Ah!

Oh please sir. Stop. Don't. Stop.

The Krusty Krab is a staple of bikini bottom

because of its existing client base brand recognition

on low cost, high profit model.

This business is valued at 3.4 million dollars

and not for sale any time soon.

Woo hoo! Yeah! Woo Woo!

[laughing]

The Krusty Krab really should be the prototype for all service restaurants.

Just ignore it's outrageously high prices and the unethical treatment

of its employees.

Brian, I need your help.

And, uh, yeah, OK, OK, I gotta go.

Sorry, I gotta go. Mom, I'm coming. I'm coming, Mom.