I'm Orange.

- And I'm Pear.

Today, we're showing you

"How to become President of the United States!"

- [Orange] Finally, an episode I can use

in my everyday life.

I wanna be President so bad.

It's my dream.

- You sure about that?

'Cause I recall your life dream yesterday

was to fart the alphabet.

- And I achieved that dream, Pear.

Now, it's time for a new challenge,

bring out the babies.

- What?

(kissing)

- This is what politicians do, right?

They kiss babies.

(baby crying)

- Oops wrong end

(laughs).

- Ew, well, I've got some bad news for you,

it's very hard to become President.

First, you have to meet the requirements.

- Ah, man, there's requirements?

I bet you have to be at least this tall, right?

- Well, not necessarily, no.

- Oh, I bet you definitely can't be spherical, right?

- Well, no, you can be any shape under the sun.

- But you have to be human, right?

- Well, actually it doesn't say anything about that either.

- Oh wait, so you're telling me, I can be president?

- Well--

- I accept, thank you, thank you!

Bring those babies back over here.

(kissing)

- [Pear] Dude, would you stop kissing babies

and listen to me?

You're not president yet,

there's still a long, long way to go.

Next, you have to decide on your platform.

- [Orange] My platform?

Well, I usually go with the kitchen counter.

- [Pear] No, I mean, what issues do you believe in?

What do you stand for?

- [Orange] I don't stand for anything,

I don't have legs.

(laughs)

- But surely there's something you feel strongly about.

- Well, there is one thing, I'm against dancing hippos.

(baby crying)

- [Orange] Ah, was that a dancing hippo?

- [Pear] That was another baby, dude.

I know you're scared of dancing hippos,

but you got yourself completely psyched out right now.

- [Orange] What was that, what was that?!

- [Pear] Your own shadow, Orange,

this behavior is hardly presidential.

- I disagree, I too, am against dancing hippos.

- As am I.

- Me too.

- [Orange] Well hold on, you guys are anti-dancing hippos?

- Sure, we're pro-hippo, but we're sick

and tired of dancing all the time.

- We're so relieved to have a candidate

that finally sees the world we do.

- We'll vote for you and we'd love to help.

- Wow, well orange,

it looks like you've moved on to step three, the campaign.

This is where you get people excited to vote for you.

- No dancing hippos!

(crowd cheers)

And, no more Mondays.

(crowd cheering)

Oh, and no more waiting for dessert,

from now on everyone gets to eat dessert first.

Also, Wednesdays are gone too,

nobody really likes them and we're getting rid of them.

And we're gonna make balloons easier to inflate,

why don't they come pre-stretched, you know?

- Okay, seems like you mobilized your constituents

pretty nicely.

- Mobujized my who, huh?

Did I win, am I president?

- Congrats, Orange, you've been elected

President of the United States.

(gasping)

- Now remember, it's a very difficult job and not at all--

- I'm president, let's party!

- I'm so excited.

- Me too.

- I know I shouldn't, but I can't help it,

I'm so happy, I just gotta dance.

- [All] Yeah!

- Huh, no!

(screams).

(upbeat music)