Whilethatyoungboydrunkforover 40 years, JasonVorheeshasbeenthefaceoftheFridaythe 13thfranchise, thatistosay, ifhisfacewasn't hiddenbehind a hockeymask.
Sweetinnocents, Jason.
Ofcourse, Jasondidn't become a horroriconoffthebatoroffthemachete.
SowhatwouldhappenifJasonVorheeswas a reallifeslasher?
Let's cuttoit.
Youseewhatwedidthere?
Alright, badHalloweenhumor.
Let's go.
Whoareyou?
Whatareyoudoing?
Outofroughly 161 victimsthatJasonhasclaimed, a majorityofthemseemedtobeteenagers.
That's becauseJasondrownedwhile a coupleofcounselorswereshackingup.
Thecounselorsweren't payinganyattention.
Theyweremakinglove.
ScholarPhilipDimOurcalledtheoriginalFridaythe 13th, a cautionarytalethatsucceedsinwarningagainstthesexualimproprietyevenasitfetishizeisviolenttransgression.
Howmuchfurthertothelakewouldhavebeentherealreadyifsomepeopledidn't havetogotothebathroomeveryfiveminutesafter a coupleofilladvisedattemptstoreopenit, thecampwaspubliclycondemnedbylaw.