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  • Hi, everyone.

  • It's another episode of how to with pear and orange more in that lineup.

  • Take it again.

  • OK, It's another episode of how to with pair a way with me today.

  • Have no idea.

  • It's another episode of how to with pair.

  • Oh, I think we got it.

  • I said my name, right?

  • Yeah.

  • At this point, I don't even care.

  • We're moving on.

  • Who?

  • I was just good enough.

  • Yeah, this week.

  • Philippe wants to know how to get ready for school.

  • Felipe, you came to the right place for school advice because we got lots of class.

  • Yeah.

  • Wow.

  • All right, Step one for getting ready for school in the morning.

  • Put your alarm clock on the other side of your room.

  • That way, you have to get out of bed to turn it off.

  • It also helps if your alarm is loud and annoying.

  • Sounding true.

  • Hey, that's a good live clock sound.

  • I can't argue with that.

  • That's another winner.

  • Yeah, Yeah, we get it.

  • Orange.

  • That's a good one too.

  • E was not suggesting an alarm noise.

  • I was not suggesting an alarm noise was not suggesting an alarm noise.

  • Stop.

  • I will for now.

  • Step to multitask.

  • You could get ready for school way faster by doing little things at the same time using mouthwash while you do your hair or sign both shoes at the same time.

  • Dude, that's basically impossible.

  • Wow, I wouldn't know because I don't have hands.

  • Get three.

  • Be sure to eat breakfast.

  • It's the most important meal of the day.

  • And don't forget to multitask.

  • Brush your teeth and eat breakfast at the same time by eating toothpaste, dude, No.

  • Or eat breakfast in the shower.

  • Sons of time.

  • You really think that's good advice?

  • Dude?

  • Why God I always eat sake.

  • What?

  • Full side?

  • Love them.

  • You know how to save even more.

  • Die.

  • How?

  • Invent a machine that does all your morning tasks.

  • That one.

  • I got it.

  • Okay, that does not look safe.

  • One of the heck is there TNT at the end of it.

  • That's their That's their catapult.

  • You the school?

  • Super fast.

  • That way you don't have to take the super slow school, but see Oh, uh, okay, well, I'm glad that TNT wasn't to blow the video.

  • Of course not that P and G is there to blow the video up.

  • What?

  • Oh, hoodie who?

  • Pretty dudes.

  • Time for another.

  • How do with there in 18?

  • Oh, if this is on the A, that's right.

  • Because today we're showing you how Thio Ace a test.

  • Nice.

  • This couldn't come at a better time.

  • I could really use a good test score because you want to raise your G p a.

  • Now.

  • Now I get to the refrigerator door and I need a good test to cover it up before my mom sees.

  • How'd you dent the fridge?

  • Were you trying to get inside it or something?

  • Yeah, I guess I was really trying to be cool.

  • Well, orange.

  • You'll be happy to know that the steps for a sing a test are easy as pie.

  • Are you laughing?

  • Why did you draw a wavy table orange?

  • That's not a table.

  • It's pie.

  • I don't know why that pie looks like a table, but can we get back on topic?

  • Pair were supposed to be talking about a math test, not weird shaped desserts.

  • Well, apparently, orange still needs to tackle step one ahead of his math test.

  • Study that way.

  • Sorry, orange, but there are no shortcuts for retaining valuable information.

  • So grab a book check.

  • Find a quiet place.

  • Fun, which and in just the information copy that could use him.

  • Stop orange.

  • You're supposed to read the book, not ate it.

  • Well, how am I supposed to know that?

  • I'm running headlong into refrigerators?

  • We got pies that look like wavy tables.

  • And this is what doesn't make sense.

  • Let's just move on.

  • Step to get plenty of sleep.

  • That way, you'll be well rested.

  • By the time the test rolls around.

  • I didn't hear I got plenty of sleep.

  • How'd I do on the test?

  • What are you talking about?

  • Wait.

  • Orange.

  • Did you sleep through the test?

  • Sure it did.

  • Just like you told me.

  • Dio.

  • Look, you still have a few minutes to finish.

  • Just remember, Step three.

  • Don't get distracted.

  • By what?

  • By anything.

  • So don't get distracted by that butterfly.

  • Know that pie that looks like a table?

  • No.

  • Wow.

  • It really does.

  • Or what about that table that looks like a pie?

  • Do not get distracted by anything.

  • Even this conversation which took up a bunch of valuable time.

  • Time's up.

  • Pass your tests in, man.

  • Time's up because it's on a Step Four, huh?

  • Orange?

  • There is no step four.

  • That was your only shot.

  • Silly pair.

  • Of course there's a step for by a red marker.

  • A marker?

  • Why would you kill my hair?

  • Don't be so testy.

  • Oh, hey, How to you dio I'm orange and this is Paris underwear.

  • And today I promise we've got a super exciting episode of Mountain already for you guys.

  • Hey, get that outta here!

  • Yes, we sure dio this week.

  • Everyone wants to know how to be smart.

  • Yeah, man, that's not exciting.

  • This one sounds boring.

  • You know what?

  • You couldn't be more wrong.

  • Orange.

  • Nothing is more exciting than accruing knowledge and orange.

  • Are you asleep?

  • A nightmare that we were doing.

  • An episode of how to be smart.

  • Dude, we are doing that episode.

  • No, I'm still in it.

  • That's still a That isn't funny.

  • This is gonna be an awesome episode.

  • All right, Step one for becoming smart.

  • Read books.

  • He's already worse than I imagine.

  • Would you please stop?

  • I have a question that's wonderful questions or what drives academic discovery.

  • Alright, Go ahead.

  • Orange.

  • Is there a way that TNT could help me get smart No, because I really like TNT.

  • We know orange.

  • We know.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • She okay?

  • Step to go to school and orange.

  • I'm fastidiously.

  • You're obviously not.

  • If you want me to wake up, you're gonna have to turn on my alarm clock.

  • That is obviously just TNT.

  • Dude, I want my t and D pair.

  • I want my TNT.

  • Well, you can't have it.

  • All right, Step three.

  • Make sure the mathematical concepts you learn make sense.

  • I can't do it.

  • I'm sorry, pair, but it has to happen.

  • Math must go.

  • George, don't you do it.

  • Do not blow up math.

  • I'm gonna blow up Math.

  • Math is important.

  • Math is boring.

  • Don't come closer.

  • I'll do it.

  • Map could be fun.

  • Okay, listen.

  • Listen.

  • If I have three sticks of TNT and you have two sticks of TNT how many sticks of TNT do we have it all?

  • Oh, well, Hey, this is fun.

  • Say it again.

  • Say it again.

  • OK, but what about the Got my no fat.

  • What was that math problem again?

  • Orange.

  • The abuse there.

  • I've never been excited about before.

  • Give me with a toughie.

  • Orange.

  • What up?

  • Fruit lovers orange.

  • Here with my best friend in the world.

  • Not true.

  • And we've got an absolutely fantastic video for you today.

  • Okay?

  • That part is true today.

  • Origin.

  • I are going to show you how to make friend.

  • Great question.

  • I am sell the right person to answer it.

  • I got so many friends, I can't even count all of them on my fingers.

  • Do you have zero fingers?

  • Yep.

  • Yeah, get one for making friends Do funny stuff at all times.

  • Like yet?

  • Yeah s everything and making alarm clock noises with your mouth.

  • George George, why would you think making alarm clock noises would help you make friends?

  • Well, if someone isn't my friend, they obviously need toe Wake up toe have bloody I am folks, please ignore oranges.

  • Terrible advice.

  • Making friends isn't about being funny.

  • Of course not.

  • It's about being loud.

  • Thio folks, if you want to make friends, most important thing is to have confidence in yourself.

  • Actually, yeah, orange is a great example of being who you are, even if who he is is incredibly annoying.

  • Hey, I'm not annoying.

  • I'm okay.

  • Another important thing to remember when making friends is that they probably wanna be your friend too, so don't be intimidated.

  • That's right.

  • Don't let yourself be intimidated.

  • Intimidate them into being your friend.

  • Please, folks just ignore everything coming out of oranges mouth.

  • Can't ignore what comes out of my mouth next.

  • So Oh, moving on some good places to meet new friends, Air school, the playground or your neighborhood.

  • Sports teams are also a great way to meet new people and make friends.

  • I just joined the baseball team, actually.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Well, that's great.

  • What position will you play?

  • They didn't say.

  • Hey, my phone is a ball.

  • You guys.

  • Oh, you okay, dude?

  • I don't know.

  • Making friends is harder than I expected.

  • Hey, man, great job out there.

  • It was really cool.

  • You got hit in the face with that bat.

  • Oh, hey, Thanks, Orange.

  • I think he might have just made a friend.

  • Really?

  • You think so?

  • Yeah.

  • No, let me try something just to be sure.

  • E don't think he's my friend.

  • Words.

  • A simple wow.

  • I just got to say I am so excited for today's episode.

  • I don't know exactly what it's all about, but orange tells me it's school related.

  • Yeah, it sure is.

  • All right.

  • So what's the prompt?

  • How to study for a test, how to get straight A's close.

  • Today we're gonna show you how to escape from school, how to escape from school.

  • So get out your pencils and take some notes, folks, because we're about the school, y'all and how to ditch school thistle is not what I signed up for.

  • What distract your teachers?

  • You could make your get away through everyone.

  • Ignore the words coming out of oranges.

  • Mouth school is important.

  • You should not play hookey.

  • A spit wad always works pretty good.

  • Or you could let the class hamster out of its cage.

  • That's a classic tale.

  • That's it.

  • I'm cutting this video short.

  • This is supposed to be a positive, family friendly show, and we cannot.

  • Looks like there's a bit preoccupied.

  • Let's resume when your teacher looks away.

  • That's when you move on to step two.

  • Escape through the intricate now work of underground tunnels you meticulously designed and secretly dove over the course of several years.

  • I'm sorry, what did the hamster nibble?

  • Your years are presented, I said.

  • Escape for the intricate network of underground tunnels you meticulously designed and secretly dug over the course of several years.

  • No, I heard that part.

  • What I don't understand is how how do you design and dig an intricate network of tunnels?

  • Easy.

  • You just whip up some blood friends, make up some calculations, do some math, applied physics.

  • How you don't know physics.

  • You ditched school, remember how?

  • Wow.

  • Good point.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • You could just hire an engineer to make the blueprints using the money you earned at your job.

  • What job?

  • You don't have a job because you didn't go to school, remember?

  • Oh, wow.

  • This is a doozy.

  • Okay, okay.

  • We're starting over yet.

  • It's cool for several years and learn all the math and science you'll need in order to dig a series of escape tunnels.

  • Did you hear my evil laughter here?

  • Yeah, I did.

  • Orange.

  • Very evil plan you got there.

  • And then step to captain.

  • You graduated and receive your diploma escape through the tithe once.

  • I think we agree on the steps.

  • Orange.

  • Thanks for watching everyone remember to like and subscribe.

  • Get that?

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • I haven't gotten to step 30 I'm sorry.

  • I didn't know there was a step three.

  • Yeah, and it's separate.

  • Bonded Step three.

  • Now that you're not in school, do whatever you love and having absolute blast.

  • No, that's actually not bad.

  • And but yeah.

  • Wow.

  • I should have seen that coming.

  • Black, Yeah.

Hi, everyone.

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