FEMALE SPEAKER: I don't hang out with just anyone.

DAVID: I don't either.

FEMALE SPEAKER: I'm like being double-teamed.

DAVID: What the hell's going on?

FEMALE SPEAKER: I cannot account for

affairs of the heart.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

DAVID: So it's that simple?

Just--

OK.

BONNIE: Ha ha ha.

I know.

DAVID: Hey there.

CLOVIE: Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you?

DAVID: Nothing at all.

I happen to find this woman very attractive.

And I'd like to get to know her better.

Where are you from originally?

BONNIE: Boerum Hill.

DAVID: Hm, a Brooklyn girl.

Where's your mohawk?

[LAUGHTER]

CLOVIE: Hey that's my wife.

BONNIE: Not anymore, Clovie.

Not anymore.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: Where did I go wrong?

DAVID [SINGING]: Where did we go right?

CLOVIE [SINGING]: What's going on?

DAVID AND BONNIE [SINGING]: And will you

stay with me tonight?

With me tonight?

BONNIE [SINGING]: Never knew what love was meant to be.

Till you asked where I was from originally.

DAVID [SINGING]: I was hurt when my date kissed her

ex-boyfriend.

Bonnie you were sitting in your chair

having drinks with Clovie.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I want you back.

BONNIE [SINGING]: Clovie?

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I want you back.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change change.

You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: You'll have to change.

You'll have to change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: I will change.

BONNIE [SINGING]: Change change change.

CLOVIE [SINGING]: Change.

I will change.

BONNIE: Then I love you.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

DAVID : Well, guys, I guess that's just the way it goes.

It's like, them's the berries, you know?

Sometimes when you meet someone, and Clovie comes by,

and you don't know that you're going to lose out.

Then hopefully you meet someone else and oh--

you uh, find other ways to have fun.

See you next time.

[MUSIC PLAYING]