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  • HERE WE ARE, GANG.

  • ELECTION EVE.

  • THE BIG DAY IS FINALLY HERE.

  • IN 20 MINUTES IT WILL BE ELECTION DAY.

  • I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT.

  • HONESTLY, I'M NOT ENJOYING THE FEELING IN ME RIGHT

  • NOW.

  • HOW ARE YOU COPING, REGGIE?

  • ARE YOU DOING OKAY WITH ALL OF THIS?

  • >> I'M JUST PRETENDING LIKE I'M IN ANOTHER TIME

  • PERIOD, LIKE IT IS APRIL 4th, IT IS NO BIG

  • DEAL.

  • >> James: OKAY, THAT IS THE ADVICE.

  • HOW ABOUT YOU, IAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING WITH ALL OF

  • THIS?

  • >> I'M DOING TERRIBLE.

  • AFTER HALLOWEEN PASSED, I'M LIKE HALLOWEEN IS

  • NEXT, AND ONCE THAT WAS GONE, I'M LIKE OH, NO.

  • >> James: WAS LISTENING ON THE RADIO, AND ALL THEY

  • WERE TAKING ABOUT THE ELECTION.

  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LISTENED TO BACK-TO-BACK

  • MARIAH CAREY'S "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU."

  • I'M NOT JOKING.

  • THAT SONG SLAPS.

  • LOOK, YOU KNOW, IT IS HAPPENING.

  • WE'RE DOING IT.

  • IT IS HAPPENING.

  • AND IT REALLY IS GATHERING PACE, BECAUSE DESPITE A

  • BIG UPTAKE IN COVID CASES, TRUMP IS RUNNING AROUND TO

  • ALL OF THE KEY STATES.

  • DURING A MIDNIGHT RALLY IN FLORIDA LAST NIGHT, WHEN

  • THE ISSUE OF COVID AND DR. FAUCI CROWD SHOUTED FIRE FAUCI,

  • AND TRUMP SHI HINTED HE MAY JUST DO THAT.

  • >> FIRE FAUCI!

  • FIRE FAUCI!

  • FIRE FAUCI FIRE!

  • FIRE FAUCI!

  • >> President Trump: DON'T TELL ANYBODY, BUT

  • LET ME WAIT UNTIL A LITTLE BIT AFTER THE ELECTION.

  • >> James: SO THERE WE HAVE IT, DONALD TRUMP

  • WON'T LISTEN TO THE NATION'S TOP INFECTIOUS

  • DISEASE EXPERT, BUT HE WILL LISTEN TO THE CHANTS

  • OF AN ANGRY MOB.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: YOU THOUGHT

  • THE LAST FOUR YEARS WERE BAD, YOU WAIT, GUYS.

  • IF HE FIRES DR. FAUCI, WHO IS GOING TO TAKE THAT JOB?

  • LIKE WHICH DOCTORS IS, LIKE, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS

  • LIKE A GOOD JOB.

  • I'M QUALIFIED, TRUMP WILL DEFINITELY LISTEN TO ME.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: AND IN A RALLY

  • THIS AFTERNOON IN PENNSYLVANIA, TRUMP TALKED

  • ABOUT ATHLETES NOT STANDING FOR THE NATIONAL

  • ANTHEM, AND HOW THE NBA RATINGS DROPPED, AND HE

  • TOOK A SHOT AT LEBRON JAMES.

  • AND THE CROWD STARTED CHANTING LEBRON SUCKS.

  • >> President Trump: I FELT BAD FOR LEBRON.

  • I DIDN'T WATCH ONE SHOT.

  • I GOT BORED.

  • WHAT A CROWD.

  • >> James: YEAH, WHAT A CROWD.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> James: HE IS LIKE YOU

  • KNOW DIDN'T SUCK, EVERETT.

  • YOU KNOW THERE IS AT LEAST O

  • LOYAL, LOVES THE FLAG, NEVER WEARS A MASK, GREAT DOG.”

  • YOU KNOW THERE'S AT LEAST ONE GUY IN THAT CROWD WHO'S A

  • LEGITIMATE BASKETBALL FAN LIKE“" GUYS, I WAS WITH YOU ON 'FIRE

  • FAUCI,' I SHOUTED 'LOCK HER UP,' I'M WITH YOU 'HUNTER'S E-MAILS,'

  • BUT THIS ONE IS JUST A BRIDGE TOO FAR.

  • HE'S THE GREATEST OF HIS GENERATION."

  • TRUMP GOT THE CROWD TO TURN AGAINST LeBRON, BUT NOT EVERYONE

  • AGREED WITH DONALD TRUMP ON THAT, INCLUDING DONALD TRUMP.

  • BECAUSE HE'S PREVIOUSLY TWEETED THINGS LIKECONGRATULATIONS TO

  • KING JAMES ON WINNING ATHLETE OF THE YEAR AT LAST NIGHT'S ESPYS.

  • LeBRON IS ALSO A GREAT GUY!” ( LAUGHTER )

  • AND HE DIDN'T JUST TWEET SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONCE, BUT

  • FOUR TIMES.

  • IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE GUY HAS NO MORAL COMPASS OR CONVICTION OF

  • HIS OWN FEELINGS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT WASN'T JUST LeBRON WHO

  • WAS GETTING THE TRUMP TREATMENT AT THE PENNSYLVANIA RALLY.

  • HE ALSO WENT AFTER BEYONCE AND JAY-Z, OR AS HE SAYS, BEYON-SEE.

  • HE ALSO WENT AFTER BEYONCE AND JAY-Z, OR AS HE SAYS, BEYON-SEE.

  • >> James: YOU KNOW, BEYON-SEE, WITH THE SEE HIVE AND ALL THAT.

  • BUT THIS IS JUST WHAT THE AMERICAN VOTERS WANT TO HEAR THE

  • DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION: THE PRESIDENT NAME-DROPPING

  • CELEBRITIES.

  • AND IT DIDN'T STOP THERE, TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER BOTH LADY GAGA

  • AND JON BON JOVI.

  • >> LADY GAGA.

  • NOW HE HAS LADY GAGA.

  • I COULD TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT LADY GAGA.

  • I KNOW A LOT OF STORIES.

  • LADY GAGA, AND B JON BON JOVI.

  • EVERY TIME I SEE HIM, HE KISSES MY ASS.

  • OH, MR. PRESIDENT.

  • >> James: I WOULD LOVE TO BE THAT GUY.

  • JON BON JOVI IS AN ASS-KISSER.

  • WHAT DID YOU JUST SHOUT?

  • I DON'T KNOW, I'M CAUGHT UP IN IT.

  • I KIND OF FEEL LIKE THAT GUY HAS BEEN SITTING ON

  • THAT FOR A WHILE.

  • >> James: YEAH.

  • I LIKE THE MUSIC BUT THAT GUY KISSES ASS.

  • >> I SAW HIM BACK IN 1987 AT A RESTAURANT AND HE

  • TOLD THE CHEF THE SALMON WAS GREAT.

  • IT WAS NOT TRUMP SAID LADY GAGA IS NOT

  • GOOD.

  • BUT HERE'S THE THING: IN 2010, TRUMP TWEETED, “I SAW LADY GAGA

  • LAST NIGHT AND SHE WAS FANTASTIC!”

  • AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THE THOUGHT OF TRUMP

  • DANCING AT A LADY GAGA CONCERT IS INCREDIBLY DISTURBING.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ POKER FACE

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ( LAUGHTER )

  • >> James: I DO LIKE AND I RE SPE RESPECT HE ONLY DANCES

  • FROM THE WAIST UP.

  • THERE IS ZERO LEG MOVEMENT.

  • NOTHING FROM THE WAIST DOWN.

  • >> HE IS LIKE A DOLL AT CCHUNKY CHEESE.

  • >> James: HE IS LIKE THE DOLL YOU HAVE IN YOUR CAR

  • THAT WOBBLES.

  • HE IS LIKE, I KNOW THIS IS WEIRD, BUT IF I MOVE THE

  • LEGS, I COULD LOOK STUPID.

  • TRUMP REALLY ATTACKED EVERYONE, LEBRON JAMES AND

  • JON BON JOVI.

HERE WE ARE, GANG.

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