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>> ELECTION DAY IS COMING, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE STRESSED OUT
>> 選舉日即將到來,很多人都很緊張。
ABOUT IT.
關於它。
THEY'RE STRESSED OUT ABOUT THE OUTCOME AND STRESSED OUT ABOUT
他們對結果感到緊張,對自己的工作感到緊張。
THE POSSIBILITY THAT WE MIGHT NOT KNOW THE OUTCOME.
我們有可能不知道結果。
>> "A LATE SHOW" PRESENTS -- CALM.
>> "晚間秀 "呈現 -- 平靜。
>> RELAX, BREATHE, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFULLY, FRESHLY-MODE GREEN
>> 放鬆,呼吸,想象一個美麗的,清新的綠色模式。
LAWN.
羅恩:
>> CALM...
>> 冷靜...
NO, NOT THAT LAWN!
不,不是那個草坪!
HOW ABOUT THIS?
這個怎麼樣?
>> A PEACEFUL LAKE -- CALM.
>> 一個和平的湖泊--平靜。
GO BACK TO LAWN!
回到草地上!
YES, YES, A GENTLE STROLL IN THE EARLY MORNING DEW.
是的,是的,在清晨的露水中輕輕地散步。
>> CALM.
>>冷靜。
EARLY -- AXIOSAYS HE'S GOING TO DECLARE VICTORY EARLY!
早 -- AXIOSAY說他要早早地宣佈勝利!
>> CALM.
>>冷靜。
YOU KNOW HE'LL DO IT!
你知道他會做到的!
CALM, THE POLLS HAVE BIDEN AHEAD.
冷靜,民意測驗已經開始了。
>> DON'T TELL ME ABOUT POLLS.
>> 別跟我說什麼民意調查。
THE POLLS HAD HILLARY AHEAD.
民意調查顯示希拉里領先。
HOW DID THAT GO?
怎麼會這樣?
>> CALM, CALM -- ( BUZZER )
>> 冷靜,冷靜 -- ( 嗡嗡聲 )
>> COUPLE!
>> COUPLE!
CALM!
冷靜!
CALM!
冷靜!
CALM!
冷靜!
SCREW CALM!
冷靜點!
VOTE!
投票!
VOTE!
投票!
VOTES!
投票!
>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.
>> "晚間秀 "由史蒂芬-科爾伯特主持。這是 "晚間秀",有史蒂芬-科爾伯特。