People are still stressed about the election,

人們對選舉仍有壓力。

and I think we could all use a break, so right now we'd like to

我想我們都需要休息一下，所以現在我們想... ...

show you some uplifting, creative videos,

給你看一些振奮人心的創意視頻。

whether they come from quarantine

是否來自檢疫

or just stuff from around the country.

或者只是全國各地的東西。

It's time for "What Are You Doing Wednesday?"

現在是 "週三你在做什麼？"的時間。

♪ -What are you doing next Wednesday? ♪

你下週三做什麼？

♪ What are you doing next Wednesday? ♪

你在做什麼下週三？

-First up... [ Laughs ]

-首先...[笑]

This is good. I've never seen a cat relax like this.

這是很好的。我從來沒有見過貓咪這樣放鬆。

Check this out.

看看這個。

♪♪

♪♪

He's on his back.

他是在他的背上。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Look at that.

你看那個。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Yeah, I tell ya.

是啊，我告訴你。

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

I've never seen a cat on his back like that, man.

我從來沒有見過一隻貓像這樣揹著我，夥計。

That looks like me three days into my vacation in Mexico.

這就像我在墨西哥度假三天後的樣子。

[ Laughter ] Actually it looks like me

[笑] 其實它看起來像我

20 minutes into my vacation in Mexico.

我在墨西哥度假20分鐘了。

Next up, this toucan was hoping to have

接下來，這隻大嘴鳥希望能擁有

some of its owner's breakfast but ran into some trouble.

一些其主人的早餐，但遇到了一些麻煩。

Watch this.

看這個。

-You're actually not allowed to have doughnuts.

-其實你是不能吃甜甜圈的。

No. [ Laughter ]

沒有。 [笑]

You're not allowed to have doughnuts.

你不能吃甜甜圈。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Alright, so... [ Applause ]

-好吧，所以...[掌聲]

Froot Loops, yes, doughnuts, no? [ Laughter ]

果仁圈，是的，甜甜圈，不是嗎？[笑聲]

What are the rules?! [ Laughter ]

什麼是規則？[笑聲]

Tell me the rules.

告訴我規則。

Next up, Halloween may be over, but this woman

接下來，萬聖節可能結束了，但這個女人...

seems to like scaring her husband year-round.

似乎一年四季都喜歡嚇唬她老公。

Watch this.

看這個。

[ Car alarm blaring ] -Aah!

[汽車警報響起] 啊！

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

The husband was like, "Well, someone's horny."

丈夫就說："嗯，有人好色了。"

[ Laughter and groaning ]

[笑聲和呻吟]

What? Car horny!

怎麼了？汽車角質！

What are the rules?!

規矩是什麼？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

What are the rules?

規矩是什麼？

And finally, this bulldog... [ Laughs ]

最後，這個鬥牛犬... ...[笑]

I just like this.

我就是喜歡這樣。

This bulldog just wanted to relax on his hammock.

這隻鬥牛犬隻想在吊床上放鬆一下。

That doesn't make any sense, but anyways.

這沒有任何意義，但無論如何。

The bulldog just wanted to relax on a hammock,

鬥牛犬隻想在吊床上休息一下。

but luck wasn't on his side.

但運氣不在他這邊。

Just check out this guy.

看看這個傢伙。

Come on, buddy. Come on, bud.

來吧，夥計。來吧，哥們。

Come on, bud! Whoa! Nope.

來吧，夥計！哇！不對

♪♪

♪♪

There he goes. Oh, no!

他走了哦，不！

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

There you go, everybody.

給你，各位。

That was "What Are You Doing Wednesdays?"

那是 "週三你在做什麼"？