Pick up order.

Do I get my award now?

No. You have to take the tray to the customer.

Okay.

[burping]

Almost.

Try again. And this time make sure the food gets to the table.

- Like that? - Nope.

Barnacles!

Squirrels can do anything they want to.

I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.

Oh.

I don't like crusts on my sandwich.

It's a bun! It's all crust. How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?

- Happy? - Eee hee hee!

Room service! Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered.

Could you do one more thing for me?

Why don't you ask SpongeBob?

- Good idea, Squidward. - How may I serve you sir?

I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me.

Oh, yes sir!

Mmm.

[slurping]

A buffet fit for a king.

[burping]

- Tasty. - Listen, Patrick.

There comes a time in every man's life when he's gotta settle down.

You know, get a wife, kids, a father-in-law you give all your money to.

Uh huh, that's sounds great. Hey, can I get a little more ketchup?

How's about you pay the check instead?

Oh sorry, Mr. Krabs. No can do.

As king of Bikini Bottom, I am allowed to have anything I want.

- Isn't that right, SpongeBob? - That is correct.

Anything you want and it's all free.

All free?!

[sighing]

Ten seconds later.

[snoring]

My good man. How you doing?

- G-g-good. - Excellent!

Now, let's get down to busines.

- What's that? - It's your bill.

I don't have any money.

What? I thought you said you could pay for it.

Oh, I'm payin' for it alright.

[burping]

- Are you gonna eat that? - I was planning to. Why?

- I want it. - Hey!

What gives you the right to take my food?

Tell him, SpongeBob.

Pat, I'm not sure this is what being king is all about.

I thought you said I could have anything I want.

Was my bestest friend lying to me?

[laughing]

Don't be ridiculous, Patrick. I'd never lie to you.

Good! Now, tell him!

Hi. By proclamation of the Royal Ministry,

the King is entitled to get whatever he wants!

[laughing]

Oh.

[moaning]

What are you doing? You're wasting time!

Gotta warm up my taste buds first.

[cheering]

Son, can you eat faster?

Oh, faster?

Four and a half patties in one minute! While McNulty can eat a 100 in a minute!

But you know I think your teeth might be getting in the way a little bit-

Oh, why didn't you say so?

Ooh, I didn't know you had false teeth.

[laughing]

I don't.

There he goes!

Our champion!

He's so dreamy!

Come one, come all! This Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

It's a Founders Day Eatin' Extravaganza!

Watch our home town hero, Patrick Star, take down the malevolent mouth

from three towns over, Oswald McNulty! And see who takes the Patty Belt!

Say, can my little boy ask you something?

Are you the brave man that's gonna bring the belt back to Bikini Bottom?

[mumbling]

Inspiring words!

I hurted my foot on the playground.

Yeah, yeah, that's wonderful, move back.

But wait! Patrick Star is on the move and patties are starting to disappear.

Look at that little sea star eat!

He's inching closer to McNulty, and it looks like McNulty can feel the heat!

Never has there been a more pretentious display of competitive eating!

The amount of patties being consumed is astounding.

And now, yes, yes! Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty!

And they are tied as they come into the home stretch!

Both eaters are now so full they could barely eat but eat they do,

moving so slowly now.

One can't help but wonder if they are going to hit the patty wall at some point.

And, and... Both eaters have stopped!

Ladies and gentleman, he's pointing to his mouth, as if to indicate something.

Here you go champ, you can have mine.

[cheering]

And, he's eating! He's eating! The Great Starbino, is eating!

Patrick Star wins!

The Krabby Patties, they taste so nice that they… taste nice.

I got something for you from one friend to another.

No, no! I don't want to eat another one of those things!

Now, that's a real Krabby Patty.

[growling]

Uh! Gah!

[burping]

Tastes so nice that... uh.

[mumbling]

Say, that's a pretty neat trick.

I'm going to get some extra mayonnaise from the back.

No mayonnaise!

Okay.

Boy, do I feel better.

Oh, that's it. Chum is the killer.

Oh, a patty!

[laughing]

Ahh!

[moaning]

♪ You love me double patties And the triple patties fun ♪

♪ Me favorite's the patty-free patty Made cheap. It's just a bun ♪

♪ You bought the Hatty Patty To cover your lack of hair ♪

♪ You tried the Briefy Patty when You needed underwear ♪

♪ Buy some, buy some, buy some Krabby Patties ♪

♪ Buy some, buy some, buy some Krabby Patties ♪

♪ Remember the Paddy Patty, Painted up so nice ♪

♪ You'll like me newest patty bowl, It's frozen up in ice ♪

♪ With frozen Krabby Patties in Your freezer aisle ♪

♪ You can make your own right at home ♪

♪ [indiscernible] all the while ♪

Oops. Forgot the cheese.

Oh! Patrick! Patrick, help!!!

[mumbling]

Oh! I'm coming buddy!

[gasping]

[gasping]

Never get outta the bus, Patrick.

Never get outta the bus!

Who's hungry?

We are!

Amazing.

Lunchtime, everybody.