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♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: SO WHAT ARE YOU
你是什麼人?
DOING AFTER THIS?
在這之後做什麼?
OH, HEY.
哦,嘿。
WELCOME BACK.
歡迎回來。
THIS WAS AN HISTORIC ELECTION IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
這是一場具有歷史意義的選舉,在多個方面。
TODAY, WE FOUND OUT THAT JOE BIDEN HAS BROKEN PRESIDENT
今天,我們發現,喬-比登已經打破了總統。
BARACK OBAMA'S POPULAR VOTE RECORD SET 12 YEARS AGO.
巴拉克-奧巴馬的民意選票紀錄12年前就已刷新。
BARACK OBAMA, OR AS I'M NOW CALLING HIM, THE GUY WHO KNOWS
巴拉克-奧巴馬,或者我現在稱他為 "知道的人
JOE BIDEN.
JOE BIDEN.
SO IT'S CLEAR WHO GOT THE MOST VOTES.
所以很明顯,誰獲得了最多的選票。
WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE PRESIDENT.
我們只是不知道誰會成為總統。
WHY'S THAT, YOU ASK?
你問為什麼?
WELL, LIZ, IT'S BECAUSE OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
好吧,利茲,這是因為選舉學院。
WHAT'S THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, YOU ASK?
你問什麼是選舉學院?
FIRST, YOU NEED TO STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS OF YOUR
首先,你需要停止問你的這麼多問題。
TELEVISION, LIZ.
電視機,LIZ。
IT MAKES YOU LOOK CRAZY.
它讓你看起來很瘋狂。
AND SECOND, WE'VE CREATED A SHORT FILMSTRIP TO EXPLAIN.
其次,我們已經創建了一個簡短的電影之旅來解釋。
♪ ♪ ♪ >> THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE AND
>>選舉學院和。
YOU.
你。
EVERY FOUR YEARS, JOHN AND JANE Q. PUBLIC HAVE THE SACRED DUTY
每四年,約翰和簡-Q-公眾有神聖的責任
TO PICK AMERICA'S NEXT PRESIDENT, BUT NOT SO FAST,
挑選美國下一任總統,但不是那麼快。
JANE.
簡:
THE FOUNDERS WERE TOO WISE TO ENTRUST SOMETHING AS IMPORTANT
創始人太聰明瞭,不會把這麼重要的事情託付給別人。
AS DEMOCRACY TO THE PEOPLE, LIKE YOU.
作為民主的人,像你一樣。
INSTEAD, THEY CREATED THE MIRACLE OF THE ELECTORAL
但他們卻創造了選舉的奇蹟。
COLLEGE.
學院:
BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING EVERYONE ASSOCIATES WITH
因為如果有一件事大家都會聯想到...
COLLEGE, IT'S GOOD DECISIONS.
大學,這是好的決定。
WITH THE MIRACLE OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, WHEN YOU
有了選舉學院的奇蹟,當你... ...
VOTE, YOU'RE ACTUALLY VOTING FOR A SLATE OF ELECTORS, APPOINTED
投票吧,你實際上是在投票給一系列的選舉人,被任命的。
BY YOUR STATE'S LEADERSHIP, WHO THEN VOTE FOR YOU WHILE YOU JUST
由你的國家領導人,然後他們投票給你,而你只是。
SIT BACK AND ENJOY IT.
坐下來好好享受吧。
BEN FRANKLIN EXPLAINED IT THIS WAY: I LIKE TO WATCH.
本-弗蘭克林這樣解釋:我喜歡看。
THERE ARE 538 ELECTORS, ONE FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE HOUSE OF
共有538名選舉人,眾議院每位議員一名。
REPRESENTATIVES, AND TWO FOR EACH STATE'S SENATORS, NO MATTER
議員,各州參議員各兩名,不限。
HOW SMALL THAT STATE IS, GUARANTEEING THAT THE MILLIONS
那州有多小,保證了那幾百萬人的利益。
OF PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN LOS ANGELES CARRY LESS WEIGHT
住在洛杉磯的人中,體重較輕的人的比例。
THAN KEN, THE ONLY CITIZEN OF KEN, NORTH DAKOTA.
比肯,唯一的公民肯,北達科他州。
HE'S WORLDLY, HE MET AN HISPANIC ONCE.
他是世界性的,他曾經遇到過一個西班牙人。
THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA GETS THREE ELECTORS, BUT U.S.
哥倫比亞特區有三個選舉人,但美國。
TERRITORIES, LIKE AMERICAN SAMOA, GUAM, AND PUERTO RICO,
領土,如美屬薩摩亞、關島和普埃托里科。
GET ZERO ELECTORS FOR REASONS SCIENCE HAS NEVER DISCOVERED.
由於科學沒有發現的原因,獲得零選民。
IT'S A MYSTERY, LIKE ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS AND THE SASWATCH.
這是一個謎團,就像古代的天文學家和海豹突擊隊一樣。
OH, ALSO, THE SASCWAWCH GETS A VOTE.
哦,還有,SASCWAWCH得到了一票。
THE WINNER TAKES ALL THE, LECTORS IN EVERY STATE, EXCEPT
贏家採取所有的,講師在每一個州,除了。
MAINE AND NEBRASKA, BECAUSE...
緬因州和內布拉斯加州,因為... ...
NO REASON.
沒有理由。
NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE.
這一切都沒有任何意義。
THE STARS BLINDLY RUN.
星辰盲目地運行。
SELL ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS AND LIVE IN A CAVE.
賣掉你所有的財產,住在一個山洞裡。
THERE IS NO GOD.
沒有上帝。
WHERE WAS I?
我在哪裡?
OH, YEAH, THANKS TO THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, THE CANDIDATE
哦,是的,感謝選舉學院,候選人。
WHO GOT THE MOST VOTES DOESN'T ALWAYS WIN, GIVING US HISTORY'S
誰得票最多不一定贏,讓我們看到了歷史上的。
GREATEST PRESIDENTS, LIKE JOHN QUINCY ADAMS, RUTHERFORD "B"
最偉大的總統,如約翰-昆西-亞當斯,魯特福德 "B"。
HAZE, GEORGE W. BUSH, AND DONALD TRUMP, A REAL WHO'S WHO OF WHO
霧霾、喬治-W-布什和唐納德-特朗普,一個真正的名人錄。
YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR.
你沒有投票給。
THANK YOU, ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
謝謝你,選舉學院。
BUT DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT YOUR VOTE NOT MATTERING.
但不要因為你的選票不重要而感到難過。
CHANCES ARE YOUR ENTIRE STATE'S VOTE DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE
你的整個州的選票都不重要,因為......。
THANKS TO THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, CANDIDATES CAN IGNORE MOST OF
由於選舉學院,候選人可以忽略的
THE STATES AND FOCUS ON THE ONES THAT TRULY REFLECT EVERYDAY
國家和關注真正反映日常的國家
VOTERS, LIKE FLORIDA.
選民,喜歡佛羅里達州。
IT'S FULL OF AVERAGE AMERICANS, LIKE GATOR PETE, AND THIS
它充滿了普通的美國人,像GATOR PETE,和這個。
100-YEAR-OLD BILLIONAIRE MOUSE THAT LIVES IN A CASTLE.
住在城堡裡的100歲億萬富翁老鼠
OUR ELECTIONS FOCUS ON FLORIDA IS WHY AMERICA HAS POLICIES LIKE
我們的選舉焦點在佛羅裡達州,所以美國才會有這樣的政策。
THE CUBAN EMBARGO, AND THE ABILITY TO WRITE OFF YOUR JET
古巴禁運,以及能不能把你的飛機註銷。
SKI AS A HOME OFFICE SPACE.
滑雪作為家庭辦公空間。
SO THE NEXT ELECTION YOU FIND YOURSELF SAYING, "HOW IN THE
所以下一次選舉時,你會發現自己說:"怎麼會這樣?
HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?" REMEMBER, IT'S NOT HELL.
地獄發生了什麼?"記住,這不是地獄。
IT'S THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
這是選舉學院。
BECAUSE THERE'S NO "U" IN DEMOCRACY.
因為民主制度中沒有 "U"。
BUT THERE IS A WYYYYY!
但是有一個WYYYYYYY!
>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY LEON
>> Stephen:我們很快就會回來,給大家帶來萊昂的表演。
BRIDGES AND LUCKY DAYE.
橋和幸運大業。