Hi!

嗨！

Welcome to Australia

歡迎來到澳洲

where everything is

在那裡

UPSIDE

UPSIDE

DOWN!

下來！

See, at any university

你看，在任何一所大學

if you get a D on your exam

如果你的考試得了D

you have failed

你失敗了

But in Australia

但在澳洲

D is great!

D是偉大的！

It means distinction

意思是區別

There is no A

沒有A

Tipping in Australia is not required

在澳洲不需要支付小費

What you see here is what you pay

你在這裡看到的就是你付出的

Unlike in the U.S.

不像在美國。

where you gotta pay tax and tip on top

稅和小費的地方

In Australia

在澳洲

the water flushes the opposite way

反其道而行之

People drive on the opposite side

人們在對面開車

and weather is the complete opposite

和天氣完全相反

December is hot

12月很熱

and July is cold

七月寒窗

That's why Santa is naked!

這就是為什麼聖誕老人是裸體的！

And most surprisingly the word c***

而最令人驚訝的是c***這個詞。

is used a lot!

是用得很多的!

"Hey, c***!"

"嘿，c***！"

"How are ya?"

"你好嗎？"

"I'm good c***, yourself?"

"我是好丙***，你自己呢？"

"Good man!"

"好樣的！"

I'm serious

我是認真的

WATER

水

WEATHER

天氣

LANGUAGE

語言

GRADES

級別

TIPS and

TIPS和

DISTANCE

距離

are all done

都完成了

the opposite way!

反其道而行之

Maybe that's why they call

也許這就是為什麼他們叫

AUSTRALIA

澳大利亞

AUSTRALIA THE COUNTRY

澳洲國家

DOWN UNDER!

在下面！

See you tomorrow!

明天見！

That's one minute

一分鐘就到了