Joe Biden urged voters to display the sort of patients they're going to need a hundredfold when he's the president.

Democracy, sometimes messy, it's sometimes requires a little patience is well, but that patience has been rewarded now for more than 240 years with the system of governance, governance, and that's been the envy of the world.

He's absolutely right.

America is the envy of the world, and if you disagree, we will turn you into a crater.

For his part, President Trump is throwing all his energy into keeping this race alive and well on eight Chan message boards.

If you count the legal votes, I easily win.

If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us.

A challenge Joe and every Democrat to clarify that they only want legal votes because they talk about votes.

And I think they should use the word legal legal votes.

We want every legal vote counted, and I want every legal vote counted.

We want openness and transparency.

No secret count rooms.

No mystery ballots.

Classic rookie autocrat Mistake toe only.

Learn how the election works after the election.

Well, let's open up the election of it and see if our country is done.

Smoldering yet Joe Biden leaves the Electoral College 253 to 214 with all eyes on Nevada, Georgia, Pennsylvania in Arizona, where counting continues in those states.

Defense.

No one could have predicted Election Day was coming.

Jose, Does Trump have a Rocky Island path to a Jeffrey Epstein Temple of Victory here?

Uh, no.

Like there's I don't see a path outside of the conspiracy theories that has been kind of roiling around.

And for me, though, I have to say, like what I find most troubling is that millions of people voted for him like people voted for him to be this crazy.

Well, personally, I think the fact that Biden is squeaking past is a testament to the great work of the Lincoln Project, peeling away those remorseful 2016 trump voters by the negative dozens.

Hold on, guys.

We got to stop counting these votes from the very beginning.

Americans have no business deciding who the president should be.

They're not the president.

Technically true.

Here's the latest on the congressional elections where down ballot Democrats made Biden's underwhelming performance looked great compared to their belly flop.

Phil Gaz.

Um, over in the Senate, it's all tied up at 48 seats.

With both of Georgia's seats leaning Republican, this means a renewal of everyone's favorite buddy comedy.

Chuck Schumer smiles as Mitch McConnell feeds him our ramen bowl of wet turds.

Meanwhile, in the House, Democrats enjoy a 291 93 advantage, but Republicans gained six seats faster than Robby Mook in Sync.

The Democratic Party.

Now Democrats can have the house, but they will never take away the uneducated white vote.

And as soon as the US uneducated whites figure out how to fill in a bubble without thinking it's a black jellybean and eating the ballot, it's over for you.

Host, I got to say the Democrats put so much money behind centrist losers and then so many more progressive leftists, one that means progressives gained relative strength in the party.

One Kenly wonder if this was Pelosi's plan all along, and one can realize it wasn't president.

Trump dispatched Eric and Rudy Giuliani to Pennsylvania, his crack team of men who can handle anything but Sasha Baron Cohen in a wig.

Not a single Republican has been ableto look at any one of these mail ballots.

They could be from Mars, as far as we're concerned, or they could be from the Democratic National Committee.

Joe Biden could have voted 50 times.

As far as we know, with 5000 times we can report, Giuliani's microphone has been placed in the same room.

They put the firefighters clothes from Chernobyl.

It's also wildly unrealistic to think that Joe Biden has the mental wherewithal to fill in one bubble, let alone 5000.

Yeah, turning now to Nevada, where White House operative Match Slap is trying to delegitimize results with the enthusiasm he usually reserves for unleashing covert upon CPAC attendees.

If you are not allowed in to see the process both sides and all of you in the media, so that there is transparency so that there's meaningful observing of these ballots that calls into question what those results will be, Match slap truly is made for this moment or destroying a figure.

Skaters knees outside of practice rank.

Jose does anything say good faith, defense of the legal process, like sending into tomato red men without law degrees.

I think President Trump is just desperate in anything he could do.

If you can bring voters in from Mars and Venus, I'm sure he will.

You know, Matt Schlapp was performing these same anti Democratic stunts during the Florida recount in 2000.

For the Republican Party to survive, I think it needs to start prepping the next generation of creepy, depraved operatives.

Trump's henchman are right here, Guys, I need to see each and every ballot.

If I'm gonna believe the results, I don't even believe Biden won California.

I'm not sure that he's running for president, to be honest, and I won't be until he sits on my face and says So This is not the Republican Party I know The Republican Party I know, was much more subtle about their subversion of democracy.

Really sad.

Now we turn to the White House, where Donald Trump is painfully confronting the idea of a loss, According to one of his two remaining staffers, who hasn't been fired.

Her hospitalized, CNN's Dana Bash says a source tells her Trump is feeling down and starting to see this slip away.

I don't blame the guy.

Frankly, losing to a Democrat is utterly humiliating.

Rumors are circulating that after Trump's next career as a super spreader event planner, he will run again in 2024 a race he will almost certainly win because life in America is just like that.

There are some aides and advisers who are starting to talk about the potential.

Not only that the president is going to lose this election, but that he may mount some sort of resurrection run in 2024.

This possibility has been discussed.

I'm told inside the Trump campaign by some aides and advisers, and that some have even talked about it with the president himself a reality TV star as president.

Now I've heard everything.

It's ridiculous.

Jose, do you think Trump has a shot in 2024 after America's resounding negligible rebuke?

I think, he asked, Absolutely, has a chance in 2024.

I think I think this is way bigger than this election.

Imagine if Trump had run on actual disciplined strategic campaign.

The fact that it's still disclose with everything that has happened just in the past few months because of the pandemic.

The fact that it's still disclose tell you that at the very heart of our of our crisis right now is actually us.

I mean, a lot of this is on white women, Not me, though I'm not convinced Trump could win the party nomination in 2024 even though his strategy of blatantly appealing to white nationalism directly aligns with the party platform for some reason or other, I don't think it will happen again.

Wow.

I don't see anything wrong with America right now.

Trump is an absolute badass for considering a run in 2024.

These dirty lives will probably throw him in jail by then.

So my boy is probably gonna Shawshank his way out.

And Mr Trump hit me up If you need me to sneak into prison.

Ah, Couple posters of them gorgeous Payless shoe models.