Haveyoueverwentto a restaurantanddidn't tipthewaiterorwaitress?
No.
No.
Areyoulying?
Ah, yeah.
Haveyoueverusedyourfametogetoutoftrouble?
No.
E thinkit's welldocumented.
IfyouGoogleme, then e, I havenopowerabilitytogetoutoftrouble.
Hasmycelebrityorfamegottenmeoutoftrouble?
Yes.
Haveyoueverusedit?
Well, I'm justsayingthat, umonetime I made a rightonredinNewYork.
I didsomething.
I wasposted, myboyand I cutoff a copand I cutoff a copjustbecauseyouknowinNewYork, it's survivalofthefittest, right?
Likethedrivingthere.
I didn't getmydriver's license, so I was 20.
Andso I basicallylearnedhowtodriveinNewYork, and I movedtherein 21.
Anyways, I cutoffthecop.
Myboyislike, Whatareyoudoing, Bob?
Tripping.
I'm laughingbecause I'm a 22 yearoldidiot, right?
SothecopcomesinandgetsmygirlslikeyoureJeffersonwaslike, Yeah, goesbacktohiscarandhegoes, hepullsouttheNewYorkPost, and I thinkwehadjustbeattheKnicksbefore, andmaybe I wasstilldrunk.
And, um, my I wasonthebackpageofthepost.
Hegoes, hebringsthepost.
Orhegoes, AreyouthisRichardJefferson?
And I waslike, Yes, sir, yougotHowareyoudoingit?
Sothat's howthat's howShoutouttotheNYPD.
Youonlyarrestedmeonetime.
Youevergivensomeone a fakenumberforsure?
Yeah.
Familymembers.
Uh, youfirst.
I don't evenfakenumbersofpeople I workwiththat I seeeveryday?
Yes.
Didyouevershootyourshotandgetcurved?
Oh, yes.
Likeyouknow, it's likeit's likelikegirls.
Likethat's notevenshootingtheirshot.
Thegirlsjusthavetosayyesorno.
Exactly.
Prettymuch.
Yeah.
We'vegotallthetry.
Theonetime I I shotmyshot.
I marriedthedudefouryearslater.
Sohaveyoueverbeeninhandcuffs?
Yes, butnotbecause I wasarrested.
Okay, nextquestion.
Thisisamazing.
Has a celebrityevertriedtoslideinyourdams?
Yeah.
Yes.
No, you'recelebrity, butwecan't wait.
Well, okay, well, what?
What?
Wait, Wait.
Okay, SowhenwewhenwesayOkay, so I justletmesaythis.
Letmesaythis.
Letmesaythat I justgotinstagramyearand a halfago, right?