Name: MR. KRABS Timeline!KRABS時間線!⏰ 20年的可怕的老闆｜海綿寶寶的故事 (MR. KRABS Timeline! ⏰ 20 Years of Being a Horrible Boss | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2020-11-07T19:25:57.000Z
Duration: 8 min 17 s

- 蟹老闆，能給我加薪嗎？- 不可以

What doesn't kill you usually succeeds in a second attempt.

沒有殺死你的東西通常會在第二次嘗試中成功。

嗯，你為什麼要吃我的靴子，蟹老闆？

- How about a discount on restroom tokens? - Afraid not.

- 廁所代幣打折怎麼樣？- 恐怕不行。

Mr. Krabs, I know I put pickles on that Krabby Patty.

蟹老闆，我知道我在那個蟹皇堡上放了泡菜

That two bucks is coming out of your paycheck.

這兩塊錢是從你的工資里扣出來的。

How's about you go catch me some of those little money fish?

你去給我抓幾條小錢魚怎麼樣？

Well, keep dreaming, this'll be on your time.

好吧，繼續做夢吧，這個就拜託你了。

You're making me pay you to stand at the cash register?!

There's gonna be a few changes around here!

Every time I catch you two goofing off, I'm going to charge you for it.

每次我抓到你們兩個在胡鬧，我就會向你們收費。

I always keep it at the back of the register for luck!

我總是把它放在收銀臺的後面，以圖好運!

with your hand on a stack of Interpretive Dance Quarterlies?

手裡拿著一疊《Interpretive Dance Quarterlies》？

Well, the way I see it there are three possibilities.

Pinch-o-matic為你節省了5. 2美分。

But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.

但是，蟹老闆，我在烤架下發現了它

And tomorrow, a customer will find it under his bun.

而明天，顧客會在他的包子下面找到它。

You're not to make another Patty until that one is sold.

你不能再做另一個Patty，直到那一個被賣掉。

That depends. How much money we talking about?

那要看情況我們說的是多少錢？

You don't hear SpongeBob complaining, do you?

You could learn a few things from that boy.

你可以從那孩子身上學到一些東西。

All right, you can sit down for five minutes.

You know, in that fit of maniacal rage, I may have destroyed the restaurant,

你知道嗎，在那場狂怒中，我可能已經毀了這家餐廳。

scared away all our customers, and forced us into bankruptcy

嚇走了我們所有的客戶，迫使我們破產

because I returned nearly every penny I sold this stink heap for,

因為我幾乎每一分錢都退了回來，我賣了這堆臭氣。

And I got back the love of me dear friends.

而我也找回了我親愛的朋友們的愛。

Individuation of the end user will substantially broaden

終端用戶的個性化將大大拓寬。

the probability of multiple subsequent visits,

generating an inverse negative revenue margin

of three quarters of a half of one percent.

Meaning, if you call the customers by their name,

意思是，如果你叫顧客的名字。

they keep coming back to spend more of their green backs!

他們一直回來花更多的綠色背影!

So I want you two to learn the names of every customer.

所以我想讓你們兩個瞭解每一個顧客的名字。

If Krabby Patties are illegal now, aren't we breaking the law?

如果現在蟹皇堡是非法的，那我們不是犯法了嗎？

通常在第二次嘗試中就會成功。

But what does that have to do with making Krabby Patties?

但這和做蟹皇堡有什麼關係呢？

Nothing! But if don't get out there and start cooking,

沒什麼！但是，如果不出去，開始做飯。

我以前有腎結石！我以前有腎結石！

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