Uh, rightnow, CharlotteMainandandAndJenna, youguys, uh, mas I'm veryhappyyou'rehere, but I gottatalktotheseguysforjust a secondbecausetheywereherefouryearsago.
I'veagedmanydecadesinthepastfouryears, so I'm tryingtobe a littleoptimistic, youknow, tonightonthebrightthatit's it's a bignightforwomenwho, uh, tolistentotheirhusbands.
I camefromCaliforniaandNevadatobe a pollwatcherwiththeNevadaDemocraticPartyandinthetrainingthatsaid, JustbeonthelookoutforanyRepublicanswhomightshowupwithguns.
I feltlike a coachfor a trackteamthatwasjustreallyslow.
Andattheendofthetrackrace, alltheygetis a stickerandmaybe a newpresident.
I don't know, maybemaybeJenna.
Fouryearsago, youexpressed, uh, in a verypithywaythat I won't necessarilyrepeatthatyouwereworriedafteritturnedoutthatDonaldTrumpisgonnabepresidentaboutthestateofwomen's reproductiverights.
I think a lotofIranianimmigrantsthinkthatTrumpissomehowgoingtogetridoftheIslamicRepublicofIran, which, let's behonest, it's anoppressivegovernment, butthere's noplan.
Theirmatteroffact.
I wasplayingsocceronetime, andthisonePersiandocomesuptome, goesmas.
I'm a bigfan, butpleasestopmakingfunofTrump.
I go, Whyhegoes, he's goingtogetridofthemullah's.
I go.
Howhegoes.
I don't know.
He's justfuckingcrazy.
I waslike, Thatcan't be a strategy, bro.
That's not a foreignpolicy.
Youcan't justsaythat.
Sowe'reat a pointwhere a lotoftheseguysarelikethatandthen I havebuddieswhohavegonedowntheCubanonRabbitholeand I'm ontheselikemessageboardswiththeirtextwiththesepeopleandthey'llcomeatme.
I'vebecomeliketheguytheycometo.
I feellike a politicalscienceteacherforanonlinecollege.
Andtheycomewithmewithalltheirwackytheories.
Andthey'relikeWhataboutwhataboutthis.
Whataboutwhataboutfive G?
And I'm like, Whataboutwhatthehelliswrongwithyoupeople?
AndifwegetthemintheWhiteHouseandhelpthemfliptheSenate, wegotcleardemandsWeneedtogetmet, and I'm gonnabeholdingdemocratsaccountabletomakesuretheykeepthosepromises.
Well, uh, CharlotteMainJennamas.
Thankyousomuchforbeinghere.
Andtheysafebypotato.
joiningmenow.
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