Uh, we have so much show tonight, but I do have to mention something up top.

呃，我們有這麼多的節目今晚， 但我不得不提的東西在上面。

Ah, while a while ago, um, I decided to make a little bit of, ah career change on.

啊，雖然前段時間，嗯，我決定做一點，啊職業轉換上。

Some of you may be aware of this.

你們中的一些人可能知道這一點。

I decided to take my unique mix of musical ingenuity, which I obviously have.

我決定把我獨特的音樂創造力混合起來，我顯然有。

Thanks for going along with that, uh, show business cloud and natural teaching skills and combine them all and channel them into a very special project which we tried out here on this show.

謝謝你的配合，呃，展示商業雲和自然教學技能，並將它們結合起來，並將它們引導到一個非常特殊的項目中，我們在這個節目中進行了嘗試。

That project was the formation of my own brand new boy band.

那個項目就是組建我自己的全新男孩樂隊。

Yeah, a very, very talented group of young men who I named dudes a plenty, Which is?

是啊，一群非常非常有才華的年輕人，我給他們起了很多名字，哪個是？

Dudes with a Z A plenty.

有Z A的帥哥很多。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

And, um Well, anyway, here's, uh here's a glimpse of, of of, of what happened back then.

而且，嗯... ...好吧，反正，這裡的，呃... ...這裡的一瞥， 的，當時發生了什麼。

I think this is about a year ago.

我想這是一年前的事了。

Here's what happened.

事情是這樣的

Way.

辦法。

I wish you were my baby.

我希望你是我的寶貝。

I'll make you make a babe, you know?

我會讓你做一個寶貝，你知道嗎？

And there was I worked with these guys.

還有就是我和這些人一起工作。

Quick glimpse of what way?

快速瞥見什麼方式？

And frankly, we were poised to conquer the music world because boy bands were huge.

坦率地說，我們已經準備好了征服音樂世界 因為男孩樂隊是巨大的。

I was gonna make a lot of cash.

我本來要賺很多錢的。

Then, to be perfectly honest, I forgot about them completely.

然後，說實話，我完全忘記了他們。

Yeah.

是啊。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

I'm I'm just a busy guy, you know, I gotta talk to David Hasselhoff and act like an ass.

我... ...我只是個大忙人，你知道，我得跟大衛-哈塞爾霍夫說話，像個傻瓜一樣。

And I got busy and the whole thing slipped my mind for, like, a year.

我變得很忙，整個事情忘了我的腦海裡，大概有一年的時間。

Okay?

好嗎？

Theun Recently, I remembered Oh, my God.

Theun 最近，我想起了Oh, my God.

I formed a boy band.

我組建了一個男孩樂隊。

Dudes.

帥哥

It plenty.

它很多。

I decided I'm gonna get him back together.

我決定要讓他重歸於好。

Okay?

好嗎？

But this time I'm gonna go all the way.

但這次我要全力以赴。

I'm going to shoot a music video, a big time music video with dudes of plenty and get it on rapid rotation.

我要拍攝一個音樂視頻，一個大時代的音樂視頻 與帥哥的充足 並得到它在快速旋轉。

So we did that.

所以我們就這樣做了。

And here's here's a behind the scenes look of us making the video and then the video.

而這裡是我們製作視頻的幕後花絮，然後視頻。

It's all pretty amazing.

這一切都很神奇。

All right, let's listen up.

好吧，讓我們聽起來。

How's it going, guys?

怎麼樣了，夥計們？

Good.

很好啊

How is dudes of plenty doings?

如何是帥哥的大量做？

You're doing okay.

你做得很好。

Alright, alright.

好吧，好吧。

Quickly.

迅速地。

I want to apologize.

我想道歉。

I know.

我知道，我知道

I promised you guys we were going to the top of the charts with that last song.

我答應過你們，我們要用最後一首歌登上排行榜的榜首。

Things didn't work out.

事情沒有解決。

I blame you.

都怪你

Bad performance, bad execution.

表現不好，執行力差。

What have you guys been up to?

你們最近在做什麼？

What have you been working at just, uh, target working at a target store.

你一直在做什麼工作，只是，呃，目標工作在目標商店。

What you've been doing baby sitting.

你一直在做什麼保姆。

Okay, you guys are pathetic.

好吧，你們是可憐的。

But I'm gonna give you a second chance.

但我會給你第二次機會。

Guys, we're gonna make a video about a number that no high fiving.

夥計們，我們要做一個視頻 關於一個數字，沒有擊掌。

What?

什麼？

You guys do something different.

你們做一些不同的事情。

Rub heads high.

把頭擦高。

It's actually rubbing e want heads rubbing.

這其實是在蹭e要頭蹭。

That's what you guys do.

這就是你們的工作。

Other people, not fast.

別人，不快。

Other people slapped five.

別人打了五個耳光。

You guys rub your heads, right?

你們揉揉腦袋吧？

You've been drinking.

你一直在喝酒。

You smell like you've been drinking.

你聞起來像喝了酒。

Cool.

爽啊

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You should start drinking right away.

你應該馬上開始喝酒。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Once you see the alcoholic in the group, All right, You have a real problem.

一旦你看到組裡的酒鬼，好吧，你有一個真正的問題。

You're gonna be the alcoholic.

你會成為一個酒鬼。

Six months from now, you're gonna drop out of the group.

6個月後，你就會退出這個組織。

You guys were gonna have his back, you're gonna wait for him, and then he's gonna come back into the group.

你們本來是要支持他的，你們要等他，然後他就會回到隊伍裡來。

All right?

好嗎？

He's gonna say he's better.

他會說他更好。

A month later, he's gonna be found dead on the floor of a bathroom.

一個月後，他就會被發現死在浴室的地板上。

You okay with that?

你沒問題吧？

Just do it.

就這樣做吧。

It's gonna be fun.

這將是有趣的。

So I got some new song.

所以我有一些新的歌曲。

I got some really good songs.

我有一些很好的歌曲。

Girl, You must be from enough of a time one where awesomeness waas not confined because awesomeness is awesome, Baby, Not like you.

姑娘，你一定是來自一個足夠的時代... ...在那個時代裡，驚奇是不受限制的... ...因為驚奇就是驚奇，寶貝，不像你。

You so awesome!

你真厲害！

I say, Hey!

我說，嘿！

Hey!

嘿！

Not boo!

不是噓！

Yeah!

是啊！

Get so awesome, baby.

變得這麼厲害，寶貝。

But drinking lots of awesome juice.

但喝了很多厲害的果汁。

Awesome juice has worked.

厲害的果汁有效果。

Toray Awesomeness.

東麗驚豔。

Who?

誰？

Quick call.

快速呼叫。

Understood?

明白了嗎？

Basically, it's just the word.

基本上，就是一個字。

Awesome.

厲害啊

I counted, like 23 times in 28.

我數了一下，28次中好像有23次。

38?

38?

Yeah, I think it's a lot Awesome is like the word kids used today.

是的，我認為這是一個很大的真棒就像今天的孩子們用的詞。

I actually went to a mall yesterday.

其實我昨天去了一個商場。

I hung around for about two hours until I got asked to leave.

我在這裡呆了大約兩個小時，直到我被要求離開。

I heard the word awesome.

我聽到了厲害這個詞。

So many times.

這麼多次。

Like kids.

像孩子一樣。

This is what kids say.

這是孩子們說的。

We're also swearing a lot, but way can't do that.

我們也經常說髒話，但方式不能這樣做。

It's not gonna get played.

這不是要去得到發揮。

Heard a lot of, like, heard a lot.

聽到了很多，比如，聽到了很多。

You know, it's bad, but I swear to God the second word I heard the most third word.

你知道，這很糟糕，但我向上帝發誓，我聽到的最多的第二個詞是第三個詞。

I heard her third word.

我聽到了她的第三個字。

I heard a lot was awesome.

我聽說很多都很厲害。

Kids say awesome, you know?

小孩子都說厲害，你知道嗎？

Trust me.

相信我吧

I know what I'm doing.

我知道我在做什麼。

You are bad boys.

你們是壞孩子

All right?

好嗎？

You've been sent to prison.

你已經被送進了監獄。

You've been sent to prison for mail fraud.

你因郵件詐騙罪被送進了監獄。

You're in here for tax evasion.

你是因逃稅進來的。

You killed a cat.

你殺了一隻貓。

You ate a tomato that didn't belong to you.

你吃了一個不屬於你的西紅柿。

You're just You're just a creep.

你只是... ...你只是一個蠕變。

They put you in prison, all right, That's your motivation, Theo Onley studio that we could afford already had a few sets in it for some reason.

他們把你關進了監獄，好吧，這就是你的動機，西奧-昂利的工作室，我們能買得起的已經有幾套了，因為某些原因。

So basically, we were forced to incorporate those sets into the video.

所以基本上，我們是被迫將這些套路融入到視頻中的。

Here's the idea.

這就是我的想法。

You've been in prison so long, you don't know what kind of music they're listening Thio outside anymore.

你在監獄裡呆了這麼久，你不知道他們在外面聽什麼音樂Thio了。

You think they're listening to old ragtime?

你以為他們在聽老式的拉格泰姆音樂？

So it's like, How did you get so awesome?

所以就像，你怎麼會這麼厲害？

E What?

什麼？

It's good dudes.

這是好傢伙。

All right, here's the deal.

好吧，這裡的交易。

You guys ever at the bottom of the deep Blue Sea and the sequence.

你們曾經在深藍海的底部和序列。

All right, Danny, how are you?

好吧，丹尼，你怎麼樣？

Good to see you.

很高興見到你

Want you.

想要你。

This is our choreographer.

這是我們的編舞師。

This is dudes of plenty, All right.

這是帥哥的大量，好吧。

Don't bother getting to know them personally.

不要費心去了解他們本人。

They could be replaced it any time swimming, swimming, and officially go by swim, swim, and then a fishy go by.

他們可以隨時更換它游泳，游泳，正式去由游泳，游泳，然後一個腥的去由。

That's gonna create the illusion that what was that?

那會造成一種錯覺，那是什麼？

I thought that was cool.

我覺得這很酷。

I'm not gay.

我不是同志

Is that what you said?

你是這麼說的嗎？

Yeah, I'm not.

是的，我沒有。

They're wrong.

他們錯了

Yes.

是的，我知道

Seriously, easy says something about Miss Body and people think we're talking about Moose isn't like my my body or mind body or what is means Bodies just seemed like halfway through the video shoot coming.

說真的，易說一些關於身體小姐的事情，大家覺得我們說的是麋鹿是不是像我的我的身體或者心態身體或者是什麼意思身體就像視頻拍攝一半來。

Lost interest in the band.

失去了對樂隊的興趣。

He was more worried about the bagel table.

他更擔心的是包子桌。

We have raisin and poppy seed.

我們有葡萄乾和罌粟籽。

Is that is that possible?

這可能嗎？

You have poppy seed and you have raisin.

你有罌粟籽，你有葡萄乾。

But I know if you have raised in and poppies, we've got whatever's here, let me.

但我知道，如果你有養在和罌粟花，我們已經得到了什麼是在這裡，讓我。

You got what?

你得到了什麼？

Come on.

來吧。

Understanding Pride in your job was all flushed.

理解 自尊心在你的工作中被全部衝昏了頭腦。

What's that?

那是什麼？

Are you having a bagel?

你在吃百吉餅嗎？

Okay, once you flat back to the little deep Blue Sea and I'll be in a second, okay?

好的，一旦你平回小深藍海，我馬上就來，好嗎？

I mean, a cinnamon and poppy seed bagel.

我的意思是，肉桂和罌粟籽麵包圈。

How?

怎麼說？

How hard is it?

有多難？

Very easy to work with when I say that?

我說這話的時候，非常容易合作？

No, but I mean, that's like this guy.

不，但我的意思是，這就像這個傢伙。

Anytime I ask for something, he gives it to me.

我每次要東西，他都會給我。

Every time I ask you for something, I come up against a brick wall dio you're talking to see when you're talking to see Sherry.

每次我問你什麼，我都會遇到磚牆迪奧，你在說話的時候，要看到雪莉。

Let's listen.

讓我們來聽聽。

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

Okay, Well, the good news is we've got our space backdrop and we've got space man and alien a little bit of a glitch way.

好了，好了，好消息是我們已經有了我們的太空背景，我們已經有了太空人和外星人有點小毛病的方式。

These are the only space costumes that we've got, but I think we can make do with these other costumes.

這些是我們唯一的太空服裝，但我想我們可以用這些其他服裝來做。

Um, these air great.

嗯，這些空氣很大。

These air Superman doctor and Richard Nixon, where you're going, I want you to be going like, hey, what do we owe e O e o?

這些空氣超人醫生和理查德-尼克松，你要去的地方，我希望你能像，嘿，我們欠e O e o什麼？

I said machine.

我說機器。

Sure.

當然可以

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊。

Shame, shame, Shame.

恥辱，恥辱，恥辱。

What you got there?

你拿的是什麼？

This will be the space egg.

這將是空間蛋。

So Space alien you are guarding the space egg with your life way Got this?

所以空間異能者你用你的生命方式守護著空間蛋，明白嗎？

Hi, giant toothbrush.

嗨，巨型牙刷。

Okay, so you're now a space dentist.

好吧，所以你現在是一個太空牙醫。

Alright?

好嗎？

Donkey is It's a space.

驢是它的空間。

Naki is a symbol of what party?

納基是什麼黨的象徵？

Democrats.

民主黨人。

Richard Nixon was a Republican.

理查德-尼克松是個共和黨人。

So you be like mad at the space donkey.

所以，你就像瘋了一樣，在太空驢。

Ladies, once you start, I want you to partner up right here.

女士們，一旦你們開始，我希望你們能在這裡搭檔。

If you would, uh, would you come this way?

如果你願意，呃，你會來這邊嗎？

Right over here.

就在這裡。

Right this way, young lady.

這邊走，小姐

It's very nice.

很好

And you will be with Superman right here.

你會在這裡和超人在一起。

It's nice.

這很好。

How many dudes are there?

有多少個帥哥？

How many do that?

有多少人這樣做？

Plenty.

很多。

What is it by?

它是由什麼？

You're 55 Okay, My bad if I was four.

你是55歲 好吧，我的錯，如果我是4歲。

It's done.

它的完成。

Hey, that's Yeah.

嘿，那是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay, guys.

好吧，夥計們。

Yeah.

是啊。

Enjoy it, ladies.

享受它，女士們。

Just all over you about on three.

數到三，就在你身上。

Separate and keep it going.

分開來，保持下去。

Keep it going.

保持下去。

I really have no control over what bagels get put out on the table.

我真的無法控制什麼百吉餅被擺在桌子上。

My job kind of just tow.

我的工作有點只是拖。

Watch the table.

看著表。

I'm pretty tight with Lance bass from in sync, and I'm going to convince him to join dudes of plenty.

我和同步樂隊的貝斯手蘭斯關係很好 我要說服他加入 "花花公子

It's gonna be big news is gonna be huge.

這將是一個大新聞會是巨大的。

Lance Bass is gonna join dudes.

蘭斯-巴斯會加入我們的行列

Plenty way.

豐富的方式。

Don't have him just yet.

現在還沒抓到他。

So let's shoot this part in front of a green screen, okay?

所以讓我們在綠幕前拍攝這部分，好嗎？

And then I'm gonna shoot Lance later on, and we're gonna add him to this scene where he walks in and all of a sudden looking just walked in.

然後我稍後會拍攝蘭斯，我們會把他加入到這場戲中，他走進來，突然間，看著剛走進來。

Let's back.

我們回去吧

Just walked in.

剛走進去。

00 Here's my pitch to you in sync.

00這是我對你同步的投稿。

Get out while the getting is good.

趁著好機會，趕緊離開吧。

Conjoined dudes?

連體的帥哥？

Plenty.

很多。

What do you think things is?

你覺得事情是什麼？

Opportunities don't come off.

機會是不會掉下來的。

It's a huge opportunity, but I don't know.

這是一個巨大的機會，但我不知道。

I mean, I think you are going to hold you back, man.

我的意思是，我覺得你會耽誤你的時間，夥計。

I'm fast your dudes of plenty material.

我快你的帥哥的大量材料。

Let me tell you something.

讓我告訴你一些事情。

There's a rocket called dudes of plenty and it's going to success.

有一種火箭叫 "花花公子"，它將獲得成功。

Planet.

Planet.

One more seat on the rocket.

火箭上還有一個座位。

I'm holding that seat for Lance Bass, but I am gonna have to decline.

我為Lance Bass保留了那個位置 但我不得不拒絕了。

I don't No, Lance.

我不知道，蘭斯。

Vast said no.

浩浩蕩蕩的說沒有。

He does not want to be in the group.

他不想加入這個團體。

He does not want to be in the video.

他不想出現在視頻中。

I have no idea how I'm gonna break this to the guys.

我不知道該怎麼跟大家說。

And now a world premiere video from dudes of plenty Thistle is gonna be awesome.

現在，一個世界首映的視頻 從花花公子大量薊是要去真棒。

E should not be a tomato girl.

E應該不是一個西紅柿女孩。

You must be from another time.

你一定是來自另一個時代。

One where awesomeness was not confined.

一個在那裡，可怕的是不被限制。

E o things like guy dead.

諸如傢伙死了的事情。

It also list itself does not come there because awesome.

它還列出自己不來有因為厲害。