Howdy.

Howdy for lovers Orange here.

And today I'm going head to head against pair in another Zach Tastic episode of the Lie Detector challenge.

Glad to be here.

Orange.

Okay, honestly, I don't really want to be here.

Thanks for the demo.

Best friend in the entire world.

See, the rules are simple.

Tell the truth or get the juice way.

Get this over with.

I have somewhere, Thio.

Let's just get this over with.

Alrighty.

So first I'm gonna ask you a question.

Then it'll be your turn to ask me a question.

Ready?

Guess we'll find out.

First question.

Do you remember Liz from middle School?

Um, I'm sorry.

What was the name again?

Lin's Liz Riz.

Liz.

Oh, Liz, Um, nah.

Doesn't really ring a bell.

Okay, Maybe just a little.

Okay, fine.

I remember her, but it's been years, so it's not like I think about her and embarrassing amount or anything.

Okay.

Of course I remember her had the world's biggest crush on her, but her family moved away to Michigan, and I never got a chance to say goodbye, But it's been years, so I'm definitely over it now.

Okay.

I'm almost over it now.

Okay?

I still write poetry about her while listening to Lincoln Park.

Well, I'd say this episode is off to a shockingly good start.

Can I just clarify something for the audience real quick?

Yes.

I've been writing poetry about her, but it's good poetry.

Okay?

It's mediocre.

Okay, Okay, it's bad, but that's not where it ends.

It's not like I've been trying to reach out to her or anything.

E haven't tried reaching out in any creepy way.

Way.

Okay, I impulsively center and invite to my birthday party a few months ago at three.

AM even though I don't have a party plan.

Wait.

Pair.

Isn't today your birthday?

Yeah, but Liz would never show up.

Hey, pear.

Hey, Liz.

So I got your eve ICT.

Where's the party?

Oh, um, it's gonna start in a minute.

Oh, there's no party.

They're never waas right now.

I'm doing the lie detector challenge with orange.

Were best friends.

No, we're not.

I know.

I sent some electricity between us.

I Okay, so, um, should I go or No, no, no, Please stay.

We're almost done.

I was just about to tell the audience about all the really cool things I've been up to since middle school ended.

Okay?

Sort of cool.

Okay.

Super boring.

I just read a lot and try and avoid getting chopped by knives.

That sounds cool to me.

I love reading you dio.

Sure.

And if I'm being honest, I don't like getting chopped by knifes much either.

This'll is going great pair.

I know right now is the time reader that poetry you've been writing, Dude, pair.

You wrote some poetry?

Oh, no.

Oh, okay.

I mean, yes, but it's not about you.

Okay, Okay, okay.

It's about you.

But it's not creepy or anything.

Oh, whatever.

Fine.

But unfortunately, you can't read them because I don't even have the poems here with me.

Oh, okay.

I dio.

But it's not like a coincidence.

I I don't like, carry them around with me.

Everywhere I go, things machine doesn't even work.

Right?

Wow.

I'm so I think I'm gonna go.

No, no, please wait.

I promise I haven't been obsessing over you in some creepy way or anything.

Wow.

The machine didn't zap you.

I guess it's true.

I think it's just taking a while to charge up for the biggest zap yet, huh?

Yeah.

I'm gonna go.

Sorry.

Pair.

You okay?

Yeah.

No.

What do you want to do to cheer yourself up?

Watch TV?

Read a book, right?

Embarrassingly awful poetry about it.