LITIGATION.

>> HIS LAWYERS CONTINUE TO FILE INCREASINGLY THREADBARE

LAWSUITS.

>> DEAD PEOPLE VOTING IN NEVADA.

NONRESIDENTS VOTING, SOURCE OF ILLEGAL VOTES.

>> THEY PUSHED VIRAL VIDEOS THEY SAY SHOW BALLOT STUFFING IN

FLINT, MICHIGAN.

THE VIDEO WAS ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA.

>> SOME OF THE SENIOR LAWYERS THERE ARE EXPRESSING CONCERNS.

THEY'RE PRETTY EMBARRASSES.

>> DID YOU LOSE AN ELECTION AND ARE DESPERATE TO OVERTURN THE

RESULTS, BUT NO ONE WILL TAKE THE CASE BECAUSE THEY STILL LOVE

THEIR COUNTRY?

THEN CALL US AT CORNSWORTH AND PINCHELY, ATTORNEYS AT LAW.

HELLO, I'M ROGER CORNSWORTH.

WE HAVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE PROSECUTING IMAGINARY VOTER

FRAUD.

EVEN WITH ZERO EVIDENCE, WE WILL PROVE YOU LOST BECAUSE OF:

GLITCHES, NOT ENOUGH OBSERVERS, TOO MANY OBSERVERS, COUNTED

ILLEGAL VOTES, COUNTED LEGAL VOTES, SHARPIES WEREN'T ALLOWED,

SHARPIES WERE ALLOWED, VOTE WRITTEN ON A SANDWICH, YOU'RE A

TERRIBLE CANDIDATE, DEAD PEOPLE VOTED, NOT ENOUGH DEAD PEOPLE

VOTED, AND PEOPLE VOTED.

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, LISTEN TO THESE SATISFIED

CUSTOMERS.

>> (translated) : ROGER CORNSWORTH IS MY LAWYER FOR LIFE

BECAUSE HE MADE ME PRESIDENT FOR LIFE.

>> (translated) : I RECEIVED TWO VOTES FROM MY UNCLE-- ONE FROM

HIM AND THE OTHER FROM THE DOG I FED HIM TO.

>> (translated) : IF IT WASN'T FOR ROGER CORNSWORTH, FILIPINOS

WOULD BE PARADING THROUGH THE STREETS WITH MY LIVER ON THE

STICK.

>> WE WONT STOP 'TIL YOUR DEMOCRACY IS A PILE OF ASH AND

YOUR EGO IS SOOTHED!

CALL TODAY!

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