Hi, Conan.

How are you?

Well, I'm pretty good.

Sometimes I get a little upset that our country seems so divided.

But then I am inspired by our audience because our audience here is united in that they're all made of cardboard.

Look at that.

No diverging opinions here.

Finally, the audience I always wanted forced to look at me, forced to look at me in stony silence.

Yes.

No, I think this is pretty much probably not many cardboard cutouts here think that the election was fraudulent.

I think for the most part, the cardboard cutouts in our audience believe in the integrity of the election.

There Institutionalist for sure.

Not sure about that cat.

You know, I wanted to talk about this after this presidential election.

Let's face it, our country, as I just said, remains as divided as ever.

A few days ago, the gap?

That's right.

The gap thought the solution was to post this tweet, check it out a photo of a half red half blue sweatshirt and quote.

The one thing we know is that together we can move forward.

Well, unsurprisingly, there was immediate backlash and the gap took that down but the bad press.

It's a little unfair because the Gap wasn't the only company trying to heal the nation with their tweets.

Yeah, General Mills tweeted a photo of Count Chocula cereal with count every vote and every bite of chocolatey goodness.

Smucker's tweeted When peanut butter and jelly come together, it leads to swirled.

Peace hashtag yum ocracy Fancy feast tweeted.

Whether you're a demo cat or a Republican, one thing's for sure.

You'll love the taste of riel.

Liver pate, Charleston Shoot Tweeted Charleston Muslim Charleston Jew Hashtag We are all Americans.

Hashtag move forward hashtag he'll hashtag Newgate.

Arby's tweeted is our meat red or blue.

Trick question.

It's purple and so is our country.

This hospital tweeted if your baby turns red or blue.

Humana Children's Hospital is there for you.

Oh my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Hey, I'm just reporting the news.

Mattel tweeted Barbie's a racist Karen from Orange County.

Ken is a left of Bernie Socialist CUHK.

If they could make it work, so can way.

And finally main entail horse shampoo for people tweeted.

We know these air precarious times, but forget it.

What do we know?

We made horse shampoo for people.

Yeah, so I don't know why everyone just got mad at the gap.

Everyone's in on this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Every company is wrong about something.

You bet.

Especially that horse and tail shampoo.