THERE'S A SEGMENT WE DO ON THE SHOW THAT

I CARE ABOUT ABOVE ALL OTHERS.

BUT, AS YOU WILL ALSO BE AWARE, I HAVE RUN INTO A CERTAIN

PROBLEMS TRYING TO GET THE THING OFF THE GROUND.

TONIGHT, HOWEVER, AND I TRULY BELIEVE THIS, I THINK WE WILL

FINALLY ACHIEVE LIFTOFF.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY.

I'M GOING TO SAY, I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME,

IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRITY NOSES!

♪ CELEBRITY NOSES ♪ ♪ CELEBRITY NOSES ♪

♪ OH, YES... ♪ ♪ CELEBRITY NOSES ♪

>> James: WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT WAS THAT?

>> Reggie: IT'S THE INTRO FOR CELEBRITY NOSES.

>> James: WHY DIDN'T WE DO THE NORMAL INTRO?

>> JUST JAZZIN' IT UP.

>> JAMES: JUST JAZZIN' IT UP?!

>> CORRECT.

JUST JAZZIN' IT UP.

>> JAMES: BUT WHY?!

>> MARKET RESEARCH.

>> JAMES: MARKET RESEARCH SAID WE NEED TO JAZZ IT UP?

>> CORRECT.

SO WE'RE JAZZIN' IT UP.

>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW WE DID MARKET RESEARCH.

WHAT ELSE DID THE MARKET RESEARCH SAY?

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

>> JAMES: NO, I DO WANT TO KNOW.

WHAT ELSE DID THEY SAY?

>> OKAY, STANDING BY.

SENDING EMAIL.

>> James: OH, THERE IT IS.

( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, WELL, THAT'S JUST NASTY.

( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, WELL, THAT'S JUST NASTY.

RIGHT, WELL, LET'S GO FROM THE TOP AGAIN, SHALL WE?

THIS TIME I'D LIKE YOU TO JAZZ IT DOWN, OKAY.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

JAZZ IT DOWN.

>> COPY THAT.

JAZZIN' IT DOWN.

REGGIE, JAZZ IT DOWN.

>> REGGIE: COPY THAT.

JAZZIN' IT DOWN.

>> JAMES: RIGHT, OKAY.

SO AS A LOYAL VIEWER OF THE SHOW, YOU WILL BE

ACUTELY AWARE THAT THERE IS SEGMENT WE DO THAT I CARE

ABOUT ABOVE ALL OTHERS.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY.

I'M GOING TO SAY, I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME,

IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRITY NOSES!

WHY'S THERE NO MUSIC?

WHERE'S THE MUSIC GONE?

>> REGGIE: JUST JAZZIN' IT DOWN.

>> JAMES: NOT THAT MUCH!

I SAID JAZZ IT DOWN, NOT JAZZ IT OFF.

NOW THERE'S NO JAZZ.

>> HOW MUCH JAZZ IS ENOUGH JAZZ?

>> JAMES: I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE NEED MORE JAZZ THAN THAT.

>> COPY THAT.

JAZZIN' IT UP.

>> JAMES: YES, BUT DON'T JAZZ IT UP TOO MUCH.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

WE NEED MORE JAZZ THAN NO JAZZ AND LESS JAZZ THAN THE PREVIOUS

JAZZ.

>> COPY THAT.

MORE JAZZ THAN NO JAZZ AND LESS JAZZ THAN THE PREVIOUS JAZZ.

REGGIE.

MORE JAZZ THAN NO JAZZ AND LESS JAZZ THAN THE PREVIOUS JAZZ.

>> James: HE'S GOT IT.

>> REGGIE: COPY THAT.

MORE JAZZ THAN- >> JAMES: YOU DON'T NEED TO

REPEAT WHAT HE'S SAYING!

THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH JAZZ TALK.

WE JUST NEED A TOUCH OF JAZZ, A SPLASH OF JAZZ.

GOT IT?

>> Reggie: AFFIRMATIVE, A SPLASH OF JAZZ.

>> James: A TOUCH OF JAZZ.

>> Reggie: A TOUCH OF JAZZ.

>> James: A TOUCH OF JAZZ.

>> Reggie: A DOLLUP OF JAZZ.

>> James: NO, A DASH OF JAZZ, NOT A DOLLUP.

>> Reggie: CORRECTION.

>> James: A DASH OF JAZZ.

>> Reggie: AFFIRMATIVE.

>> James: A DASH OF JAZZ.

>> Reggie: ABSOLUTELY.

>> James: LET'S GO FROM THE TOP AGAIN.

IF YOU'VE BEEN A LOYAL VIEWER OF THIS SHOW, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, I

THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY.

I'M GOING TO SAY, I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME,

IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRITY NOSES!

♪ ♪

♪ ( JAZZ )

>> James: STHOP STOP STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

( HOLDING NOTE ) ♪ YEAH! ♪

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: STOP!

♪ ♪

>> James: STOP!

HOW IS THAT A TOUCH OF JAZZ?!

YOU'VE GONE JAZZ CRAZY!

( LAUGHTER ) I JUST READ THAT LINE FOR THE

FIRST -- ( LAUGHTER )

STOP, HOW IS THAT A TOUCH OF JAZZ?

YOU'VE GONE JAZZ CRAZY!

YOU'VE GONE JAZZ NUTS!

NO ONE CAN EAT A TRAY OF JAZZ THAT BIG!

AND BELIEVE ME, I LOVE A JAZZ TRAY.

>> REGGIE: LOOK, WE'RE SORRY, OKAY?

WE JUST GOT LOST IN THE JAZZ.

>> JAMES: I DON'T CARE.

CANCEL THE JAZZ!

GO BACK AND DO THE REGULAR INTRO.

NO JAZZ!

>> GUYS, OUT OF TIME.

>> James: NO, WE'RE NOT OUT OF TIME!

WE'RE NOT OUT OF TIME!

WE GOING TO START AGAIN, WITHOUT THE JAZZ.

>> OUT OF TIME.

JAZZ TO BREAK.

>> JAMES: NO!

NO!

DON'T JAZZ TO BREAK.

DON'T JAZZ TO ANYTHING!

>> CUT TO COMMERCIAL.

♪ ♪

♪ >> James: WHAT IS HE EVEN

SAYING JAZZ?

THERE'S NO MENTION OF JAZZ!