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>> ALL RIGHT, THIS FIRST ONE COMES FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST.
IT READS THREE HIGH RANKING U.S.
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SAY UFO'S ARE REAL, THAT WAS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ SURE, 2020, WHY NOT.
>> YES, THAT IS GREAT.
>> James: MAX GREENFIELD IS HERE, EVERYBODY.
>> SURPRISE.
>> James: HEY, MAX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE.
>> I WAS WATCHING THE SHOW.
I MEAN LOOK, I DON'T GET TO GET OUT A LOT.
WATCHING LIVE COMEDY, OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, YES.
HONEST HEADLINES, THIS IS GREAT.
>> James: WHAT A LOVELY THING, I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY ARE YOU
THE FIRST AND ONLY GUEST WHO HAS EVER DONE THIS AND ST LOVELY TO
SIGH, I'M YOU WILL FOR IT.
>> SO AM I, CARRY ON, DON'T LET ME DISTRACT.
DO YOUR THING, I'M JUST HERE, LISTENING, EXCITE, DO YOUR
THING.
>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
THIS NEXT HEAD LINE COMES FROM CNN AND IT READS VIRGIN
HYPERLOOP COMPLETES FIRST TEST WITH ACTUAL PASSENGERS THARK IS
THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID VIRGIN APOLOGIZES FOR
COMPLETING FIRST TEST TOO SOON.
>> YEAH, THAT IS THE STF STUFF.
>> James: MAX GREEBFIELD APPROVED, THANK YOU, MAX,
LOVELY, ALL RIGHT.
THIS NEXT ONE IF FOX NEWS READS AFTER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S
2020 LOSS, CAN HE RUN AGAIN IN 2024.
THE THAT IS THE HEADLINE F SHOULD HAVE READ OH, OH, OH GOD,
AAAHHH.
>> OH MY GOD, HONEST HEADLINES, MORE LIKE REALLY HONEST
HEADLINES.
OH MY GOD, I TELL YOU JAMES, THESE THINGS, THEY CUT LIKE A
KNIFE.
>> James: SORRY, MAX, WOULD YOU.
>> YOU'RE KILLING T YOU'RE KILLING IT.
>> James: I APPRECIATE IT.
BUT WOULD YOU MIND NOT DOING THAT.
>> OH MY GOSH, JAMES, MY BAD, SO SORRY.
I JUST, I LOVE THE HONEST HEADLINES, MAN, THEY'RE GREAT.
THIS IS YOUR CARPOOL KARAOKE.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: CARPOOL KARAOKE IS MY CARPOOL KARAOKE.
>> RIGHT, IT IS YOU.
THAT YOU IN THE CAR, ARE YO SUNGING I LOVE THAT BIT TOO BUT
I LIKE THE HONEST HEADLINES.
THEY'RE GREAT, CARRY ON.
>> James: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS NEXT ONE COMES FROM.
>> COMES FROM NPR AND IT READS POLANDER ACCIDENTALLY INNOVATED
CZECH REPUBLIC IN MINOR MISUNDERSTANDING, THAT IS THE
HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ MINOR MISUNDERSTANDING IS
MAJOR UNDERSTATEMENT.
(LAUGHTER) I KNOW, THAT'S-- I KNOW I'M NOT
SUPPOSED TO BUT THAT WAS JUST-- IT'S GOOD, IT'S FUNNY, I
CAN'T HELP IT, IF IS TOO HONEST.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BECAUSE IT IS THE HEADLINE AND THEN YOU
BRING-- AND YOU'RE LIKE, THIS IS REALLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE
SAYING-- IT'S GREAT, I LOVE IT.
IT IS YOUR TIMING T IS HONESTY, I LOVE IT, IT IS GREAT.
I'M SO SORRY.
>> James: MAX, THIS IS SO DISTRICT-- DISTRACTING.
>> JAMES, IF SOMEBODY IS LAUGHING AT YOUR JOKES,-- OR IS
THAT TOO HONEST.
SORRY, I HAD TO DO IT, I'M ONE OF YOUR HEADLINES.
>> James: PEOPLE LAUGHING ISN'T-- IT IS WHAT YOU ARE
DOING.
EVERYONE IN HERE IS LAUGHING.
>> I KNOW BUT THESE AREN'T REAL LAUGHS.
YOU'RE THE BOSS, THEY'RE PAID TO LAUGH.
>> James: THAT IS NOT TRUE.
THAT-- NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
THEY ARE LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY, RIGHT, CECE.
>> YEAH T IS VERY, VERY FUNNY.
>> James: IAN, WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER, I KNOW YOUR
LAUGH, THAT WAS THE REAL THUNKING, RIGHT?
>> YOU KNOW IT, BABY.
>> James: THERE YOU GO.
>> HEY IAN, DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THE PUNCH LINE OF THE
LAST JOKE YOU JUST HEARD WAS, THE ONE YOU WERE LAUGHING ABOUT?
>> YEAH, YEAH, IT IS.
>> GO FOR IT.
>> IT IS NOT SO MUCH LIKE THE WORDS AS THE DLUFERY.
I WAS KIND OF LAUGHING AT THE DELIVERY.
YOU DELIVER THINGS SOD GOO, THAT IS WHY YOU ARE THE KING, CORDO.
>> James: OKAY, MAX, LOOK, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE
INTERVIEW.
I REALLY AM.
BUT I THINK YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
I THINK IT IS ET ABOUTER THAT YOU ARE NOT HERE FOR THIS, OKAY?
>> YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
>> James: YES, IF THAT IS OKAY.
THE BIT WILL FLOW BETTER WITHOUT YOU HERE.
>> I GUESS I WILL COME BACK LATER.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY, LOOKING FORWARD TO THE INTERVIEW, IT IS
JUST EASIER IF YOU ARE NOT HERE, ALL RIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
JUST JUST BEING HONEST WITH YOU.
>> James: THANK YOU MAX.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, LET'S CRACK ON.
OKAY, THIS NEXT ONE COMES FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST AND IT READS
FLORIDA WOMAN DENIES PRIZE WHEN HER THOUSAND DOLLAR LOTTERY
TICKET WAS LOST IN THE MAIL.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ ONLY ONE WOMAN HAD A REASON
NOT TO VOTE BY MAIL.
>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
HA, HA.
>> James: MAX MICROPHONE IS STILL ON, IS HIS-- CAN I STILL
HEAR MAX, CAN WE TURN HIS MICROPHONE OFF.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
I WILL READ THE NEXT ONE.
THERE IS NO MAX.
WHAT I WANT IS EVERYBODY HERE TO REACT NATURALLY.
JUST A NATURAL REACTION.
OKAY.
THIS NEXT ONE COMES FROM CNN.
AND IT READS CRATE OF ORANGES SELL FOR $9,400 IN JAPAN, THAT
IS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ ORANGES MAKING SERIOUS
GREEN.
THERE YOU GO, SEE, AN HONEST LAUGH, THEY LIKED IT.
>> OH NO, IT IS I GOT A FUNNY MEME FROM A FRIEND.
>> James: LET'S TRY ONE MORE, FROM ABC NEWS.
AND THIS SAYS NATURAL LAUGH, ALL RIGHT, TAKE YOUR PHONE AWAY,
THANK YOU.
OKAY.
THIS ONE FROM ABC NEWS READS WOMAN POSING AS FBI AGENT SOUGHT
FREE FAST FOOD, THAT IS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST ONE SHOULD HAVE READ WOMAN POSES AS FBU FOR KFC.
WOW.
NOTHING AT ALL?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD, SHORELY SOMEONE MUST HAVE FOUND THAT
FUNNY?
>> YOU NAILED IT.
>> James: I KNEW IT, THAT WAS HONEST HEADLINES, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK, EVERYBODY. YOU KNEW T I GNAW IT.