Not the election cycle is over.

Well, you know, it's weird because to be honest, I kind of miss getting texts from all the political candidates all the time, you know?

Yeah.

E know what you mean.

It does feel a little weird.

I used to get tons of texts, and I haven't gotten any today.

I'm glad you brought that up, Conan.

Actually, I didn't because I'm launching a new service introducing Andy's list.

Just donate $25 to Angie's list, and I'll text you 7 to 8 times per day asking you for MAWR money.

Sometimes I'll even mix it up and say, My name is fully show or Christine Baranski.

And here's the best part.

The more money you donate the Mawr text you get asking for money.

All right, but what exactly am I donating to?

Is it a nonprofit organization?

It's similar to that, except this is a profit non organization.

Plus, if you sign up for a recurring monthly donation, I'll also send you threatening emails.

And if you donate over $1 I'll call your home during dinner hours and personally blame you for the state of the country.

Okay, Andy, why would anyone want this?

People must like it because they keep donating to political candidates and with Andy's list.

At least you don't have to be disappointed when your candidate eventually loses.

Hey, I just got a text from Andy's list.

Consider it your Christmas present, Conan.

Another one.

How do I opt out?

Oh, you can opt out at any time.

Just text back the words opt out in all caps on and then you'll take me off the list.

Nope.

Angie's list.

If you're gonna waste your money, why not waste it on this?

Thanks, Andy.

You've wasted everyone's time.