Stick roll, please.

President Donald Trump has officially spent Joe Biden on his bare, lazy, family loving ass and won the 2020 presidential election.

President Trump won by so many votes that they spilled over into other countries elections, making him now also the president of Bolivia.

How about that?

And yet still, the liberal media is refusing to accept something they don't like.

And I am not projecting.

Is the State Department currently preparing to engage with the Biden transition team?

And if not at what point does a delay hamper a smooth transition?

Propose a risk to national security.

There will be a smooth transition to a second trump administration.

Okay, clearly, Pompeo was joking.

It will not be smooth.

Now, let's bring in Democratic New York.

Congressman Woman Kathleen Rice.

What's up, Congresswoman?

How are you?

Congresswoman Rice, I trust.

I'll see you at the November 14th Pro Trump Rally.

Where will be thrashing fishing boats around on the reflecting pool?

So, which Godsmack song?

Are you gonna play on your tinny speakers?

Well, unfortunately, I'm gonna be the dentist, which will be ah, lot less painful.

So that's what I'll be doing.

Well, I'm gonna be playing.

I stand alone.

How could there be a president that I didn't vote for?

Imagine going to a restaurant and you order a meatloaf and they bring you out a three egg for Tada bad restaurant.

Bad?

No.

And think about the 2000 Florida recount.

It took a month to figure out those 500 votes.

It could take four years to figure out these 500,000 votes.

That's a great point Now We have to give the Democrats credit for keeping their election fraud so hidden no one could find it.

The pro masked perverts at The New York Times reports election officials in dozens of states representing both political parties said that there was no evidence that fraud or other irregularities played a role in the outcome of the presidential race.

The conspiracy is so deep that everyone not in my immediate circle, is involved, Congresswoman, will you admit it?

Democrats covered their tracks for stealing the presidency by losing seats in the house.

Well, thankfully, it's not even open to debate that this election was done fairly without any fraud.

I mean, you had everyone at every level of government, other than President Trump saying that.

I mean, I saw dead people voting foreigners voting.

I saw the Beatles at my polling place sink like, Yes, we're all alive here.

Might must be voting for the Joey Biden before I smashed Smashed back on the Yellow Submarine.

You know, I rounded up dozens of tramps and hoboes at the rail yard and they stuffed the gold nuggets.

I gave them in their pockets and they told me incredible tales of deceit.

Exactly.

My vote was suppressed.

My polling place told me I couldn't park inside the building.

Well, as for me, when I looked down at my ballot, a mist descended over my eyes and a chill ripped through the air.

Everyone seemed to melt away in the fog, and I heard only a child's voice begging for me to help her find her lost lock.

As I fumbled blindly in this darkened my asthma, I found the keepsake.

And as I wrenched open the pendant Who's portraiture was inside?

None other than Joe Biden.

This might have happened to countless other voters.

Yeah, exactly.

The locket.

Come on, A Congresswoman Rice.

This is scary stuff.

Despite a growing chorus of people close to Biden asking him to concede.

We got you know, Jill Hunter, Major.

He still refuses.

Who does he need to hear from to accept reality?

Assuming Billy I'll ish is not available, the American people actually need to hear from Donald Trump.

He should do the right thing.

He's never really been known to do the right thing, but I believe eventually he's going to see the writing on the wall and finally do what every other loser in the past has done, which is conceived now.

Lives keep saying peaceful transitions of power are great and badass.

American tradition No, on they ain't.

For instance, here's Trump covering his nuts because Obama had been trying to nut tap him all day.

Here's Biden giving pence a stone cold stunner before making the vice president break his marital Val with that American flag.

Here's Michelle telling Melania that before she leaves, she will pour concrete into all the toilets, rendering them unusable.

This is not the first time Obama has been photographed attacking someone.

Obama clearly head butted that kid's hand right here.

Congresswoman, can you reassure our viewers that the incumbent president, stomping around like a baby is a common feature of a healthy, functioning democracy.

Well, thankfully, not for much longer.

And I think most people see this.

As the days go by and the concession fails to appear, there will be a groundswell from the public that will ultimately force Donald Trump to do the right.

If someone tried to live in my house, I'd be mad, too.

You know, a bird flu in my house made a nest inside my mega box of 500 Ace Hardware brand tampons.

I let him stay, But you know what?

He had live by my rules.

Rules number one.

I don't want to see a play in this way.

We gotta move on.

The battle for control of the Senate comes down to two races in Georgia, including one between your annoying son in law with prominent shoulder blades, Jon Ossoff and commercial husband of some lady with Crohn's David Perdue.

During the general election, USF's campaign denounced Purdue for running a now deleted Facebook ad buy produce campaign that appeared to make Ossoff snows look larger, accusing Purdue of playing on anti Semitic tropes produced Camp denied this, claiming a photo filter had the unintended effect of lengthening Ossoff s nose and no other part of his face, then putting his face next to Chuck Schumer's and accusing them both of buying Georgia's elections.

One wrong click and Photoshop made all those goofs.

That's unfortunate.

Now everyone shut up so I could get remorseful.

Is produced.

Still hasn't apologized, but I'm a bigger man.

While discussing the race, inadvertently accused Jon Ossoff of being Jewish to set the record straight.

Jon Ossoff is a decent man to accuse someone of being Jewish.

That's not who I am To show my contrition.

I am making a donation and OSF s name to the Tyler Templeton Foundation supporting missionary outreach to Ethiopian non Christians.

I thank you for giving me this space to grow.

Actually, Jon Ossoff is to it.

I knew it, Congresswoman, I sympathize with Purdue because one time I pressed the wrong key and my printer spat out the protocols of the Elders of Zion.

But do you buy David produced story?

I think the people in Georgia have a pretty good idea of who David Perdue is, which is why the race was so close.

And I think, you know, in John on January 5th, the voters in Georgia are going to have another opportunity to speak with a loud voice.

Actually, get rid of Purdue in his position.

I just want to add something unrelated.

If anyone says literally anything about anything in Israel, I will dangle you out a window by your ankles, right?

Yeah.