THAT I'M ENCOURAGED THAT SO MANY OF YOU FROM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

HAVE AGREED TO MEET ME IN THIS WAY.

NOW, AS YOU KNOW, I'VE TRIED VERY HARD

TO REACH ACROSS THE AISLE

AND GOVERN THIS COUNTRY FROM THE MIDDLE.

- WELL...

ALL DUE RESPECT, MR. PRESIDENT,

WE DISAGREE WITH YOU.

- WE THINK YOU SHOULD RUN THE COUNTRY FROM...

NOT THE MIDDLE.

- WELL, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.

IF YOU WOULD, I'D JUST APPRECIATE SOME FEEDBACK

ON SOME NEW IDEAS AND DIRECTIONS FOR THIS COUNTRY.

FEEL FREE TO AGREE OR DISAGREE.

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

- WE'RE GONNA DISAGREE.

[chuckling and murmuring]

- YEAH, DISAGREE. - DISAGREE.

- [whispering] DISAGREE.

- FIRST, I THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS TOO BIG.

I THINK WE NEED TO SHRINK THE SIZE

OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SO THAT ALL DECISIONS

CAN BE MADE AT THE STATE LEVEL.

- WE DISAGREE, MR. PRESIDENT.

- MM-HMM.

- YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, YOU WIN.

[chuckling]

- THERE WE GO.

- BIG GOVERNMENT IT IS.

[classical music]

- ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, THIS HAS BEEN A HOT BUTTON ISSUE,

BUT I THINK WE CAN SETTLE IT RIGHT HERE.

NO TAXES FOR RICH PEOPLE.

- WE COMPLETELY DISAGREE!

- ROUND TWO GOES TO YOU GUYS.

[uncomfortable chuckling]

- OKAY. - UH-HUH.

- MORE TAXES FOR THE RICH.

- AHEM! - WHAT THE [bleep]!

- WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US?

- MAN, I AM TAKING A BEATING HERE, GUYS.

ALL RIGHT, LAST ISSUE.

IMMIGRATION.

NOW WE NEED TO SECURE OUR BORDERS.

AND ANYBODY WHO'S HERE ILLEGALLY

SHOULD BE HUNTED DOWN AND DEPORTED.

- GSSK!

GAAK!

NNG! WE DISAGREE!

AAH! - DAMN!

NNGH!

[crying]

- WE ARE COUNTRY OF IMMIGRANTS! NOOOOOO!

- WE NEED A CLEAR PATH TO CITIZENSHIP

FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO ARE ALREADY HERE!

AAH! HELP ME!

[crying, screaming]

MMM! MMM!

[crying, screaming]

- GREAT, I LOVE YOUR IDEAS.

LASTLY, WE CANNOT REGULATE FIREARMS.

- [muffled] YES, WE CAN!

all: [chanting] YES, WE CAN! YES, WE CAN!

YES, WE CAN! YES, WE CAN!

[crying]

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. IF YOU GUYS SAY SO.

AND NOBODY BETTER THROW ME A CIGARETTE.

AIN'T I A STINKER?