-♪ Hashtags ♪

♪ Hashtags ♪

-Oh, we do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag

and ask you guys to respond to that topic.

Since it looks like the president will be

moving out of The White House soon,

I sent out a hashtag called #TimeToMove

and I asked you guys to tweet something

funny, weird, or embarrassing about a place you used to live,

something that happened that let you know it was time to move.

Within minutes, it was a trending topic,

so thank you for playing along.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

#TimeToMove responses from you guys.

This first one is from @SandieMoore.

She says...

Yeah, time to move. Everyone needs a hobby.

This one is from @MettaJoelKatz. He says...

You got to get one of those Dirt Devils.

Or one of those Dyson jawns. -I don't know.

The Dyson says it never loses suction.

-It doesn't. -But I think it does.

[ Imitates vacuum running ]

Which one was I doing? Dirt Devil or Dyson?

-I don't know, 'cause your impression sucks.

[ Laughter ]

-What? That makes no sense.

Oh, I got you. -Yeah, man.

-Oh! Oh. -Yeah.

I just got it. Yeah, wow, wow, wow.

Any joke where you have to do that afterwards...

[ Laughter ]

And hold it? That was awesome.

This next one is from @Real Danye West.

Real Danye West. You get it?

-Not the imposter. -No. This is Real Danye West.

Oh, yeah. So, he says...

No. This one's from @knockknock penny.

She says...

♪ What's love ♪

[ Humming ]

Dude, did you say -- Who wrote "Private Dancer"?

You said somebody cool.

-Dude from Dire Straits. -Mark Knopfler.

-Yeah.

-My mom was into that whole album,

and then that was the song that kind of stuck out with her.

And she would do, like, a good --

She would sing it, but not quite knowing what it's about.

So we were kids going like, "That's pretty good.

And, like, this is --

You shouldn't sing 'Private Dancer' to us.

You're saying you're..."

Eh, whatever.

Any old music will do.

This one's from @lex 1110.

He says...

"Bob, Emily, quick house meeting?

What do you guys think?"

This last one is from @caitlincarrickm.

She says...

There you go, everybody.

Those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."

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go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.