-♪ Hashtags ♪

# Hashtags #

♪ Hashtags ♪

# Hashtags #

-Oh, we do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag

-哦，我們每週都會做這件事，我在那裡發了一個標籤

and ask you guys to respond to that topic.

並要求你們對該話題進行迴應。

Since it looks like the president will be

既然看起來總統會

moving out of The White House soon,

很快就會搬出白宮

I sent out a hashtag called #TimeToMove

我發了一個叫#TimeToMove#的標籤。

and I asked you guys to tweet something

我讓你們在微博上發點東西

funny, weird, or embarrassing about a place you used to live,

關於你曾經居住過的地方的有趣、奇怪或尷尬的事情。

something that happened that let you know it was time to move.

發生的事情，讓你知道它是時候移動。

Within minutes, it was a trending topic,

幾分鐘內，它就成了熱門話題。

so thank you for playing along.

所以謝謝你的配合。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

現在我想我會分享一些我最喜歡的。

#TimeToMove responses from you guys.

你們的#TimeToMove迴應。

This first one is from @SandieMoore.

這第一張是@SandieMoore的。

She says...

她說...

Yeah, time to move. Everyone needs a hobby.

是啊，該走了。每個人都需要一個愛好。

This one is from @MettaJoelKatz. He says...

這個來自@MettaJoelKatz.他說...

You got to get one of those Dirt Devils.

你一定要買一輛泥土魔車。

Or one of those Dyson jawns. -I don't know.

或者是那些戴森的爪子之一。-我不知道

The Dyson says it never loses suction.

戴森說，它從來沒有失去吸力。

-It doesn't. -But I think it does.

-沒有-但我認為是的

[ Imitates vacuum running ]

[模仿真空運行]

Which one was I doing? Dirt Devil or Dyson?

我做的是哪一個？邋遢魔還是戴森？

-I don't know, 'cause your impression sucks.

-我不知道，因為你的印象很差。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-What? That makes no sense.

-什麼？什麼？ -這沒道理啊

Oh, I got you. -Yeah, man.

哦，我明白了-是的，夥計

-Oh! Oh. -Yeah.

-哦，哦，是的

I just got it. Yeah, wow, wow, wow.

我剛剛得到它。是啊，哇，哇，哇。

Any joke where you have to do that afterwards...

任何一個笑話，你必須做的事後... ...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

And hold it? That was awesome.

握住它？那真是太棒了。

This next one is from @Real Danye West.

下一個是@真實的Danye West的作品。

Real Danye West. You get it?

真正的Danye West.你明白了嗎？

-Not the imposter. -No. This is Real Danye West.

-不是那個冒牌貨-不，這是真正的丹耶・韋斯特。

Oh, yeah. So, he says...

哦，是的，所以，他說...所以，他說...

No. This one's from @knockknock penny.

不，這個是@Knockknock Penny的。

She says...

她說...

♪ What's love ♪

什麼是愛

[ Humming ]

[哼哼]

Dude, did you say -- Who wrote "Private Dancer"?

老兄，你說... 誰寫的 "私人舞者"？

You said somebody cool.

你說有人很酷。

-Dude from Dire Straits. -Mark Knopfler.

-Dire Straits的人馬克-克諾普弗勒

-Yeah.

-是的

-My mom was into that whole album,

-我媽媽很喜歡那張專輯

and then that was the song that kind of stuck out with her.

然後就是那首讓她印象深刻的歌。

And she would do, like, a good --

她會做，喜歡，一個很好的 -

She would sing it, but not quite knowing what it's about.

她會唱，但不太知道是什麼內容。

So we were kids going like, "That's pretty good.

所以，我們是孩子們去喜歡，"這是相當不錯的。

And, like, this is --

而且，像，這是 -

You shouldn't sing 'Private Dancer' to us.

你不應該給我們唱 "私人舞者"。

You're saying you're..."

你是說你是......"

Eh, whatever.

誒，管他呢。

Any old music will do.

任何古老的音樂都可以。

This one's from @lex 1110.

這個是@lex 1110的。

He says...

他說...

"Bob, Emily, quick house meeting?

"鮑勃，艾米麗，快屋裡開會？

What do you guys think?"

你們覺得怎麼樣？"

This last one is from @caitlincarrickm.

最後一個是@caitlincarrickm的。

She says...

她說...

There you go, everybody.

給你，各位。

Those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."

這些都是 "今夜秀標籤"。

To check out more of our favorites,

要查看更多我們的最愛。

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

去tonightshow.com/hashtags。