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Oh, wow.
What can I say?
Please, lower your expectations.
It's not gonna be that good.
What the hell am I doing up?
I haven't done this in a long time.
A lot of people don't like that.
It's like a hate dating.
I hate dating.
I like date states are cool because a date means someone is considering fucking you.
Okay, they have, like, ponder.
It's just anybody you can eat when you might have a chance of fucking eso.
They're just pondering fucking you.
They're weighing it in their head and go girls going his dick, my mouth.
And even if it doesn't happen, you just feel I feel good.
Any day somebody thinks about fucking you.
That's a good day.
That's the thing with women.
Like they don't.
No matter what you do for a woman, if it doesn't end in marriage, this was a waste of time.
I don't care what you do for her.
You got her a job, you know, cured her diabetes taught how to read.
Well, if it's over, you don't marry us.
I can't believe I wasted my time with you.
Fuck you and your letters could have been married with diabetes by now.
What can I say?
E could say, Don't make any major decisions after a blowjob.
You know, let the blowjob wear off, then you figure out what you want to do.
You know, that's just my advice to you.
I'm sure that's what happened to J.
F.
K.
You know, Marilyn Monroe gave him a blowjob.
You know, he's like, I'm gonna get me a convertible, Yeah.