"LATE, LATE SHOW," WE HOPE YOU HAD A NICE THURSDAY.

WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE WILL BE CHATTING WITH SENATOR CORY BOOKER, A PERFORMANCE FROM

JACK HARLOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO PIS BUT THE WEEKEND IS ALMOST

HERE AND I SHOULD START BY SAYING YESTERDAY WE SAID IT WAS

TIM'S BIRTHDAY AND THAT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE, IT'S ACTUALLY

TODAY.

IT'S NOT, I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING.

JUST A LITTLE TREAT FOR THE OLD REVIEWERS.

HOW ARE WE DOING, GUYS? REGGIE, WHAT ARE THE PLANS FOR THE

WEEKEND?

>> I'M GOING TO DRIVE TO SEDONA TOMORROW.

>> HOW LONG OF A DRIVE OF THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF A LONG

DRIVE.

>> I AM, SEVEN HOURS.

>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: WHY SEDONA.

SEVEN HOURS THERE AND SEVEN HOURS BACK.

>> YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A VACATION.

AND I HAVE SOME FRIENDS UP THERE.

AND THEY'RE PRETTY COOLMENT AND YOU KNOW SEDONA IS SUPPOSED TO

HAVE HEY LINES, SUPPOSED TO BE VERY HEALING,.

>> James: LAY LINES, I HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGS.

>> Reggie: OKAY, OZ.

>> James: 14 HOUR ROUND TRIP, I GET IT.

>> Reggie: OKAY, YEAH.

>> James: I HEAR YOU.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: NO ONE DOES A 14-HOUR ROUND TRIP UNLESS THERE

ARE SOME LAY LINES.

>> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH.

>> James: I FEEL LIKE A DRINK.

I DO.

DO YOU HAVE A DRINK HAGAR, I MEAN YOU KNOW.

>> WHY THE [BLEEP] NOT.

>> James: THAT'S IT.

THAT IS IT.

WHAT DO WE WANT.

>> TEQUILA.

>> James: SOMETHING A LITTLE LOOSE FOR CORY BOOKER'S CHAT.

>> Reggie: TEQUILA.

>> James: A LITTLE LOOSE.

SO THAT IS NOT REAL ALCOHOL, IS IT ROB.

>> IT IS ALL REAL ALCOHOL.

>> James: SHUT THE WEREN'T DOOR.

CHECK.

>> CHECK IT OUT.

>> James: IS IT REALLY?

PROMISE ME.

HOW DO YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW IT'S REAL.

HAVE YOU REALLY, HAVE YOU TAPPED INTO THIS.

>> NO, I-- .

>> James: THEY ARE ALL FAKE LABELS.

>> THE LABELS ARE FAKE, BOOZE IS REAL.

>> James: OOOH HAGAR, LET'S TAKE THE WHEELS OFF, SHALL WE

IN [BLEEP] SUSAN IT IS THURSDAY.

>> WHAT ABOUT COVID.

>> James: WHAT ABOUT COVID.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WITH HE CAN EVEN DRINK IN HERE WITH COVID.

>> James: WHERE IS THE COVID COMPLIANCE.

>> WHERE IS IVANA.

>> James: SHE IS NOT EVEN HERE, SHE'S IN THE PUB.

COVID'S NOT HERE, LET'S DO.

WHAT ARE WE THINKING, LIKE IT IS TEQUILA, HAGAR.

>> YEAH.

>> James: OKAY.

THERE YOU GO.

>> Reggie: WOW.

SOMEONE KNOWS THEIR BOTTLE SHAPE.

>> James: AND THIS HAS BEEN OPENED, IS THIS YOU?

IS THIS YOU?

IVEAN IS IS BACK, IT IS THURSDAY, WE'RE HAVING A DRINK.

SORRY?

>> STAY AWAY FROM EVERYONE.

>> James: THAT IS SAME RULE COVID OR NO COVID.

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

LOOK AT THAT.

>> James: HANG ON.

SHOULD WE JUST DO SHOTS.

>> Reggie: SHOT, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS.

>> James: OKAYS HANG ON.

OH, THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THAT GLASS.

>> I'LL TAKE IT.

>> James: NO, YOU DON'T WANT IT.

I WILL JUST LEAVE THAT ONE.

>> OKAY.

>> James: GUILLERMO, ARE YOU HAVING ONE?

OKAY, IVANA, HOW DO YOU ACCURATELY DISTRIBUTE THESE TO

THE BAND.

>> MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO IT.

>> Reggie: YEAH, SOMEONE ELSE SWRZ LOOK AT PETE, HE'S READY

FOR EVERY SCENARIO.

(APPLAUSE).

>> Reggie: FACE SHIELD GLOVES.

>> James: WHAT TIME IS CORY BOOKER ON OKAY.

K COME AND GRAB THEM.

LOOK AT HAGAR, CHILL OUT, I'M DOING IT.

HANG ON.

>> OKAY, THIS IS INTERESTING.

VZ ALL DONE, READY, DOWN THE HATCH, GANG, THREE, TWO, ONE,

GO.

(APPLAUSE).

>> Reggie: HOLY [BLEEP] >> James: DID YOU DRINK IT IT,

REG.

>> Reggie: OH WAY.

>> James: DID YOU REALLY?

>> Reggie: OH YEAH, OH GOD, OH.

>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUMP INTO THE MONO.

>> Reggie: A.

>> A LOT OF HOT STORIES.

>> James: THERE IS AN INTERESTING REPORT OUT OF THE

WHITE HOUSE TODAY, YOU KNOW HOW PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN ANGRILY

DISPUTING THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION FOR THE LAST WEEK, WELL

ACCORDING TO HIS AIDES TRUMP IS ACTUALLY CALM ARE THAN HIS

TWEETS SUGGEST (LAUGHTER).

>> James: HE IS ACTUALLY CALMER THAN HIS TWEETS SUGGEST,

THEY SAY HE IS FIGHTING THE ELECTION RESULTS MOSTLY AS A

PERFORMANCE FOR HIS VOTERS.

OKAY, GOOD, AS LONG AS HE IS JUST DOING IT TO WASTE AN ENTIRE

COUNTRY'S TIME.

THAT'S FINE.

TRUMP'S AIDES SAY HE HAS NO SERIOUS PLANS TO OVERTURN THE

ELECTION.

YOU KNOW, OTHER THAN THAT PRESS CONFERENCE HELD IN THE PARKING

LOT OF A LANDSCAPING COMPANY BETWEEN A SEX SHOP AND A

CREMATORIUM, THAT WAS A SERIOUS PLAN.

ON STOP OF-- TOP OF THAT TRUMP'S PUBLIC SCHEDULE SHOWS THAT THE

PRESIDENT HAS LITTLE INTEREST IN ACTUAL WORK.

HE HASN'T HAD AN INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING SINCE EARLY OCTOBER.

WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE IF HE HAD, HE MIGHT ACTUALLY KNOW THAT

HE LOST THE ELECTION.

BUT THIS BEGS THE PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION IF DONALD TRUMP IS THE

ONE RECEIVING IT, IT IS STILL AN INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING?

REGGIE S THERE A BETTER WORD FOR IT, KNOW?

>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, BRIEFING IS.

>> James: ACCORDING TO ANOTHER NEW REPORT NOT ONLY WILL TRUMP

RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN IN 2020-- 2024.

HE MAY ANNOUNCEMENT IT BEFORE JOE BEUDEN IS INAUGURATED AND

POSSIBLY BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR.

SO MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA.

(LAUGHTER) IF YOU THOUGHT THIS ELECTION

CYCLE COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THE 74 YEAR OLD TRUMP

DEBATING A 77 YEAR OLD JOE BIDEN, WAIT UNTIL IT IS A 78

YEAR OLD TRUMP DEBATING AN 81 YEAR OLD BIDEN.

ALTHOUGH IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO FIT TRUMP'S 2024 SLOGAN ON A

HAT, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, THAT WHERE IS T WAS WHEN I WAS A

PRESIDENT THE FIRST TIME AGAIN.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

TRUMP HAS HIS EYES SET ON, HE IS APPARENTLY SO UNHAPPY WITH THE

WAY FOX NEWS COVERED HIM THAT HE IS PLANNING TO START HIS OWN

DIGITAL MEDIA COMPANY TO COMPETE AGAINST IT.

IT LIKE HE HEARD SOMEONE SAY NO ONE IS MORE BIASED THAN FOX

NEWS.

AND HE TOOK THAT AS A PERSONAL CHALG ENG.

FOX-- CHALLENGE.

FOX NEWS IS KNOWN AS FAIR AND BALANCED BUT TRUMP SAYS HIS

NETWORK IS GOING TO BE EVEN FAIRER AND BALANCEDDER IR.

A TRUMP STREAMING NETWORK.

THEY ALREADY HAVE A FEW SHOWS IN DEVELOPMENT.

THERE IS WHO WANTS TO PRETEND TO BE A BILLIONAIRE.

WHITE-ISH.

AND DICTATORS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE.

YOU KNOW MAY FAVORITE, MY FAVORITE THAT HE HAS COME UP

WITH, JUDGE RUDY.

>> Reggie: NICE.

>> James: TRUMP EVEN ATTACKED FOX NEWS IN A TWEET, ERRANTED

ABOUT HOW BAD THE NET-- NETWORKS RATINGS ARE, HE WROTE VERY SAD

TO WATCH THIS HAPPEN BUT THEY FORGOT WHAT MADE THEM

SUCCESSFUL, WHAT GOT THEM THERE.

THEY FORGOT THE GOLDEN GOOSES.

TRUMP CALLED HIMSELF THE GOLDEN GOOSE.

WITHOUT DID YOU THINK HE IS, ME DURING MY CONTRACT

RENEGOTIATIONS?

>> Reggie: YES.

VERY GOOD.

>> James: I'M NOT SURE TRUMP'S TEET WAS FAIR TO FOX NEWS.

THEY DIDN'T FORGET THE GOLDEN GOOSE T JUST TURNED THAT A LAME

DUCK.

YOU GET IT, RIT?

IT IS A DUCK AND A GOOSE, DUCK AND A GOOSE, THAT'S WHAT

THE-- OKAY.

DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, A TOP COURT IN GERMANY JUST RULED THAT

TECHNO IS, IN FACT, MUSIC.

>> YES.

>> James: THEY DID AND THE CASE CONFIRMS THAT CLUBS PLAYING

TECHNO SHOULD BENEFIT FROM THE SAME REDUCED TAX RATE AS CONCERT

HALLS.

THIS IS HUGE NEWS FOR ANY CLUB OUT THERE FROM 2002.

IT WAS CLOSE THOUGH, THE DEFENSE LOST THE CASE ON A

TECHNO-CALITY.

THANK YOU.

I LIKE THAT EVERYBODY IN AMERICA IS CONCERNED THAT THE SUPREME

COURT WILL OVERTURN RULINGS ON YOU KNOW, GAY MARRIAGE AND

ABORTION RIGHTS.

AND IN GERMANY JUDGES ARE LIKE-- .

♪ HONESTLY, THIS FLAPS, THE BEAT GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND DURING

THE CASE WHEN THE JUDGE IS LIKE ORDER, ORDER, ORDER, ORDER,

ORDER ORDER, ORDER, ORDER WAWA WAWA WAWA.

♪ ORDER.

♪ LET'S GO.

♪ GOOD THING GERMANY MADE THEIR RULING BEFORE HEARING US DO

THAT.

AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

AS YOU PI KNOW OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS THERE HAVE BEEN A NUMBER

OF PRICELESS WORKS OF ART WHOSE RESTORATIONS WERE UNFAMILIAR

OUTSIDELY BOCHED.

FIRST THERE WAS THIS PORTRAIT THAT BECAME KNOWN AS MONKEY

CHRIST.

THEN EARLIER THIS YEAR THERE WAS THIS ATTEMPT BY A FURNITURE

REPAIRMAN TO RESTORE A 17th CENTURY PAINTING OF THE VIRGIN

MARRY.

WE'VE GOT A BRAND NEW ONE TO TELL YOU ABOUT.

THIS TIME ON A BUILDING IN SPAIN.

HERE IS WHAT THE SCULPTURE LOOKED RAKE BEFORE THE

RESTORATION, OKAY.

THAT IS IT THERE.

AND HERE IS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE AFTER IT HAD BEEN RESTORED.

CAN WE ZOOM IN ON THE FACE.

>> Reggie: HOW.

>> James: I MEAN HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THIS, IAN?

>> I DON'T KNOW BUT THANK GOD IT DOES.

>> James: I MEAN LOOK AT THE FACE, LOOK, THAT IS WHAT I CALL

AN EYE LIFT.

LOOKS LIKE A POTATOE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO ORDER AT A FAST

FOOD RESTAURANT.

THERE IS ONE THING ALL OF THESE BOCHED RESTORATIONS HAVE IN

COMMON, THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO THEM

THEY'RE LIKE I'M GOING TO BE ON THE NEWS TONIGHT, AREN'T I.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SENATOR CORY BOOKER, EVERYBODY.

COME ON BACK.