We're winging it.

我們正在努力。

Wait, woo, woo, woo

等等，嗚，嗚，嗚，嗚

(grunts)

（咕嚕聲）

The boys are gonna flip.

孩子們要翻臉了

- That's amazing!

- 太神奇了！

- I had a crazy idea, but it might just work.

- 我有一個瘋狂的想法，但它可能只是工作。

(Wyatt grunting)

(Wyatt grunting)

I don't even know why I try.

我都不知道自己為什麼要努力。

Hi, I'm Hannah.

嗨，我是漢娜。

I'm The World's Ok-est Mom and I am tired.

我是世界上最棒的媽媽，我很累。

I'm here with my kids every single day

我每天都在這裡陪著我的孩子。

I'm cooking three meals a day right now

我現在正在做一日三餐呢

and I'm feeling very uninspired when it comes

我覺得很沒有靈感，當它涉及到的時候

to meal planning.

到膳食計劃。

I do most of my grocery shopping online

我大部分的雜貨都是在網上買的。

and it's just really hard to think

而且它只是真的很難去想

of new and improved ideas for meals.

的新的和改進的膳食理念。

So I'm wanna try something.

所以我想嘗試一些東西。

For this week,

對於本週。

I'm gonna let my kids do the grocery shopping.

我要讓我的孩子們去買菜。

I'm hoping I get some inspiration.

我希望我得到一些靈感。

Wish me luck.

祝我好運吧

Up first, the rules.

先上，規則。

One, I'm not going over budget for this week.

一、本週我不會超預算。

The kids are limited to the budget

孩子們的預算有限

that I usually spend on groceries.

我通常花在雜貨上。

Second, it cannot all be junk food.

第二，不能都是垃圾食品。

There has to be some semblance of health.

必須要有半點健康。

We've done the junk food week,

我們已經做了垃圾食品周。

we're not going to do it again.

我們不會再這樣做了。

Three, we can't eat the same thing every night.

三是不能每天晚上吃一樣的東西。

We have to have some variety

我們必須有一些品種

we can't just have chicken fingers for dinner

我們不能只吃雞條吃飯

every single night.

每一個夜晚。

The whole point is to come up with some new meals

重點是要想出一些新的餐點

that we can try together as a family.

我們可以作為一個家庭一起嘗試。

And last, I have full access to my pantry,

最後，我可以完全進入我的儲藏室。

refrigerator and freezer.

冰箱和冰櫃。

Guess what you get to do this week?

猜猜這周你能做什麼？

Don't, hey, don't sit in the baby seat.

不要，嘿嘿，不要坐在嬰兒座椅上。

(bouncy music) (Jackson laughing)

（彈跳音樂）（傑克遜笑）。

You get to do all of our grocery shopping for the week.

你可以做我們這周所有的雜貨購物。

(Jackson grunting) - What the heck?

搞什麼鬼？

- And then I'm gonna have to figure out,

- 然後我就得想辦法了。

what to cook.

煮什麼。

So, because we're trying to self isolate as well as we can

所以，因為我們想盡可能地自我隔離，所以...

we do grocery delivery.

我們做的是雜貨配送。

So it was really easy

所以真的很容易

for the boys to be able to scroll through all of the aisles

讓孩子們能夠在所有的通道中滾動。

on the app and choose whatever they wanted for groceries.

在應用程序上，選擇任何他們想要的雜貨。

- Ooh yes!

- 哦，是的！

- Ooh yes! - Hot peppers.

- 哦，是的！- 辣椒。

- [Hannah] Peppers?

- [漢娜]辣椒？

I was very nervous when they were scrolling through the app

當他們在滾動應用時，我非常緊張。

because I know that

因為我知道

they don't know what a lot of the foods are

他們不知道很多食物是什麼。

and so they'll see one word

所以他們會看到一個詞

and think it means another thing

還以為是另一種意思

and maybe put that in the cart.

也許可以把它放進購物車。

- I know! - Potatoes!

- 我知道！- 洋芋！

- [Hannah] You feel like you got a good list?

- 你覺得你有一個好的名單嗎？

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- 是的 是的

- [Hannah] Okay, should I check out?

- [漢娜]好吧，我應該退房？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- Okay, well we came in under budget, that's good.

- 好吧，我們在預算內，這是很好的。

I'm not gonna look too deep into this list

我不會太深究這份名單的。

cause I wanna be a little bit surprised

因為我想給你一點驚喜

but, good job!

但是，幹得好

And the next morning the groceries arrived.

第二天早上，雜貨就到了。

(Hanna laughing)

（漢娜笑）

I see some normal stuff, this is good.

我看到一些正常的東西，這是很好的。

They ordered a lot of meat

他們點了很多肉

and they were clearly confused about

而他們顯然對

what a couple of the ingredients actually were.

幾種成分到底是什麼。

I saw jalapeno peppers in there.

我在那裡看到了墨西哥辣椒。

I know that they thought they were bell peppers.

我知道，他們以為是甜椒。

I was pleasantly surprised

我很驚訝

by the lack of junk food in there honestly.

由缺乏垃圾食品在那裡說實話。

I'm very proud of them for making good food choices,

我為他們選擇好的食物而感到驕傲。

lots of salad, lots of greens

多吃沙拉，多吃蔬菜

and that is all I could ask for as a parent.

而這是我作為父母所能要求的一切。

Good morning, I am starting the day making dinner

早晨，我開始了一天的晚餐工作

cause it's in the slow cooker.

因為它是在慢燉鍋。

In the groceries,

在雜貨店。

I noticed there was a big cut of chuck roast.

我注意到有一大塊烤肉。

There was also a packet of ranch seasoning in

還有一包牧場調料在裡面。

with this grocery haul

帶著這個雜貨包

so I knew the boys wanted me to make Mississippi Rose

所以我知道孩子們想讓我做密西西比玫瑰花。

which is a super easy and really delicious recipe.

這是一個超級簡單和真正美味的食譜。

I usually get pepper chennys but they didn't get any

我通常會買到胡椒粉，但他們沒有買到任何胡椒粉

so all I have is banana peppers

所以我只有香蕉椒

so I'm wanna try it.

所以我想試試

It might be like pretty salty.

可能是像很鹹的。

We're gonna cover this,

我們要報道這個。

cook it on low for nine hours.

用小火煮九個小時。

I don't cook a lot of red meat

我不常煮紅燒肉的

and I don't cook Mississippi roast very often

我也不經常做密西西比烤肉了

because it is pretty high in fat.

因為它的脂肪含量相當高。

But it is really good,

但它真的很好。

so I don't blame the boys for choosing it.

所以我不怪男生選擇它。

It's been in here for nine hours

它已經在這裡呆了九個小時了

and then it just falls apart.

然後，它只是分崩離析。

This is how I typically serve it

我一般都是這麼做的

just cut some bread, it soaks up all those juices

只是切一些麵包，它吸收了所有這些汁液。

and then I'm serving this

然後我就把這個

alongside one of their bagged salads that they chose.

搭配他們選擇的一款袋裝沙拉。

How does this look to you Wyatt?

你覺得這個怎麼樣 Wyatt?

- Yum!

- 好吃！

- [Hannah] Does it taste like I usually make it?

- [漢娜]它的味道像我平時做的嗎？

- That's good.

- 那就好

- What do you think Wyatt?

- 你覺得懷特怎麼樣？

That meal was a huge success it reminded me honestly,

這頓飯吃得很成功，它讓我想起了誠實。

to utilize my slow cooker in the morning.

以利用我的慢燉鍋在早上。

And by dinner time, everything is ready

到了晚飯時間，一切都準備好了

and I don't even have to prepare food.

而且我甚至不用準備食物。

This is good.

這是很好的。

It's a little less spicy and it's very very delicious

辣味少了點，非常非常的好吃啊

for how easy it is to make.

因為它是多麼容易製作。

This is a good one.

這是個好東西。

Day, one successful, easy and I was ready

一天，一次成功，輕鬆，我已經準備好了。

to dive into day two.

潛入第二天。

On day two, I wanted to get one weird ingredient

第二天，我想得到一種奇怪的材料。

out of the way.

的方式。

Popcorn.

爆米花

I have to figure out how to incorporate this into a dinner.

我得想想怎麼把這個融入到晚餐中去。

Lately we've been doing movie nights every week

最近我們每週都會有電影之夜的活動

and we've been doing popcorn every night

我們每天晚上都在做爆米花。

that we have movie nights.

我們有電影之夜。

So I think the boys figured if they got a lot of popcorn

所以我想孩子們覺得如果他們吃到很多爆米花的話

we would have movie nights all week

我們將有電影之夜整個星期

which is not how that works, but nice try.

這不是如何工作，但不錯的嘗試。

Were you thinking of something when you put the popcorn

你放爆米花的時候是不是在想什麼？

in the basket?

在籃子裡？

- I was thinking about eating it.

- 我在想吃它。

- Just plain?

- 只是普通的？

- Mm hmm

- 嗯哼

- But how could we use popcorn, in a meal?

- 但是，我們怎麼能用爆米花，來做飯呢？

- On toast.

- 吐司上。

- Popcorn toast?

- 爆米花吐司？

- You put butter on your toast

- 你在你的吐司上放了黃油

and you put the popcorn on and popcorn is good with butter.

你把爆米花上和爆米花是好的黃油。

- Do you know, I did that when I was your age?

- 你知道嗎，我在你這個年紀的時候也是這樣做的？

- I think like you!

- 我的想法和你一樣！

- Right now I think I have a picture of it.

- 現在我想我有一張它的照片。

I guess weird people raise weird kids.

我想奇怪的人養出奇怪的孩子。

Okay, I think I've figured it out.

好吧，我想我已經明白了。

I'm gonna do a chicken tortilla soup

我要做一個雞肉玉米餅湯。

and when I typically crash chips on top,

而當我典型的在上面碰撞芯片。

I'm gonna offer popcorn, as a topping.

我要提供爆米花，作為澆頭。

Then on the side I will also have toast with butter

然後在旁邊我還要吃黃油吐司。

and popcorn and really make it a popcorn centric meal.

和爆米花，真正做到以爆米花為中心的飲食。

Can you help me out, by popping the popcorn?

你能不能幫我一下，把爆米花爆出來？

That's how you open a box?

這就是你打開盒子的方法？

All right, let's check on (Hannah yelps)

好吧，讓我們來檢查（漢娜叫喊）。

let's check on the soup.

讓我們來看看湯的情況。

I used a pot that is far too small,

我用的鍋太小了。

but it looks decent, okay.

但它看起來不錯，還好。

- It's like melting when you put it in the soup.

- 放在湯裡就像融化了一樣。

- [Hannah] Do you like it?

- [漢娜]你喜歡它嗎？

- It gives it some crunch.

- 它給了它一些脆皮。

- [Hannah] How is it? - That's surprisingly good.

- [漢娜]怎麼樣？- 這是出乎意料的好。

(Hannah giggling)

（漢娜傻笑）

- Toast with butter

- 吐司加黃油

- Maybe I should have gotten you a plate. (Wyat yelping)

- 也許我應該給你拿個盤子。(Wyat yelping)

So day two was a little weird, but little did I know

所以，第二天是一個有點奇怪的，但我不知道。

that the weirdest was yet to come.

最詭異的還在後面。

Day three, I really wanted to do something visually splashy.

第三天，我真的很想做一些視覺上的亮點。

One grocery that's plentiful in this haul is, fruit.

在這次的收穫中，有一種雜貨很豐富，那就是，水果。

So, I'm gonna try a breakfast for dinner style meal

所以，我打算嘗試一下早餐當晚餐吃的方式

and I'm going to make a, fruit parfait platter

我要做一個，水果凍糕拼盤。

and I'm gonna do some baked apple oatmeal

我要做一些烤蘋果燕麥粥。

because that's always easy

因為那總是很容易

and I think the kids will like it.

我想孩子們會喜歡它。

I do oatmeal cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, eggs almond milk,

我做的是燕麥片肉桂，肉豆蔻，鹽，雞蛋杏仁奶。

baking powder and it's like a batter.

泡打粉就像麵糊一樣。

So I got my honey crisp apples.

所以我拿到了我的蜂蜜脆蘋果。

You're supposed to skin your apples

你應該剝掉蘋果的皮

but I don't feel like it.

但我不喜歡它。

Very excited about this oatmeal bake.

對這個燕麥片烘焙非常興奮。

Time to assemble

集合時間

so I have some plain Greek yogurt,

所以我有一些純希臘酸奶。

just drizzle a little honey on top.

只需在上面滴一點蜂蜜。

Wanna do some kiwi.

想做一些獼猴桃。

I had this vision of like the most beautiful,

我有這樣的設想，像最美的。

colorful platter, and I feel like it came close

五顏六色的盤子，我覺得它接近了

but it wasn't quite as splashy as I'd expected.

但並沒有我想象中的那麼耀眼。

- That is not, oat meal mom?

- 這不，燕麥粉媽媽？

- [Hannah] No, it's part of dinner.

- [漢娜]不，這是晚餐的一部分。

- This? - [Hannah] Yeah.

- 這個嗎？- [漢娜]是的。

- It's part of dinner?

- 這是晚餐的一部分？

- Yes! - That's dinner?

- 是的！- 這就是晚餐？

- [Hannah] What do you think?

- [漢娜]你怎麼看？

- I think it looks delicious.

- 我覺得它看起來很好吃。

(blooping)

(blooping)

- Too sour, try it with the fruit,

- 太酸了，用水果試試。

you're supposed to eat it with the fruit honey.

你應該吃它與水果蜂蜜。

(Wyat mumbles)

(Wyat mumbles)

- It's delicious! (Hannah laughing)

- 它的美味！（漢娜笑）

- I have not seen you guys this excited

- 我還沒見過你們這麼興奮呢

to have dinner in a very long time.

很久沒有吃過晚飯了。

What does Henry think?

亨利是怎麼想的？

Day three overall was not the most traditional

第三天總體來說不是最傳統的

but that's how we roll in our family.

但這就是我們家的情況。

So it was great, success, check that off the box,

所以很好，成功了，打勾了。

onto day four.

到第四天。

Day four, I decided to tackle

第四天，我決定解決

the most difficult ingredient of the week, jalapenos.

本週最難的食材，墨西哥辣椒。

I Honestly, I'm so tired tonight I don't feel like cooking.

說實話，我今晚太累了，不想做飯。

I don't feel like dealing with jalapenos,

我不想和墨西哥辣椒打交道。

but it's better to just get it over with.

但最好還是把它解決掉。

We have a plan.

我們有一個計劃。

I stuff these with cream cheese and shredded cheese

我把這些東西塞進了奶油奶酪和奶酪絲裡。

and I'm going to kind of make

而我要種使

jalapeno popper stuffed chicken.

辣椒爆米花雞肉餡。

So this is ready to be batter fried,

所以這就準備好了，可以炒麵糊了。

Jackson is mixing some eggs,

傑克遜正在攪拌一些雞蛋。

Wyat's gonna get the panko in a bowl, right?

懷特會把五花肉放在碗裡，對吧？

- Okay, what's a panko?

- 好吧，什麼是五花肉？

- [Hannah] It's breadcrumbs.

- 這是麵包屑。

- It's breadcrumbs? - Mmh,

- 是麵包屑？- 是的

- Yeah, okay look at that.

- 是啊，好吧，看那個。

That looks descent. (Henry crying)

這看起來是後裔.(亨利哭泣)

Moment of truth for this chicken.(Hannah howls happily)

這隻雞的真相時刻(漢娜開心地嚎叫)

That's something.

那是一些東西。

So Jackson says he likes spicy food,

所以傑克遜說他喜歡吃辣。

but in his mind spicy food is mild salsa from taco bell.

但在他的心目中，辛辣的食物是溫和的沙拉醬從塔可鍾。

(Jackson giggling) (Hannah laughing)

（傑克遜傻笑）（漢娜笑）。

Wyatt on the other hand,

另一方面，懷特。

does eat pretty spicy food and doesn't really flinch.

確實吃得很辣，而且並沒有真的退縮。

- This is not spicy yet. - [Hannah] It's not?

- 這還不是辣的。- [漢娜]這不是？

- It's not even spicy a single bit!

- 一點都不辣!

- Do you like it? - It's amazing!

- 你喜歡嗎？- 太神奇了！

- Am I crushing it at this point?

- 我這時是在碾壓它嗎？

75% I'd say.

75％，我會說。

There's always room for improvement, stay humble,

總有改進的空間，保持謙虛。

but I was very proud of that day.

但我為那一天感到非常自豪。

I'm very grateful that day four was as easy as it was

我很慶幸第四天是如此的輕鬆。

because little did I know

因為我不知道

I was about to lose my mind.

我都快瘋了。

I don't even wanna talk about day five.

我甚至不想談第五天的事情。

Day five was the day.

第五天就是這一天。

Day five was, challenging.

第五天是，挑戰。

Day five fricking sucked. (chuckles)

第五天該死的吸。（笑）

We have a slight problem,

我們有一個小問題。

with tonight's meal.

與今晚的飯菜。

I decided to tackle the whole roasted chicken.

我決定對付整隻烤雞。

Here's the thing.

事情是這樣的

It's 6:50, this chicken roasts for an hour and a half,

現在是6點50分，這隻雞要烤一個半小時。

and these potatoes cook for 55 minutes.

而這些洋芋要煮55分鐘。

So,

所以，

(giggles)

（傻笑）

there's my chicken roasting, my house smells delicious,

有我的雞烤， 我的房子聞到美味。

but look, but this thing is going to take,

但你看，但這件事是要採取。