[laughing]

Thank you, Patty boy.

It was nothing.

Nothing! I'm outta patties!

Well, I guess I just better make some more.

[mumbling]

Umm mm huh?

Fresh hot Krabby Patties here!

Put a patty in your piehole! Huh?

Awe. Looks like I fed my entire section.

Hmm.

[groaning]

Well, I guess Squidward wouldn't mind if I sell a few patties in his section.

[laughing]

They'll never look for me up here.

Woo hoo. Hee hee hoo.

[gasping]

[cheering]

Whoa! Oh! Ooh. Ooh.

Whoa!

- Ewe! - Yuck!

Whoa! Wait!

[screaming]

[grunting]

Oh.

Blah!

Who eats yogurt at a rock concert?

Alright, where am I?

[gasping]

The stage.

Oh. Forget the Green Room. That's Claire St. Clare's clarinet.

[stuttering]

Ladies and Gentlefish, polyps and fries.

Here's the band you've all been waiting for.

You know them. You love them.

It's the Low Tides!

[cheering]

Ahh!

[gasping]

Ow!

[cheering]

♪ I was a lonely, lonely lad, Solitary soul! ♪

♪ Didn't have a rock that I didn't wanna roll ♪

♪ Joined me a band. Singing on a stage! ♪

♪ They was foolin' and a screamin' Divin' off the roof ♪

♪ Feedin' frenzy Everybody wants a piece of me ♪

♪ It's a feedin' frenzy I can't get me no privacy ♪

♪ How am I gonna shake'm ♪

♪ Is it really him ♪

♪ The freaky fans saw me. Man, they'll tear me limb from limb ♪

♪ They claw my clothes, Steal my shoes, tear my hair ♪

♪ I got nothin' left to lose. It's a feedin' frenzy ♪

♪ The kids can't get enough ♪

♪ It's a feeding frenzy This rock'n'roll is gettin' rough ♪

[mumbling]

Buddy, could you put down your phone?

You're blocking my shot!

Ah. Looks like everyone has a patty.

- Ahh! - Ow! Ow!

Everyone but the band!

[groaning]

Hmm.

Ah ha!

Must… sell… patties.

Ahh!

♪ Feeding frenzy ♪

[grunting]

Whoa!

[grunting]

Whoa!

[laughing]

There's no stopping me this time.

Here we go. A one, a two…

[buzzing]

Huh? Hey! What? What's going on?

Help!

[mumbling]

Ugh. Ooh.

Huh?

Special delivery for The Low Tides!

Ah. Whoa!

[mumbling]

[grunting]

Whoa!

Ahh!

[mumbling]

Come on!

[screaming]

Don't forget! Brought to you by the Krusty Krab!

The Krusty Krab. A Krummy place to eat?

I didn't know they were serving us crummy food.

Huh?

[mumbling]

- Oh, come on! He he he he. - Boo! Boo I say! Blah!

[booing]

Hey! No, no, no! You don't understand! It's not crummy!

It's yummy!

Boo!

[stuttering]

Boo!

Ooh! That's a hot beat, Mr. Krabs.

[flute playing]

Ah. They're pretty good.

Yeah, let's give 'em a chance.

Alright, now for a little licorice stick.

[gasping]

Squidward's got a clarinet! Run!!

[screaming]

I can't believe it. This really is the greatest clarinet ever made.

And you're the greatest audience I've ever… oh.

[groaning]