There's this girl.

Sorry, I and it seems like I kissed her on the cheek, but I didn't.

She bumped into my me.

So when I slept in class, when my friend told me to do a split and my patch with a little I don't really want to share that, my mom singing.

When I was eight years old, I had my cousin over and I peeing in the bed, and my brother was laughing at me when I left school with no shoes.

Once during a soccer game, I was about to score, and then I fell over the ball.

When I was on a cruise, I walked into a door because I thought it was an automatic door.

I was like, feeling in my family, like my hands around a lot.

And then I actually put my finger up the girl's nose.

Once I was talking to one of my friends about someone that we didn't really like and they were standing like right next to us.

I was doing a BMX trick to impress a girl, and I broke my arm losing a wrestling match in 13 seconds.

When I graduated throwing my graduation cap in the air, we were in an indoor room and I hit the chandelier and it fell down.

This year was my first year flying in 10 years, and I did not hear the pilot make the announcement that we were about to descend.

So when I looked outside of my window and the plane dropped and the wing started shaking, I was like, Oh, and everybody on the plane started looking at me and I was like, Please stop.

I pissed myself in third grade.

I had never thrown up from drinking before, so I guess I just didn't think that could happen.

And then I very much did in the back of a cab.

It was in college.

It was with the neck with the next girlfriend, and we were at the rooftop and we were making out, and my twin brother came in and walked on of this, I would say in the 11th grade, at a twerking video that kind of went like fake viral and I went to my gym class and I saw one of the teachers.

Apparently, he said that he had saw the video, and I was just cringing mad, hard, like e would say, sending a text message thread to my mom.

That was kind of between me and a person that I was dating at the time, doing West Side Story and a community theater play, and there's like a little basketball scene and somebody threw the ball too high.

So I went to catch it when I came down, totally fell flat on my butt.

Okay, I was in a restaurant with my friend in Mexico, and the waiter was really attractive really cute, and my friend encouraged me to try to talk to him, that I should ask him out.

And so I did.

Or I tried Thio and the second that I went to ask him out.

The whole restaurant got quiet, and it did not go well.

When I was a junior in high school, I had an assignment to read a poem in front of the class.

Instead of reading a poem, I decided to sing Taylor Swift song forever and always.

When I was 13.

My dad caught me watching his porn collection when I forgot my lines in a school play when I was about six ish.

I got so nervous when I asked a girl out when I was a lot younger.

Before I had all this confidence that I peed myself.

I tripped and fail in front of a group of my friends skating.

I didn't pass my driver's exam.

The driving portion right before I started medically transitioning, I was still being read as female and still using the women's restroom.

Andi, I remember this time this time I was in the bathroom and someone was coming directly to that stall and this woman looked at me and jumped back.

You know, she felt like she was in the room with someone who is not supposed to be there.

So I suppose it was embarrassing and also affirming to who I am.

Having a chain closing me right.

When I got to the platform, I was fired.

I sat in a charity, broke.

I didn't get embarrassed because I didn't care what people think.

I don't wanna talk about it.

I was in a class elementary school and I pissed my pants, so I used to work for the U.

S.

Open.

I was a ball boy was on the court.

Let's go get the ball.

My foot comes out of my sneaker in front of everyone.

Pretty shameless.

I don't really get embarrassed.

Easy when I was in camp and I had to do a speech from everybody all of a sudden, as I was walking off stage, my pants fell.

And then I tripped over the down the steps.

I had a pie thrown in my face on my birthday, a family gathering where my friends from high school had come to the party.

I called someone by the wrong name.

I was given a about whiskey to share while I was at my wife's cousin's home.

She I thought, she gives it to me, but it was a mistake having the hole in my pants the whole day and not realizing it until someone was nice enough to tell me I wet the bed during basic training in the military.

I can't really think of anything.

I really don't embarrass easily.

It was winter time.

I'm trying to walk across the street, hit black ice and boom.

I was in a nightclub full of people and tried to jump a barrier and fell didn't make it.

I tripped on a runaway.

As a kid, I was, uh I took some dried fruits out of a bottle and my aunt seeing it, and I did it without a permission.

I had a moment when I was younger, where I walked up behind a girl who I thought was my sister, and I started massaging her shoulders and it wasn't her.

Nothing singing in high school a cappella.

I don't think it was received.

Well, I should have had some accompaniment.

I went to a musical theater called back.

It turns out I wasn't called back at all.

When I was in the fifth grade, I actually got my finger stuck in a map on the wall.

They used to call me Saturday night Franco.

I used to love to dance, and I was dancing in a disco in Manhattan and I did some move bent down and my pants just ripped in the back.

Right now, half I'm a drummer and we were shooting a video as a band and we had a set list.

Song came up that I was supposed to do.

I was supposed to start and I started the wrong song one morning without knowing it.

I wrote toe work on the subway with a face filled with bloody Nick tissues.

I can't say nothing.

I don't get embarrassed.

I don't think I've ever had anything really embarrassing because, you know, people don't approach me too much because, you know, they see them intimidating either.

You know, I am intimidating a little bit, but I'm really a nice guy.

So a lot of people won't play too many games with May going to appointment for getting my wallet and having to convince the transit workers that you've never heard this story before and let me on the train.

Probably when I told everybody, Make sure your cellphone was often than mine rang.

E was playing golf, and I farted, but it didn't come out as a fart.

I was in a play in college and I was playing, um, an African dancer, and they had thes skirts, grass skirts on us, and my skirt fell off on the stage.

I don't get embarrassed, boy.

Okay, I'll say, uh, I'm on the train.

Coming home from a chore.

I had almost diarrhea.

I went on stage and unaware that my zipper to my pants were down.

I don't really get embarrassed.

I don't know.

Embarrassment has a level all its own, you know.

It just it feels it feels the same every time it shows up when the focus is on me.