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  • >> James: OKAY.

  • AS THE STARS OF THE BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS FILM

  • "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" WHICH IS ABOUT THE WORLD'S FIRST TRUE

  • ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, YOU ARE BEING CHALLENGED TO SPEND THE

  • DAY WITHOUT ANY A.I. OR TECHNOLOGY WHATSOEVER.

  • YOU WILL BE SPLIT INTO TWO TEAMS, SAM AND JEAN, MYSELF AND

  • MELISSA.

  • WHICHEVER TEAM RETURNS HERE FIRST WITH THE THREE TASKS

  • COMPLETED WILL WIN.

  • YOU MUST TAKE AND BRING BACK A SELFIE OF YOUR TEAM IN FRONT OF

  • AN ICONIC LOS ANGELES MONUMENT OR LANDMARK.

  • FIND A CHINESE RESTAURANT AND PURCHASE AND ORDER OF GENERAL

  • TSAU'S CHICKEN.

  • FIND A FRIEND YOU WILL BRING WITH YOU BACK TO TELEVISION

  • CITY, IT MUST BE SOMEONE YOU'RE KNOWN OVER A YEAR.

  • PLACE YOUR PHONES, WATCHES AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS TECHNOLOGY

  • INTO THIS BOX.

  • NO CREDIT CARDS.

  • THAT COUNTS AS TECHNOLOGY.

  • >> I HAVE A BLOOD GLUCOSE MONITOR ON MY ARM.

  • >> James: I THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

  • >> CERTAINLY.

  • NO, TAKE IT OFF.

  • TAKE OFF THE GLUCOSE MONITOR!

  • >> James: THAT'S LOCKED.

  • WE HAVE TWO HOURS, AND OUR TIME STARTS NOW.

  • OKAY.

  • MELISSA, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: WHAT'S THIS?

  • WHAT'S THIS BOX?

  • >> OOOH, MONEY!

  • A $20 BILL.

  • >> James: A CAMERA PHONE BOOK.

  • WET TOWELS.

  • WE'RE IN A CITY WITHOUT ANY LANDMARKS.

  • I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW MY WAY ANYWHERE WITHOUT A NAVIGATION

  • SYSTEM.

  • THIS SAYS NO LEFT TURN.

  • >> NO, IF YOU GO RIGHT AND RIGHT.

  • >> James: RIGHT AND RIGHT?

  • GO FULL McCARTHY.

  • >> I'M SORRY.

  • WAIT!

  • SORRY.

  • ONE SECOND.

  • THANK YOU.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH!

  • >> James: OH, MY GOSH.

  • THANK YOU.

  • THIS IS GOING TO BE A BREEZE.

  • IT'S GOING TO BE AN ABSOLUTE BREEZE.

  • >> CBS STUDIOS IS AN AMERICAN LANDMARK.

  • WE CAN JUST FILM THERE.

  • >> OH, MY GOD.

  • HOW DID HE KNOW?

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW.

  • EVERYBODY'S DONE BUT US.

  • I'M JUST FOLLOWING YOU.

  • I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

  • >> OOOH, OOOH!

  • WHAT?

  • OH, MY GOD THERE IT IS!

  • THERE IT IS!

  • >> OKAY.

  • OKAY.

  • JUST SAY -- >> FOR A SECOND.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> JEAN SMART, COME ON DOWN!

  • ( CHEERING ) >> James: THERE'S NO LANDMARKS

  • IN L.A.

  • THERE'S LITERALLY ALL OF THE LANDMARKS ARE A JACK IN THE BOX

  • AND GREAT PLACE FOR AVOCADO TOAST.

  • >> WHERE ARE THE TARPETTES.

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TARPETTES ARE.

  • >> WHAT'S THE LABRAYA TARPETTES.

  • IT'S A PIT OF TAR.

  • EXCUSE ME.

  • COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE LABREA TAR PITS ARE?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW.

  • OH YOU DON'T KNOW.

  • NO.

  • >> James: HELL OF A LANDMARK, McCARTHY.

  • COME ON, MAN!

  • GIVE ME A BREAK!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> TAR PITS!

  • >> James: OH, I SEE.

  • THIS IS THE LANDMARK.

  • >> THIS IS THE LANDMARK.

  • >> James: MY KIDS HAVE BEEN HERE.

  • >> LET'S LEAVE THE CAR HERE.

  • THERE'S A WOOLLY MA'AM MUTH SOMEWHERE.

  • >> James: THAT'S AN ELEPHANT.

  • THAT'S THE TAR PIT.

  • REALLY GETTING THOSE KNEES GOING TODAY.

  • >> James: THERE IT IS.

  • YOU CAN SMELL IT.

  • >> James: THAT'S THE TAR PIT.

  • WHERE'S THE CAMERA?

  • >> I DON'T HAVE IT.

  • I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.

  • YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX.

  • NO, NO!

  • WHEN YOU WENT IN THE BOX, YOU SAID, HERE'S THE CAMERA.

  • YOU SAID -- >> James: WAIT, I'LL GO GET

  • THE CAMERA.

  • >> GO, GO, GO, GO!

  • DON'T BREATHE IN THAT TAR!

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • YOU CAN DO IT!

  • HOPE HE HAS THE KEY.

  • ♪ ♪

  • ♪ >> LITTLE HUSTLE!

  • ♪ >> LITTLE HUSTLE!

  • UNT SNIEWNT YOU WANT ME TO MOVE THE CAR?

  • >> PLEASE.

  • >> James: I'M UNDER TIME PRESSURE.

  • >> MOVE IT.

  • >> James: I'LL MOVE IT.

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • >> DOES ANYBODY THINK JAMES -- ANYBODY SEEN JAMES CORDEN?

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • THAT ABOY!

  • >> James: THEY MADE ME MOVE THE CAR!

  • >> OH, MY GOD!

  • >> James: TRAFFIC PERSON MADE ME MOVE THE CAR.

  • >> YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SWEATY.

  • >> James: THAT'S IT.

  • THAT'S THE ONE.

  • >> I FEEL GREAT ABOUT THAT ONE.

  • >> James: LET'S GO.

  • ENJOY THE TAR PITS, GUYS.

  • >> James: ONE OF L.A.'S GREATEST LANDMARKS.

  • >> GET THAT STROLLER MOVING.

  • KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR A PHONE.

  • THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE.

  • I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE WIPES ARE FOR.

  • THAT'S DISGUSTING.

  • IT SOUNDS DIRTY.

  • >> YES, WE'RE WONDERING IF YOU COULD DEVELOP AN INSTAMATIC

  • CAMERA WITHIN AN HOUR.

  • YOU DON'T?

  • DID YOU EVER?

  • >> DO YOU DO ONE-HOUR PHOTO?

  • YOU DO?

  • OKAY, GREAT.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

  • THANK YOU.

  • >> OH, MY GOSH!

  • I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S STILL THERE, BUT THERE USED TO BE AN

  • ACTUAL CAMERA -- A CAMERA CAMERA SHOP ON FAIRFAX.

  • I THINK IT'S SAMMY'S CAMERA.

  • >> SAMMY'S CAMERA, RIGHT THERE.

  • OH!

  • YEP.

  • AND YOUR NAME.

  • SAM.

  • I'M DORIS.

  • DORIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

  • SEE YOU IN AN HOUR.

  • >> SEE YOU IN AN HOUR.

  • THANK YOU.

  • OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU UP ON A CURVE?

  • >> James: YEAH.

  • NO ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE.

  • >> OH!

  • >> James: OH!

  • SAMMY'S CAMERA.

  • >> James: THIS IS 500s.

  • SUPPOSED TO BE GOING THIS WAY.

  • >> James: BUT WE'RE IN THE LEFT LANE.

  • PAUL McCARTHY, REMEMBER.

  • PAUL McCARTHY.

  • >> CAN YOU LET US CUT THROUGH?

  • >> James: YES!

  • YES!

  • YES!

  • ( HONKING ) NOW WE'RE COOKIN'!

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • SHE'S INCREDIBLE.

  • >> OH, THIS IS IT!

  • >> James: SAMMY'S CAMERA!

  • I HAVE TWO OTHER PEOPLE COME IN HERE AND DROPPED OFF A CAMERA.

  • >> YES, YOUNG MAN.

  • >> James: YOUNG MAN, YOU CAN LOSE THAT.

  • >> NOT GREAT PEOPLE.

  • >> James: TRUTHFULLY, THE IMAGES ARE DISGUSTING.

  • YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR DEVELOPING WHAT THOSE TWO --

  • >> I'M GOING TO SMACK TALK YOU BUT I'M NOT GETTING INTO THAT.

  • >> James: WHAT DO WE OWE YOU?

  • $12.

  • MONEY'S IN THE CAR.

  • I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

  • >> DOES ANYBODY KNOW A CHINESE RESTAURANT CLOSE TO HERE?

  • IN THE FARMER'S MARKET?

  • FARMERS MARKET!

  • PAY LATER!

  • >> James: WHAT DID I GO GET THE MONEY FOR!

  • >> WE'RE LEAVING!

  • ( BEEPING ) >> OH, PLEASE, PLEASE -- WE'RE

  • HERE FROM "THE LATE LATE SHOW" AND ARE WONDERING DO YOU HAVE

  • GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN?

  • OH!

  • I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE BUCKS CASH.

  • >> I CAN'T DO THAT.

  • WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

  • I SEE.

  • >> James: WHICH WAY, THE FARMERS MARKET HERE.

  • WELCOME TO THE FARMERS MARKET.

  • THERE IT IS!

  • THERE IT IS!

  • THERE IT IS!

  • HI!

  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • WE NEAT GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN?

  • HOW MUCH IS IT?

  • >> $8.

  • >> James: $8?

  • YEAH.

  • >> James: WHAT IS IT?

  • CAN I TRY A BIT OF THAT ONE?

  • MM-MMM!

  • >> THAT'S GOOD.

  • IF YOU'RE CURBING OUT, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY NO, PLEASE.

  • >> HI, WE NEED MONEY FOR A TV SHOW.

  • COULD YOU GIVE US $2.

  • >> WE NEED MONEY TO BUY GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN.

  • >> NOBODY WITH WHITE PANTS DOESN'T HAVE MONEY.

  • MAYBE A SPRING ROLL?

  • JUST A SPRING ROLL?

  • IS THERE A SPRING ROLL KNOCKING AROUND?

  • NO, NO, WE'VE ONLY GOT 8.

  • I CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH.

  • AND THAT COMES WITH DRINKS, DOES IT?

  • THANK YOU, WE'VE GOT TO GO.

  • THIS WAY, THIS WAY, THIS WAY!

  • ( CHEERING ) SEE YA!

  • OKAY.

  • >> THIS IS REALLY RED.

  • WE'RE DOING A TV SHOW AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY CHINESE FOOD AND

  • WE ONLY HAVE $7 BECAUSE WE'RE ON A SCAVENGER HUNT.

  • IS THERE A WAY YOU CAN PITCH IN 11?

  • >> JUST HELP US OUT.

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • THANK YOU.

  • !

  • YES!

  • >> James: I THINK WE HAVE TO FIND THE FRIEND FIRST?

  • >> THERE'S A 92% CHANCE IF WE GO TO GROUND LINK THEY'LL NO

  • SOMEONE.

  • >> DO YOU HAVE A LAND LINE PHONE WE CAN BORROW BRIEFLY?

  • CALL MY FRIEND JAMIE AND I KNOW HER PHONE NUMBER.

  • JAMIE, IT'S SAM.

  • I NEED YOU TO MEET UP WITH US.

  • >> SEE THE THINGS HANGING DOWN?

  • WE'RE ON A SCAVENGER HUNT AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WE KNOW.

  • >> KEVIN KIRKPATRICK.

  • WHERE IS HE.

  • THE THEATER.

  • >> James: YOU KNOW KEVIN KIRKPATRICK?

  • >> 15 YEARS.

  • HE WAS IN MY WEDDING.

  • >> GOING THERE AS QUICK AS YOU CAN.

  • CBS, LET'S GO!

  • >> WHERE'S KEVIN?

  • I THINK HE WENTO AN AUDITION.

  • >> James: HE HAD AN AUDITION?

  • IS KEVIN HERE?

  • YOU THINK HE'S GONE TO AN AUDISH.

  • >> DO YOU HAVE A WATER?

  • >> James: I NEED A FRIEND I'VE KNOWN LONGER THAN 12 MONTHS!

  • >> MY FRIEND JAMIE, I TOLD HER TO BE RIGHT OUTSIDE, SO I LOOK

  • OUT FOR HER.

  • SHE'S BLONDE.

  • >> AMAZING, WHOEVER SHE IS.

  • THAT'S HER, JAMIE!

  • JAMIE!

  • GET IN!

  • GET IN!

  • >> WHAT IS HAPPENING?

  • I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING IN THE CAR.

  • JUST GET IN!

  • >> OH, MY GOD!

  • GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

  • DO YOU KNOW OUR MANAGING DIRECTOR?

  • SHE'S BACK THERE.

  • >> SHE'S BACK IN HER OFFICE.

  • >> James: HEATHER D. MICHELLE?

  • THAT'S MY VOCAL WARMUP.

  • HEATHER D. MICHELLE, HEATHER D.

  • MICHELLE.

  • >> HEATHER...

  • I.

  • DO YOU WANT TO GET IN OUR CAR WITH US?

  • >> James: HEATHER D. MICHELLE!

  • NOW, BE HONEST, HAVE YOU KNOWN MELISSA McCARTHY LONGER THAN

  • 12 MONTHS.

  • >> 30 YEARS.

  • >> James: 30 YEARS?

  • WE'VE GOT THE CHINESE, WE'VE GOT THE SELFIE, EVERYWHERE'S A RED

  • LIGHT!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> I MIGHT NEED YOU.

  • LOOK AT THIS.

  • >> THANK YOU!

  • ( HONKING ) >> James: THEY STOP AND

  • THEY'RE NOT ANGRY.

  • LOOK, LOOK AT THAT!

  • IF THAT WAS ME, I WOULD HAVE DIED FOUR TIMES TODAY.

  • >> BUT THEY'RE LIKE WELL, SHE'S IN AN OLIVE GREEN JUMP SUIT, SHE

  • KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

  • I DON'T SEE THEM.

  • >> James: I'M GOING.

  • OH, GOSH.

  • OH, MY GOSH.

  • WE'RE PUTTING THE CAR HERE.

  • WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

  • WE NEED THE FOOD, THE FOOD, THE PICTURES!

  • HAVE YOU GOT THE PICTURES?

  • GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

  • IS THE CAR OKAY THERE?

  • I FEEL LIKE THE CAR'S NOT OKAY THERE!

  • ( BEEPING ) ♪

  • ♪ >> ARE WE THE FIRST ONES?

  • >> James: HEY!

  • NO!

  • NO!

  • >> James: WE DID IT TWICE.

  • WE GOT MORE SELFIES AT OTHER LANDMARKS.

  • TWO SELFIES IN FRONT OF LANDMARKS, THAT'S A POINT EACH.

  • TWO ORDERS OF CHINESE CHICKEN, TWO FRIENDS YOU'VE KNOWN OVER A

  • YEAR, WHICH MEANS THE WINNERS IF THEY DID IT IN RECORD TIME ARE

  • ME AND MELISSA McCARTHY AND HEATHER D. MICHELLE!

  • WHOO!

  • I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

  • I'M SORRY GUYS, BUT I THINK THE TRUTH IS WE'RE ALL WINNERS TODAY

  • BECAUSE WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT WHICH IS -- WE

  • LEARNED THAT WE ARE ALL USELESS WITHOUT OUR CELL PHONES.

  • WELL DONE EVERYBODY.

  • IT'S TIME TO GIVE YOU YOUR PHONES BACK.

  • WHO KNOWS THE CODE FOR THIS?

  • >> SERIOUSLY?

  • >> James: ANYONE?

  • GUYS?

  • >> James: GUYS?

  • >> SERIOUSLY, GUYS, SOMEBODY'S GOT ANOTHER CONE.

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